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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 5 - Dance Dance Revelations (Patreon)

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2022-03-22 16:00:07
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2026-06
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It's the day of the big school dance, but WHO WILL THEY GO WITH!?

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.

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Gabriel Becerra

kokiri (the people link grew up with in ocarina) = kunai , according to will

Cassie Muldrow

In my mind Pepperoni Toni is so named due to his pepperoni sized/shaped nipples. Nothing will change my mind about this.

Saucey McBurgerpants

Jdf definitely didn’t smoke weed, the green ranger thou definitely smoked weed

ihatehxh

hermie is so annoying oh my god

Broke Shimmy

Them ending this season as basically a pollycule is hilarious

Alex Suciu

TRUMPET 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

Kathryn Till

Normal saying "no one will date that guy" about Hermie. On second listen this is heartbreaking 💔

kasmala

the dawn of gothcleats

Marissa Y.

When I was a teenager, my orthodontist had SO MUCH logo "merch" with the slogan "brace yourself". Cannot begin to tell you the sound I made when Anthony described Dr. Drippens' vanity plate. (Also the dawn of Oakworthy... 🥺)

Autumn

Norm and Scary almost going to the dance together is so weird considering the end pairs

Autumn

Same with the almost Taylor and Link pairing

Autumn

"Anthony, where did you get this?" "... ✨Etsy✨" I love the way he said that

Marissa Y.

**SPOILER FOR LATER THIS SEASON** Can we talk about how Henry always fell for Scam's shenanigans in s1 and two generations later, Normal and Hermie...

Jae

I was waiting for 12 of the 19 dates for Scary to be the entire Varsity soccer team

zayrif

I have to say just finished season 1 and watching this now and the closeness of talking about dolly Parton and Tim curry it's pretty crazy considering they just passed

roseforthethorns

I literally got through the first line of the cold open and nearly choked on my lunch. Thank you- I needed that laugh

Esther Y

🎺 T R U M P E T 🎺

Cheyenne

The opener is killing me 😂😂

Alyssa

THIS IS THE BEST INTRO

Collin Hoepf

Top 10 cold opens of all episodes

Tony Swagman

Stand User: Anthony Burch Stand: 「T R U M P E T」

SnipSnapSnack

Agh the file downloads as "S2 Ep.mp3", as have most of the other episodes! Maybe because of the period after ep? It would be really awesome if this got fixed (even just for future episodes) as it makes it very confusing when downloading to listen offline!

Austin Baker

We're at the dance already?! No big buildup?!

Laura Auxier

I haven't laughed so hard at anything as I did at that intro

Mike Deme

May Hales has some big Doug the Intern energy.

Victoria Juarez

WIlll 😂💀 “Maybe I can fix him” I’m DEAD

O

A little bit of TRUMPET!!

Taylor Wilkinson

the way i get around that is as soon as i download it i add the episode number, it takes an extra second, but it lets me know which episode is which.

Taylor Wilkinson

will, cmon man, wasnt throwing stars, it was ninja rocks.

Yugifan33

T R U M P E T 🎺🎺🎺🎺

Brie Brown

ANTHONY ELIZABETH BURCH HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US ON THAT CLIFFHANGER!!

C2Ciel

Hermy unworthy is the best NPC of this season. The new paiden except everyone hates him.

NarukiTooth

I love Hermie the Unworthy

Idided

Hermy is (as of right now) this seasons Paeden

Stephanie S.

Hermy is Ben Shapiro but I love to hate him instead of just hate hate him 😂

Taco Dragons

Everything you do Matt is fucking priceless. Why do you said the roudy, horny, violent podcast line that way? I don't know but it's funny. You're truly one of a kind.

Mike Deme

Pepperoni Tony definitely has the sauce

onlyDeFinest

Ken Hippogriffey Jr. absolutely KILLS!

Kaitrin

Lost it at that 😂

Krystle Grygo

I loved this episode so much, but oh man, I hated that ending because I now have to wait 2 weeks to get more lark and sparrow 😭😭😭😭 but seriously I loved this. I missed hearing "Power!"

