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Four teens get a pretty gnarly detention. They also find out things they didn't expect about their own family histories!

This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, and body horror.

Theme song is On My Way by Maxton Waller and is available on his Bandcamp. 

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Kitt

Second listen to D&D and any mention of Terry jr is so S A D.

deddbunnbudd

"please don't involve our sons, especially my son, Terry jr." 😩

Jacob Minshall

Here I am. Still waiting for my Manga written by Taylor. 😭😭

Displacer Beast

I have no evidence but absolutely 100% yes 😭

Jack Futty

Of course the very first thing Lark does when he appears in this season is offer a gun to a child.

Luna Luna

Are we still waiting?

Josie

I'm back after a loss in the family, I've missed this :)

J.K.Migraine

oh brother... time to start again!

poleire

Ah shit here we go again

Heed The Talking Heads

Do we ever find out how the gold dragon will die? Anthony rolled a 16 and went “nice”

finimellin

There's not a canon manga but a popular artist in the community named Cerealforkart did 4 manga pages per episode of s2 and published a physical copy of the manga! All of the panels can be found on their tumblr account. Its super cute!!

I hate Italians

2nd listen and the intro slaps harder than ever before

Travis Ventress

I forgot what horrible people they all were from the very start. I love it

InvisHandd

"I'm pretty sure he was just a guy" as a line absolutely slaps.

Daniel Roberts

Just started for the 2nd time. The intro is the best one

First name Last name

Anyone else here in 2025, wondering what Dad Max daddy road would have been like had they let the nuke detonate

NaxuPazu

scam likely with the sans pfp goes hard fr

Jett Lagg

Anyone know what anime Cassandra's va gig is for?

Trish H.

Calling it "nintendo" makes me giggle. I call my switch my Game Boy....I mean...TECHNICALLY just a future version.

Shawn Edmond

Yeah fr the I love the season 1&3 intros as well but this one is a tier above

Marissa Y.

As someone who was born, raised, and still lives near University of Notre Dame, shout out to Will's "Fighting Eilish" joke.

DungeonMaster

Just finished season 1, so hyped for this, my brother says its his favorite season 🙌 im hyped

Mitochondria

Did they know? That peeing on a foot was only the beginning…

Caleb Crawford

I wonder if they actually used your suggestion!

Caleb Crawford

Yes!!!! I was bummed no one else on the pod seemed to hear it.

Lyssa and Collin

Here in 2026- it’s so funny they predicted that Pennies wouldn’t be around!

Erin Leatherman

My 3rd listen through and the whale crash out still makes me laugh until I pee.

Skyla

I have listened to this episode so many times and this is the first time I've really understood Freddy saying "being a ranger kicking things breaking toes" they will never let that joke die

Bethany Yuly

But where is the Manga!!?? I’ve looked for it! Freddie!!!!

Marissa Y.

DOYOUWANNADOSOMETHINGWITHTHEWHALE No, no, let's move on. OKAY! SO YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO THE DUNGEON, FROM DUNGEONS AND DADDIES -

Marissa Y.

It feels perfect for one of those old tumblr posts where they're all cursive and in caps to indicate the tone 😂 (Also now you fit in with the urine theme consistent in this podcast!)

Bex Boster

Oh my God I'm relistening and now that he said he drops a penny down the elevator and I used to be like of course we're going to at least have pennies for another 20 years 😬😬😬😂

Yooters

WELL WELL WELL here i am again

Eoin Warne

Going from the dads to Freddie going "MOM?! MOM!? MOM?!" Is crazy whiplash

Eddy B

Love how the episode is totally derailed by the existence of an elevator 😅 absolutely amazing creativity. Love iiiiitttt

S.S. Beyoncę

I haven’t done a relisten since this came out. I forgot how hard this seasons theme song slaps 😂

Fee the Fey Fairy

Relisten this is 2026. Freddy as a teen, hysterical

Ronan Biggs

Happy crying at the moment.

Kade Drum

OH MY GODODOSOSOD

kinkeyding

Just starting work damn can't wait till Im driving home

Bence

Just woke up without the alarm. My body knew what time it was

Jacob Galey

I am going to love work tonight!!

Allison

I've never clicked on a notification faster

Rj

I'm so excited!!!!

Corn

LETS GOOOO

Mik L

AW YEAH BABY LETSSS GOOOOO

Kyle Barnes

Must wait patiently for live listen 😶

Frickity

ITS HERE LET’S GOOOOO

Eli Lavarias

I am vibrating with excitement!!

Cove

SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

Annie Carbee

IT’S HAPPENING! 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

Lauren

Yeeees!! I’m so excited!

