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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 2 - The Game of Life [Any% WR Speedrun] (Patreon)

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2022-02-08 17:00:08
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2026-06
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The teens confront horrors at the local elementary school where they must do battle with a monster obsessed with speedrunning.

This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, references to drug use, and body horror.

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Kelsie Charbonneau

The fucking part where Matt says May 20th, 420, fucking killed me.

Mercedes Guidry

couldnt resist but sparrow was the lovewolf 😆 ill see myself out.

BigDaddySloth420

We need an album of the episodes and then the talking dads/ teen talks after their respective episodes so we dont have to scroll through 2 different albums to listen in order. On my 3rd listen through season 1 and 2, love you guys ❤️

Kakra Blurnsball

I'm re-listening to this campaign for the 3rd time, but first time ad free and I can't tell if the app is malfunctioning or if episode 1 got uploaded to also be episode 2

Lem

Librarians are secretly some of the most hardcore people.

ESO

The average speed of a teenager... 🤣

yaboihesh

Second time listening, Matt is the best player but fuckin link drives me up the wall 😂

Rachel Luna

The friendzone discussion reminded me how much it sucked to be a teenage girl and now I think Scary should have done more atrocities.

Cody Moriah

Yeah. The patreon queue system is a little glitchy too, so it's a bit of an inconvenience to try and order them

Brockoleen

As someone who literally got to pick lotto numbers for my mom as a highschooler, I do think Taylor should have gotten the win.

Marissa Y.

Here I am relistening again - every time Beth asks how many kids are normal, I wait for someone (probably Will) to say "At least one" because he plays Normal. (I can also read in dreams, not sure why that is)

Marissa Y.

Thanks to Teen Talk, I now cannot ignore Freddie going "Goddamn, this coin's going to the MOON"

Broden Orr

The funniest thing about this whole episode is that Freddy is too stupid to realize.. I don't need to loop around, I can just memorize several lottery draws and wait a day and do it again once she sees that he was right

Bryce Stallons

Aaah yes, I didn't even think about what the new intros would be like!!!!

Sam

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Sam B

How long did you all know this podcast was destined for greatness?

Allison

I'm so f**kin excited

Cole Bharti

Two weeks has never gone by slower

Le_Cashew

Will just keeps making me cringe and groan with all his fun facts haha

Kiera Conrad

when I say listening to this on my commute home is the ONE THING getting me thru this workday… I’m so psyched

Austin Baker

Damn two weeks have flown by, I'm so ready

Miles Stewart

The fire alarm scared the shit out of me

Black Mesa Radio

"the sauce" get another thing that is giving me John Dies at the end vibes from the season. I love it.

Matt Jaworowski

The production is just awesome, thank you all for your work.

J.S.

There have been some horrifying Daddy facts, but Will’s today is up there as the worst.

Mel Bee

i gotta say the way that the theme song runs into the intros gets me fucking hyped. great work besties

Tom Barnard

Do you like Billie Ellish? Her early work was a little too dark pop for my taste. But when 'scorpion slut' came out in 2040 I think she really came into her own. Artistically and commercially

hajilE anatnoF

This was alright, this ep was a bit of a mess especially with consistency. Like Goth just disappearing, and forgetting the mascot head was kicked over the fence in the first ep when they were attacked by the baby but is now suddenly back on Will. Those aside good stuff as per usual.

Z C

Is Normal Oak’s playlist called “Smells like team spirit”?

Heidi Nehls

Within 4 min of hearing the words Nordic Track, my Outlook had an ad for them. 🤦🏻

Gordon Petty

Thoughts re:combat. Anthony removed rolling to hit because it sucks when you miss and do nothing on your turn. I think you miss out on a lot without crits and natural ones though. Maybe you could roll to hit, but just have a “miss” deal half damage instead of no damage at all?

Javan K

This was amazing. Constant humor! My goodness you guys are good

Taco Dragons

Is Dude releasing the theme song on like iTunes and such? Think it could hit the top ten on billboards easy

Taco Dragons

Technically she only co-authored that one

Taco Dragons

They recorded something like three or four first episodes. The final piece I believe incorporated bits from all of them. Even if not, you could understand their forgetting those details. I'll agree that I too want continuity errors to be non-existent. But it's an actual play, not an audio drama. I went into a game session once remembering a detail that the whole rest of the table said never happened. I was devastated because I had planned my next actions on it. The table seemed to forget a lot of stuff. We got together weekly. I think the story happens as it needs to in the moment to make things interesting. Goth though.... Is an unseen servant. He didn't dissappear. He was never being seen in the first place. One thing of importance is, if something isn't funny or dramatically important.... Let it go. Which is what I imagine they will do. They'll have left there and not remember the lizard and the fire. *shrugs* so will you a few episodes from now.

Nah

Of course Ron's grandchild would sing another banger, it's D E S T I N Y

Taco Dragons

Don't count on it. Crits and crit fails don't come up enough to be brought back for the amount of effort it would take to make ac interesting. I'm more concerned with things like dodge, spell saves, spells in general.... That are affected by this. Can you imagine not having rolls for fireball or disintegrate?

hajilE anatnoF

@Darryl Holiday II I’ll most definitely forget it down the line and it doesn’t matter obviously, though your excuse for Goth doesn’t really work as they stated he was completely visible changing the rules of the spell. Minus that excuse, yes I’m sure the episodes will continue to be great because these 5 are hilarious individuals. I’m just saying ep 2 was a bit messy.

J.S.

I’m headcanoning that the mascot head just reappears every scene, the suit just regrows one if it’s missing a bit.

Taco Dragons

Sure is. I think it needs a full on release to a wider audience though. The track is too good not to be. The first track is alright. But this one is a Banger. I really want rocks rock over on Apple or somewhere too.

