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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 12 - Scary Movie 2 (Patreon)

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2022-06-28 16:00:07
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2026-06
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Inside all of us there are two Scarys.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content.

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deputydeputy

Terry Jr.'s "Don't answer, that I don't want you to say no" my fucking heart bleeds for him!

FRANCISFARNSWORTHISALEGEND

HAHAHA the beginning was gold 💀💀 Freddy dying was the funniest thing- thank God you didn't cut it out

charlie (edited)

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2026-09-06 03:00 Sonic the Hedgehog's turgid penis
2024-05-06 16:23

Dahveed

100% works. just found out at the age of 32. at least the rest of my life will be a breeze now

_CAG_357

I swear I thought that scary a was the real one

Noah Fields

not even for the reference I just liked on principle

Dalton Teague

On my serving listen through an I can’t stand how scary treats terry but won’t just come out and say stuff haha

Jakey Juice

The sonics has a octagon bc its a bullywugs from c1

Kim

I freaking love the music in the background of the car chase..! When it’s on, it automatically becomes “a movie ind my mind”..!!!

ScoopyOopyPoopy

I have listened to this three times and this is still one of my favorites just for Freddie's hiccup in the beginning

Bobbo

We're not on good terms >:(

Marissa Y.

Taylor trying to channel Grandpa Glenn telling someone to cool it 😂

Radclyffe Baker

what on earth does "old person in a farmer's market style" mean?

Marissa Y.

Do you ever see those stories on the news where a car crashes into a front of a building? Sometimes it's an elderly driver crashing into a farmer's market, I think.

Skye the Bi

You should show Beth “meet the team” and then everybody chooses for each of their characters who they main in tf2.

Caleb Crawford

It's Eega in the US, I found out. I loved RRR so I am definitely going to watch this at some point!!

Sylar666

Hilariously, while driving listening to this episode, when freddie mentioned the honda odyssey dice set a honda odyssey passed by me. I'm going to the shop to see if I can get some dice now 😆

liam morin

years late but im pretty sure Beth has a 12-13 and just used her base charisma modifier and didnt go into the saving throw section on dnd beyond.

Skyla

Everytime I listen to this i forget which scary is which

Josie

YESSSSS

J.S.

So is Normal’s sister Hero full name Heroly?

Josie

Okay to stop hiccups literally just hold your breath and swallow for as long as you can until it feels like you're going to die. It sucks but it works.

The Plum Satyr

This might be the best episode title yet

Kiera Conrad

(Also @Beth I’m SO GLAD I’m not the only one that hates the smell of fresh-cut grass!! Everyone always thinks I’m crazy)

Kendall Crosby

First time working day shift in 5 years and now I have to wait until after work to get my D&Dads fix 😔

Cody Luthy

I know what I am listening to, to get me through the next 4 hours of mowing in this 100° heat. Thanks for the much welcomed and appreciated distraction of the mind !

Mike Deme

Somewhere......Clint McElroy smiles.

Anthony Lavine

I swear I was so conflicted on who was the real one. Great episode guys!

Andrew Hermida

Phenomenal episode !! I’m still confused who’s who’s even after the reveal

Jordan Bergner

Poor Terry, just trying to be as cool as his dad who stepped up

Sarah

Every time I hear “I cast Zone of Truth” I hear it in Clint’s voice.

Josie

No I'm so sad now 😭

Brian Hays

That opening poem was fuckin fire highkey🤘🏼

Mike Deme

Much like the episode spent in Ron's brain, all I wanted to do this entire episode was hug Beth.

Pickles

That ending of Scary being upset at herself because she wasn't able to say what she really felt was heartbreaking.

Gavin Lippitt

was really hoping for more terry and scary, and this just breaks my heart

Joey Masq

This episode makes a great PSA for why kids shouldn't be given knives.

Wendi Evergreen

I am so charmed that Terry is the most well adjusted dad! Grant and Sparrow were out here destroying their child's sense of self, and having reduced inhibitions just made Terry a little too obliging and eager to please. Like, I think Scary's mom might have an opinion on her husband fucking off cause her daughter's having a hard time adjusting without trying like. Therapy first. But Terry can't think of anything but giving Scary what she (says she) wants I really hope we get a scene with Scary talking to her mom about what she likes about Terry and why she married him

Wendi Evergreen

Also! Beth's acting/the editing was so so good! I could tell the difference between Scarys A & B no problem, so impressive

Juls Marino

The fact that the fake Scary seemed more genuine because it was sharing the real Scary’s feelings 🥺 When Scary A said “she’s not even saying how much this hurts” and that was actually how the real Scary felt I’m 😭😭

Kels and Kirsten

Knowing that Terry and Ron went on to have a good relationship was just... 💜

Emily Fluty

I'm so glad I happened to be holding my phone in landscape when they were in the car about 17 minutes in, because Freddie added a really cool moving car sound effect that went from my left speaker to my right. Clever editing, as always

The Overthinker

“WHY WONT YOU LET ME BE USEFUL!” Best line

Mathew Reyes

The next spinoff should be them all playing monkeys and their goal is to evolve into man

Fruit

Aaah Scary immediately regretting telling Terry to go away at the end broke my heart 😭😭 great episode as always!

thiswayjose

I desperately need to find out Scary’s stats. There’s no way a level 7 warlock only has a +1 to Charisma Saving Throws

William Thomas

Coming out of the intro do we get a patreon only hermie the unworthy open mic performance?

jareco

The end with Scary hit me so hard i had to bring it up with my therapist after listening 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Beth playing both parts was incredible !!