Lucas

Hellz yeah been so hyped

Destiny

Yesssss!!! I’m so ready!!!

Alex Hrebin

This is more exciting than meatloaf night!

Alan Rodriguez

Going crazy in the anatomy class rn. Going to listen once I get out

will

No way

Emily

YES!

William Thomas

Got my chews and ready to listen. I'm so glad you are back!

Jake W

The new intro music fucking slaps!

Sergio

Let’s do this baby!

Austin Arguelles

Lol I went to school with a guy named Taylor Swift!! 😅

Clark Kent

Beth just playing Beth lol

S Cato

LET'S GOOOOOO

Kevin Esteban

Yessssss, been waiting for thiss

chophouse

Why is John Mulaney bullying children

Kasey P

Matt's character makes me think of Elijah Woods character from the movie The Faculty.

Michael

Having a physical reaction to a new episode popping up. Much yes. Very yay

Kiera Conrad

Not me literally gasping like a startled victorian woman to see that this dropped (& see the new art)

Ryan Hammond

Daddy? I mean daddy, sorry daddy, sorry daddy?!

Horus

YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!

Benjamin Hall

Just finished re-listening to the first season to get ready for this!!

Sydney Payan

Yes!! Literally when I started listening to this podcast I immediately called my brother and was like you gotta listen. It sounds like John Mulaney playing D&D. I even had to look up who the actual DM was just to confirm I wasn't crazy

Krystle Grygo

Maxton Waller killed it again with this intro song. So ready and hyped for season 2.

Hud PH

Screaming and CREAMING this is a holy day

J.S.

Huh, they’re all playing casters. Neat.

Olivia sutherland

Why am I already in love with Matt’s character 😭

PastaCortez

Please confirm character name spellings for the wiki :)

Noah Jay

Oh man this season is going to be amazing. Can't wait to see what's on all those index cards! And hopefully items will get used past the first few episodes lol

Blaise P

Worth waking up at 4 in the morning for 😍

Fat Tales

Grant is my new favorite dad, and it's all because he's married to a wonderful man! I'm so happy that this podcast brings in gay relationships!

Kayla Squilly

I am already hooked for season 2!!!!!!

Imagine m

Definitely getting "control" vibes from the company.

Lily Honey

Scary is literally me as a freshman, I love her

Arthur Williams

Freddie is playing my favorite class...this does not spark joy. I WANT MORE!!

VeraChimaera

just finished listening and my face hurts from smiling so much! love you guys, thank you for making this show!!

Sydney Heim

And just like that I’m cured of depression

P.T. Hylton

That new theme song rules.

WoA

Knocked it out of the park! Hooked already.

Nolan Hicks

SUCH good energy in this first episode, guys. It’s always scary jumping into a sequel — killing it right out of the gate. Pumped!

Don Hornby

'A ship is safe in harbour but that's not how ships get laid' damn near killed me. S2 is off to a killer start, can't wait to see where it goes from here!

Harlie Fiordiliso

That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time y’all. What an episode

Mehmet

I'm pogging

DnD Beyond Confused

Bro that die another day item is awesome. Imagine your about to have a TPK and you roll that. If you roll bad well you were gunna die anyways, but if you roll well it could be used as a sort of plot armor for your DM to save the party.

EvanEightNine !

The 12 bullies are the greatest thing, “well well well”

Olivia A

When I saw the body horror warning I was like, hmm, curious. DIDN'T EXPECT ANTHONY TO GO 1000% ON EP 1. Let's go daddies

Adam Lalik

“Yeah we had to learn all about World War I…. World War II… World War III…” lmaoo! Did not get the recognition that deserves.

knoxprox

Y’all! Y’ALL!!

Pun_Master5

Been listing to season one over and over again in anticipation of this season and it was worth the wait!!!

Ryan Garcia

What an excellent start! Super excited to see where this goes!!

M DocFry

I cant wait for Chekov's Snickers to come back

Reaganholland

The music while they found the monster at the end!!! Unnerving!!!

Taco Dragons

The amount of yes and going on was incredible. Some hilarious world building. So glad it was two hours. Y'all killed it. I cannot wait for these kids to get their subclasses. I have a feeling it will play a bigger part in stuff this time. Also glad to see Beth comfortable enough to play a mage. That cutting of the to hit roll though. I don't see it lasting, lol.

Kam Str

We are all so happy to see season two coming to fruition I only have one question. Was the decaying body of the lizzard man, lizzard boy scales mcstuffins?

Libitron

So excited for season 2!!!

Nestor

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

Isa Looren de Jong

What an awesome start i loved it, so excited for season 2

Arcardia

this was so good, what an awesome start!!