Jordan Schaefer

Someone has to turn this into a movie. Great storytelling all of you. Scary is my favorite.

Victoria Juarez

I also got very triggered when they called PARAMORE (and others) classic rock 💀💀 I forgot they were in the future

Eric Williams

I pictured the 10 daddy warbucks... wet and smelling like krill from the whale scene

Lazaretto

I subbed to the patreon so I didn't have to wait through an ad to get to that sweet sweet intro, as soon as possible 🙏🏻

Erika Salazar

Okay but did anybody else get Totally Spies vibes with all the secret pneumatic tubes? Especially in the school toilet lol

Sir Migg

So this is the first episode of this season that I'd actually call "good" really hit their stride here

J.S.

How did Elyse get one of the biggest laughs of the episode without her being on the episode?

Jake W

At first I thought I heard Freddie say he was dressed as a RTX-780. So I thought he was just a giant graphics card 😂

Diana

Hey... Is Hermie somehow related to Walter the Immoral? Getting similar vibes this episode 😅

UravityFalls

I'm currently wrecked from laughing at that intro 🤣

DeviantRabbits

Hermie gives me major Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor vibes 😆

Ilulainen

Real fun episode, my absolute favourite from S2 so far!

Lord Topaz

Funniest one yet. But did Hermie do something that we don’t know yet? He was the same when they were all in the bathroom but somehow turned cool when he went to ask out Normal. Also Taylor’s voice changed. Did Hermie do something to the cool kid????

Parra1el_Divide

This is such a good episode! My favorite one so far <3

Baba

No Regrets Anthony

Kiera Conrad

Better every episode and they’re all fantastic. That cliffhanger though!

Luke Schultz

This is one of my favorite openings of all time. Anthony just yelling trumpet made me lose my shit in the middle of work

LOLliepops_rox

I saw "Dance Dance" and my first thought it was a Fall Out Boy reference until I saw the rest of the title lol

Nestor

"Hfsfsfs NO" - Scary

dungeons and daddies

Lincoln is literally too pure for this world 😭😭 he got everyone a corsage omg

Phoenix Vizva’i

Season is starting to get good, you guys are really finding your stride 😄💕

Z C

Jfc. The opening killed me.

Sean Joy

can we please get a ringtone of the trumpet number 5

Carter Wasdin

Taylor is a confirmed anime poser. Granddaddy Gundam is the RX-78-2. Also he has big Unicorn Gundam fan boy vibes. This comment is for no one

Madeleine D

I see you Carter, and I appreciate you

Carter Wasdin

Thanks, dog this was now a comment for two people

Tyler Monson

Will’s dig at JJ Abrams made me cackle

Rambling Rose

Scary’s crush on Linc is everything. As is Normal’s determination to fix the trashterpiece Hermie Unworthy

Xwelldo

That was my favorite line!

Xwelldo

I thought of Numa Numa TV, but maybe that's just me.

Xwelldo

That's the power of Elyse! The power to win a podcast without even being on the podcast.

Xwelldo

BRCYRSLF and DONOHRM license plates need to be merch options! And then Anthony saying "What a fun thing to have be your thing" to Freddy... this is why Anthony is a living legend!

Saysca

This has got to be one of the funniest/my favourite episodes, just killer jokes from start to finish! So much fun 🤌

Fif

Everyone killed it this ep. But no one more than Elyse.

Brandon Matthews

They’ve really found their rhythm this season. All the characters have finally become people I care about, the jokes are starting to roll out, the group chemistry is really starting to pop. Hermie may be my be my favorite character in all series history. Anthony is embracing the absurdity of this new setting so well and I truly can’t wait to see more of it.

Jasmine

Omg please stop I have social anxiety and this episode has me laughing so much that strangers think I'm being nice to them, please I must maintain my hermit status.