Junebug

The Haruhi Suzumiya refrence in the beginning!!! Nice!!!!

Allison Phillips

I’m so squeamish about body horror, I may not be able to push through, which would break my heart 😭 I had to stop early in this ep, I may try again and see if I can deal…

Adam

The scorpion songs killed me, good job Freddie!!

Whatanamelol

I look forward to these episodes every Tuesday and the content that comes in. I don't play DnD at all anymore, but this really helps. A lot of fun is had in the session and I think that is what helps a lot. I used to forever DM and haven't done any DnD stuffs since. I appreciate all the efforts put into making a story as good as possible.

Bee DeJardine

You guys are doing an amazing job with the second season! Keep up the good work!

Marie Sciotti

We need the full version of Scorpion Slut 😂 Season 1's album is Rocks Rock, season 2's album can be Scary's album of Billie Eilish remixes

Jesse Meiring

"So we just have magic, right? " Dead

Jill Klatt

Tbh everyone’s a little in love with Beth May

Charleen Lamphere

Hahaha This episode was fantastic. 🤣 The Anthony as the iguana and Scary roasting Link at the end were my favorite parts. I nearly lost my breath from laughing so hard. 🤣

Allastra

it feels right that beth was the one to make trillions XD

Breanna Nelson

is that opening supposed to be from yuyu hakosho?

Meredith

Please let us have this song - I had to pull over I started to laugh so hard

James Virola

even in a campaign where everyone plays kids, Matt finds a way to become a dad XD

hannah

A masterpiece

Tom Barnard

Pretty sure I saw something from Anthony in the discord after the release of the first episode saying he was going to tweak the combat going forward from when he was talking which was after the record of episode 3

Xwelldo

Roll for Damages!

Worm Wizard

That outro theme hits different after a time loop episode

Nick Incoll

is the outro song on spotify

Jillian Mouton

okay as a public librarian i can confirm we would scrambling to provide social support services after the doodler appeared, not reading/writing poetry 😭 that said i am so here for the librarian rep 🥰

Jake Coltrane

It's incredible. It felt like I was ACTUALLY listening to a leaked Billie Eilish song.

Nia R

I love using “on the sauce” as the phrase

Noah Tubbs

When Anthony dramatically says “The Womb” it felt like a Domain Expansion

Rain Yang

On My Way makes me want to cry EVERY SINGLE TIME

Samantha Mann

Ok can Maxton Waller PLEASE make an entire single of “Scorpion Slut”???

Margot Marciniak

I'm sorry was that a ice nine kills reference or do I just listen to welcome to horror wood way to often

frogo

The way I screamed during Scorpion Slut

Stephanie Mech

Laughed through this episode and was so delighted to get an end episode shoutout! I needed the extra joy today -- thanks as always for the amazing work on this one! I've been loving the sound editing this season and the jokes have already been killer.

Tom Barnard

It's a reference to the Huey Lewis and the News speech from American Psycho so could be that they're referencing that maybe

Tristan Khan

Very fun episode overall! Scorpion Slut made me laugh out loud. Only thing that bugs me a bit is Taylor just having whatever is convenient and needed at the time. It’s like a Batman level of prep-time which breaks any tension Anthony is trying to create.

FPSJames25

Listening to this episode makes me wonder what Will would have done or if he had anything planned for making a million?

Pyro

Thats Freddie’s specialty, he loves to just breakdown the tension Anthony builds which leads to Anthony developing bigger harder moments for them to deal with, look at the last epi when he had the entire room planned out for what Freddy could try to do.

Noremackid

That intro and outro song slaps so hard!!!!!!!! How can I get it?!

Seralyn Blake

I laughed wayyyy too hard when it came to "they're trying to do STEM careers"... I was that child

Seralyn Blake

Stretch goal idea: Beth creating Scary's first album for Butthole ricochet.😂

Sharity Galyean

I love how Will managed to give Normal the same energy as Henry and Lark. He's got Henry's enthusiasm and Lark's LoveWolf vibe. A high-school mascot was a perfect combination of the two.

Jasmine

I can read in my dreams too !

Kellie Parnis

Just a note that this episode isnt showing on the Patreon episode list page yet? Under Teen Talk still only shows EP1

Charles Nicholas

Teen Talk is the season 2 equivalent of talking dads, episode 2 wont come out till next Tuesday (the 17th)

Kellie Parnis

Oh yes! Your right! Me being a pleb lol

Ainsley Dobson

Hey is it possible to buy the opening/closing song anywhere? I can't find it on spotify or anything but its a bop!

Giselle

i have relistened to scorpion slut so many times its not even funny ,

mckenzie

nah it's All Life's Teen Spirit

mckenzie

YES PLEASE 1005

Sam

THEY GOT THE SAUCE DHDJDHDJDN

sun

the scorpion slut bit was the HARDEST ive laughed in like 3 months thank u

mothry

Wait I knew this sounded familiar, I didn’t realize it was literally riffing on S.O.S.

Callam Thompson

The theme tune? If you go onto episode one they put a link to maxtons site where you can buy it for any price you want!

Morrighan

I love the "eldritch horrors but somehow also just very funny" genre

Morrighan

I so badly want (need?) a plushie of Goth, the weed-smoking friendzoned iguana.

lilpumpkinlady

The theme is so cool, it's such an epic teenage vibe

Olivia Marino

I have read in a dream, for what it’s worth.

Noh

I am a slut for scorpion slut! Full version when?

Drake Duce

I like to think that Goth is her imaginary friend just come to life by her new found powers

Hailey Koart

I AM HERE FOR MATT pointing out that lawyers take a contingency fee on awarded damages. He’s right and he should say it!!!