Jasmine

It's happening !

Charlie Kane

The new theme song is so good!

Celeste

The 🐳 fucking SENT ME

david Johnson

What a fantastic first episode. I love the charters, the story set up and the touch of darkness that comes from the Call of Cthulhu / Doodler set up. I had colleagues at work asking me what I was listening to as I was laughing so much. Thank you all so much for all your great work.

Diana

Yasss! Warlock patron Willy tho? 👀

Mehmet

On my way has no business going that hard, good opening to the season too

Trystn Brown

SO GOOD!! Use that item that tells you how you die to gain invincibility until you find yourself in that death scenario.

Angus Muir

So good, cant wait for the rest of season 2. Also this episode made me want to play control again.

J.S.

Costs 6 daddy warbucks, that’s 3 bronze level items!

j davisson

Has anyone else commented on what a banger the Maxton Waller song is at the end? The only things I'm listening too today is this episode and then a few repeats of "On My Way"

Daniel Tejada

i fucking lost it when Normal and Lark and Sparrow were introduced

Tom Abella

Are y'all playing with shock cards?

Gadi Welfeld

It was fucking amazing, super excited for what's to come

Gadi Welfeld

I love that the minivan is a Nissan quest. Season 1 was the odyssey, season 2 is the quest, season three is going to be the dodge journey

Tom

Alex Cordova

Such a good start and i can't even choose a favorite character

Crime Dawg

Very fun and good. What were the other band names you had before Butthole Ricochet?

Adah Kinzer

I’m v excited about the classes you’re all playing. I’ve wanted to play a ranger for so long

Ryan Hoffmann

Really hoping the snickers is like a panacea later, because saying “you aren’t you when you’re hungry, have a snickers” to a demonic kid would kill me

TheDerpySunflower

I feel the same way. I am especially glad that through this whole ordeal, no one has pointed out blatantly that he's gay. It's just a normal thing a person can be. 10/10

Perish4Kick

Taylor Swift is now my favorite teenager. I want that go-bag and 車やめて![kuruma Yamate](CAR STOP) for merch

TheDerpySunflower

I've come to the realization that Beth is just my favorite 😂 I loved Ron so much, and now I love Scary. They're such different characters but her delivery is so spot on every time.

Reese K

Cuck is NOT an insult, but virgin is. That's fair 😅

CaesarVulpes

Have we discussed that Terry Jr married a woman whose nickname could be Ronnie because that’s Fertile Ground lmao

CaesarVulpes

What a fucking flex would it be if Taylor’s dad is Jodie

Billy Maz

Sooo fucking funny!! Great episode!! Excited for these new mechanics! Glad this is back!

The Overthinker

It’s a good thing you guys are playing kids because you are all children. Love you so much; this is going to be amazing.

Stephanie Mech

This already fully whips ass and the intro/ending song is a BANGER. So excited for this new season!

Black Mesa Radio

I will 100% buy a "Fight'n Eilish!" Sticker.

Jason Jarrell

The whiplash of Beth not knowing how DnD works till the end of season 1 to her picking possibly the most complex class in the game is WILD and such a power move.

John Dandy

I think that's what the non human DNA test was hinting at

Nicole Martinez

the way that Taylor Swift speaks reminds me of Tom DeLonge

Tessa Gross

pretty sure it’s nick lmao

James

Can the little green guy be canonically “the great Gazoo” from the Flintstones.

Logain Hallett

My mental state has been heightened. THE SONG AT THE END. I'm legit so happy.

Anthony Licata

Oh my gosh that was amazing! You guys have such great chemistry and I can’t wait for this season to unfold.

Cree

Idk if anyone has mentioned this but the DADDIES HQ reminds me so much of CONTROL.

Cree

I said the same thing! It’s dope

Cree

And any suspense about hits or misses which can be so so impactful. I can see why they might remove it but idk I prefer having them.

Tom

Try Not Another DnD Podcast!!! They are starting S3E1 in 2 weeks

Christopher Pete

Oh my god, Veronica Marlow? Veronica Mars? Oh my gawwwwwwwd

Frost

Okay, who else is just so in love with the new song? such an amazing job! and of course a wonderful start to the new season I had to catch my breath a lot this episode I was just laughing way too hard I love you guys!

Daniel B

This was the highlight of my day! Thank you!

Bob Bitchin

The whale room had me laughing so hard that tears were running down my face.