Jasmine

Also does anyone else weirdly feel like scary is going to become a vampire at some point during this campaign? I'm not sure why my intuition is telling me this probably because of what happened to Terry in season one and her characters edginess. 😂

Darren Jensen

I actually had a really hard day today and this episode was the one thing that made me laugh today. Thanks Dungeons and Daddies for brightening up a dark day for me

Diana

No clue how the group feels about PC romance, but Link and Scary have adorable chemistry 😊

Cody Luthy

Wtf. Omg what a way to end that one. I can not wait for next episode now!

Kaleb Phillips

This may be my favorite episode. The intro had me in tears laughing, the rad facts were a riot, and the in character texting with Elyse, and the speed dating was just perfect. I cannot wait for the Teen Talk for this one, and the next episode!

Serenity4Jane

So it was actually Matt that first started referring to Dr Drippins as "he" lmao

Stephen Irving

Is the more nasal-y voice for Taylor new? Because it's working for me.

Stikas

Here’s the thing I knew mambo was on deck for intro and the “Trumpet!” Still fucking got me

Angela Shrader

How do I get the intro as a ringtone?! 😂

Victoria Juarez

I thought so too! And I think Will/Normal would be the most comfortable having a romance through the campaign 👀

StoverCorps74

I had really grown to love the dads in Season 1, so I think when Season 2 started I wasn’t sure about letting them go. But the new characters are really starting to gel as the crew is discovering their personalities more. So I’m happy to say the new Season is really starting to win me over now.

Joe Seibert

Wow that was just a DBZ filler episode. Did we outrun the Manga here?

Rose

Fun fact: in the part of Australia I’m from, ‘razzing’ someone means coming onto them/ flirting with sexual intent. I like the visual image of the bus full of teens admitting to Herme that they’re just trying to get into his pants.

Serpentine

Huh. In all the parts of Australia I've been, I've only known it as teasing or stirring someone up. Eg "stop razzin' my dog, he'll go mental."

Jacob D

I want a full release of the mambo number 5 intro 😂

Rhyndrop

My vocal coach is gonna start listening to this podcast bc she told me that i needed a vocal role model to guide me and i told her about beth may's beautiful, awesome voice and i would really like to sound like her 😁😁

Mel Bee

does taylor use he/they pronouns? or was that just elyses choice in the text?

Kait O’Mara

Bill and Ted are canonical!!! Totally radical

haylee g

i'm so in love with this silly podcast XD

Sharity Galyean

Teenage me would had been in love with Taylor 🤣 ALSO! How much more wholesome can Link and his dads get? 🥰

James

Lincoln lied this episode! I’m shocked! I always thought he told the truth lol!@MattArnold you have some explaining to do haha!

Merdrak

Kunai. Kukri. Totally not the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kait O’Mara

It’s been rocky in the first few episodes it these last 2 🙌🏻 great

Xwelldo

Hermie's fun, but I am really liking Pepperoni Tony for some reason!

Huub Vosmeijer

Oh man, that Hermee voice got me laughing so hard! "That kitten got claws" 😂

Jason Melton

Love how it ended on the Oscar's, like a day after the.. event...

BlooeyedTroll

this opening needs to be a ring tone. I would use it in a heartbeat 🤣💙

2300kay

I actually have a rule for my daughter where she can only eat one candy a day!

Jabes McJabesface

I feel like I did not hear any part of the FBI coming over, can anyone point out when that happened?

Hopie

I think that was at the end of the second episode after Lincoln wrote letters to the families of the dead paramedic and firefighters. The FBI showed up to his house to question him.

Moss Flood

holy crap. they’re doing meraculus ladybug type plot

Nicole Berg

Does anyone have a snippet of just the opener? I haven't made a ringtone since 2007 but.... I need this.

Geeking Havoc

My kid always watches the one with the Kissing Zombies and I thought the EXACT SAME THING! The Doodler= Hawkmoth… but I ain’t complaining.😁

Junebug

i guess you could say the voice was familiar. but not too familiar. but not too... not familiar?

PopPunkWitch

The polycule reference made my lil polyam heart so happy 🥰

RedCat Studio

This is my favorite opening to a DnDaddies S2 ep so far

Noel Murphy

Aww man. Relistening to this on 11/26/2022 and the green ranger just passed away last week. RIP Jason David Frank