LOLliepops_rox

I love the way Anthony has adjusted alot of the mechanics to balances them, the index cards for the magic items I think will really help balance them 10/10 nicely done man

Ben Berry

wow absolutely loved this episode

Naz Rosenbonds

Is scary’s dad terry jr another guy who happens to be named terry

sanzapan

Those fucking soccer players are all just John Mulaney lol

CaesarVulpes

have you considered that im very stupid

Baba

Beth May warlock Patreon is the Doodler???

Jason Melton

Really squandered the opportunity for a Charleston chew to be in the vending machine

Envy Gul D' Cryso

I was happy that Beth made the Smells like teen spirit reference. ❤️🦊👍❤️

Bad fiction

Such a great start. Seems like they did just about everything they mentioned in those newer talking dads (ep1-7). The characters feel broad enough with a lot of room to grow. And they’ve got a good amount of edge to them. And it seems they are doing a great job of letting new bits and lore expand naturally. I’m sure in X-years we’ll look back and think “oh man, I can believe the elevator thing started with that misspeak in episode one.”

Josie Tiffany

Holy shit I love this way more than I thought I would. Jesus Christ Anthony the new mechanics and the setup is just immaculate

TJ Mitchell

I want that song on spotify yesterday please

Kiera Conrad

Ok also this new theme song slaps so fucking hard

Gwynn

I hope Matt hits puberty mid combat somewhere down the line like yelling at an enemy and his voice drops like imediately

Rhyndrop

The new song slaps sooooo hard yoooooooooo

emp

Amazing start and that new song is great! Cant wait for the next episode!

TheRedRoo

Great episode! So excited for what’s next!

Evelyn

I normally listen with one earbud in but I had to put both in when the opener started, yall killed it with the audio

Gwynn

LOVING season 2 so far! I think there is a lot of great potential here for complete nonsense and chaos. Can't wait for episode 2!

russellrd

I still have a bit to go in the episode, but this is fantastic. I didn't doubt that you'd put out a quality S2, but so far I'm LOVING it. Amazing follow up! New characters are great, I love the new mechanics. So many good bits this ep, but I lost it when Taylor was talking about finding his dad and Normal smacked him down. I'm looking forward to the rest of the season.

Ormur Guðjónsson

That elevator bit fucking killed me, im packing for a move this weekend and i was on the floor in stitches

Lauren Wright

The after show should be called Teen Talk!

james carter

The mountain of dadness is showing real hard and I love it. Please please please do lots of Foley/audio ambiance stuff.

Meredith

I love that Beth gets to dish out the step kid angst, after being emotionless wrecked by Terry Jr. in season 1

Alex Jude

Virgin jail is one of the funniest things of all time

Liz Burgess

Wow. This is NOT what I was expecting from season 2 but hhhhoooooooo boy am I excited! Also WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BANGER THE NEW THEME IS. I wonder if it'll be on spotify?

Tyler Musgrove

hmmmm i wonder if Glen and Jodi will show up eventually cause like they are demons so they dont age right?

Jasmine

The way this came out yesterday and I've already listened twice !

SherahMai

great start! bit..wacky..like wackier than usual but i get yall are excited and we are too! Looking forward to seeing the new season grow with the teens

鄭凱元

The first episode has so much chaos!

Nora Hopeless

My son's name is Lincoln and we call him Link. That just added to the chaos of listening to these guys! 😂

Voluntary_JRM

Guys, please, stop interrupting Anthony durring his descriptions. It really breaks immersion. This season has so much potential, but the players interrupting the momentum of the story (the whole elevator thing and the whale argument) makes it kinda hard to listen to. Sometimes this felt like an episode of story break where everyone is talking over and interrupting each other with ideas about how the story should be told. Can't wait to see where this season goes.

David Sams

Freddie has great that kid from The Polar Express who wouldn't stop talking about trains energy xD

Christophe Putnam

Guys...this season is FIRE. One ep in and it's so fucking good. 10/10.

Giselle

holy fuck the new intro song slaps hard

Solidified Honey

Is Swallow dating both Lark and Sparrow? Like Blake Lively's character in the movie Savages? That would be fantastic!

Cullum Shaw

Think you mean nark-olas as nick no longer exists.

TGIFibromyalgia

Please tell me they run into the Euphoria-esque teens

Quinten Martin

I feel like the limo driver is Doug, maybe the Daddies made a humunculis and reincarnated his soul into it again, he's just such a sociopath when he's collecting the Teens it feels very Doug.

Cameron McAuliffe

Lol in season 1 they would've rolled that death dice before anthony had even finished the description (and a pyramid would've landed on some poor children somewhere in the world)

Clove

This has just made my love of Beth may multiply

Clove

also like, this was hilarious I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud while listening at the gym, cannot wait for the rest of the season :))

Jake Coltrane

Beth May has the best drawn-out teen-angsty “GAAAAAWWWD” that I’ve ever heard in my life.

Michelle

I thought the whole elevator thing was the funniest part of the episode. This is a comedy show, not a drama.

Vivian Wolf

I am so excited for season two!!! Also y’all and the new google interest in ninja rocks I can’t XD

Toriiish

This is such an amazing beginning! Also the music is top notch! Loving it! And SO excited!❤

Sydney Heim

I’ve listened to this an unhealthy amount, but I’m not gonna mention listening to this 23 times since Tuesday to my therapist.

Juanita Colorado

The music is so good!! I feel like Scary might as well be 14 year old me. I have a feeling Beth’s performance is going to bring back some memories for me lol.

Sarahhh

Lol…Michelle, they don’t have multiple episodes bringing us to friggen tears for you to not acknowledge their drama factor. Elevator bit was both funny AND distracting- but hopefully as they adjust to the new season, their overexcited interruptions will mellow out. They just missed us!

Stikas

I’m so happy this is back. There were definitely many moments of laughing out loud in my car / house while listening.

Jan van Egmond

Gorgeous, I loved every minute of this <3 and great to hear Waller's tune, it's amazing!

Hayden Gardiner

Why is this already amazing?? So pumped for Season 2, and another wild ride with the incredible cast!!

Eli levinger

Very good start :) , thanks you all. amazing as usual Didn't understood the creature at the end, maybe cuz it was said too quickly for me?

Chesnee Gray

Amazing!! I just reeaaallyyy wanna know know if Lark has any remorse that all of this is, like, his fault??

William Thomas

Oh man this is great. Wanna point out a couple things though. One observation, one question, and one speculation because everything comes in threes. First I want to point out that Grant named his son after his lost dog. Second I gotta ask if the gun Lark was going to give to normal was the gun he wanted to "inherit" from Glenn? Third is my speculation that Nicholas Close-Foster is one of the "captured" monsters in the D.A.D.D.I.E.S facility.

Awkward Kat

Loved the horror imagery at the end, it really feels like at the mountains of dadness is blending into the regular show and im all for it :) Didnt like thinking about a giant jimmy neutron though - i kind of wanted him to be more like bobs big boy 😅

Nestor

I think it's implied that he's a gone a bit mad with the guilt by Anthony's description of his stress lines and unruly beard (plus, the illustration for the podcast cover shows him looking a bit crazy lol)

Yuko

The tunes are banging!

Annelise Lowe

Im so curious to know if Veronica knows about Terry Jr.s' job at DADDIES! If he just came into their lives....did he tell her??

Sean Davis

Holy crap all that stuff they said about magic school bus getting dark was a reference to Ron's anchor episode from last season

Aerin K.

Glenn has got to be her patron, right? He could be looking after his grandson through Scary

Rydell

The mechanic of fumbling the dice leading to an encounter is probably my favorite new thing and I feel it was unintentional hahaha please make it a “thing” xD

Sean Hegarty

Just noticed how terry JR got over his fear of driving

Tessa Gross

grant named his son after the dog he lost😭😭

Zino

OMG is that opening a reference to The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi 😂 I love it

Sharity Galyean

Taylor gives me ptsd from my high school weeb days 😂

Kari Carter

I'VE LISTENED 3X AND NEVER CAUGHT THIS!

Daniel B

There's a world where Matt wants Rad facts to be a thing. It's so fetch.

Jake

When Sparrow asks Normal if he’s showered, “I smell something…” Will really missed out on going “yeah smells like Teen Spirit”. I mean he is the mascot. He is THE teen

Olivia Marino

As a New Orleanian, I need a Paw Patrol: Port of Call New Orleans shirt.

Cheyenne Stevens

May reminds me of Charlie from Supernatural.

J.upit.er

35:15 "Normal, your dad Lark" uh oh

Mize

the theme song is so good

Max Magnusson

last night, 12 highschoolers were arrested in front of my neighbours house because they mugged another kid

Clare Beatty

Freddie says "Like Aragon" and I lost it 😂😂

Sean Hegarty

Why was Anthony so specific with the fact that thair were 69 floors in the bilding?

Sian Marsh

New theme song slaps so hard 😭

Brys Chiasson

Why does Anthony sound like John Mulaney when he voices the bullies?

Midge

I'm a teacher who goes by Mrs. K. This episode tickled me.🤘🇺🇸🐺 #420 #blazeit

Wolf Note

I've seen 3 seasons of holey moley and let me tell you it'd totally be a dad show! It's hilarious

cyclemantis

Love it when they run Anthony up a wall for no reason. Thanks be to daddy