Alex

Ok, I think there’s a big oversight in the intro of the show. The granddads of the teens didn’t unleash an eldritch god onto the world. No, they just wanted to enjoy a nice movie night with friends. Instead Normal’s DEADASS UNCLE LARK stabbed Henry, the unsung hero, unleashing the doodler upon the world. Lark is to blame! Not the dads!

Adrienne K

I 100% agree, I’ve thought this every intro they’ve said that

Josie

Lol idk if they blame Lark because their actions led to it with general parenting techniques and such

Alex

I think the rope card played a big factor, but nah, it’s 💯 Lark’s fault the Doodler’s unleashed.

Dalton Whitworth

I need a 15 sec animation skit of the, “ I have a straw, I HAVE A STRAW!!” And then the slap that follows with the group laughter… I need this

LOLliepops_rox

Idk if this is the right place to mention it, but the episode should probably be tag for suicide references/mentions? In reference to the 39:50 mark specially.

Ri0t Start3r

End the episode with the yellow Michael Jackson thriller eyes & the evil laughter

Daniel Ramos

So uh *sniffs* y’all got those dice…?

Ilan Woll

Odyssey Dice - hell yes!

Uria, Lord of Searing Games

I dunno, maybe I’m just inept and couldn’t keep up, but the discussion of which Scary was which just felt beyond confusing in the worst way. My theatre of the mind was on fire during that whole scene.

roseforthethorns

SAME. I was so sure it was Scary A for like, a worrying amount of time. Somehow the Among Us game was easier to follow, but I’m glad they saved Scary.

Sabrina LaGasse

How did Matt miss Freddie’s line: “you’re eating a metaphorical representation of another person, that’s religion” lollllll

Kaiju Waifu and Husband Charms

Right? I think he was too caught up in trying not to kill scary. But yea. I thought it was hilarious.

Sheela Devadas

Eecha is the Malayalam dubbed version of Eega, which was simultaneously filmed in Telugu and Tamil. Don’t look up what the title means if you don’t want spoilers!

Hopie

Esther is the editor! She’s done some really clever sound work with this show.

Michael Singer

Is it just me or could Will play a gooood “bean” from disenchantment

Mel Mel

God. I don't know why it took me until now but the song is a freaking bop! I just love the little call back to season 1 as well :')

a FOXy dad

So I finally listened to every season one episode and am now caught up in season 2 and I honestly don't know what to do at work for eight hours a day now... I guess I'll like... work or something uhgggg... So glad to be on this journey with you all even though everyone in my life wants me to shut the hell up about dungeons and daddies 😂 first podcast I've ever had capture me the way u guys do so thank you for enriching my life! *Rocket jump for life vghs graduate or bust*

Emily Fluty

I wondered! She's fantastic

Emma Bayliss

Okay guys, this is figuratively killing me: you have got to stop confusing King Midas with king Solomon. King Midas had a curse that made everything he touched turn to gold and accidently turned his daughter to a gold statue. King Solomon solved a conflict between two claiming mothers, offered to cut the baby in half and chose the mother that gave up to save its life. (He's one of the only Hebrew Kings to still somewhat exist in mainstream culture, please let us have this 🤣🤣)

julialainen

This was such a funny episode! Beth was killing it :'D

Lizabel

Ok, I had to immediately pause during the intro because even though everyone says they know how to cure hiccups, I LEGIT HAVE THE CURE FOR HICCUPS: **Make sure you're sitting down** Inhale. Don't let out your breath. Inhale more, making sure to do so from your abdomen, not your chest. Make sure you don't exhale - taking sips of air through pursed lips is best when you're reaching capacity - until you literally can't fit any more air inside your lungs. Do that until you almost pass out. (You *are* sitting down, right?) This expands the lungs and stretches the diaphragm (the thing that's doing the hiccups), kind of like a hard reset. Your hiccups will stop.

Mr. Crafte (pronounced Kraft)

I’ve been trying to ignore it but Terry Stampler is now the most I’ve related to any character in dndaddies

Clark Kent

Thank you not cutting that out

Martin Kidney

Not my faviourite episode. However Sons & Sonsibility is now completed I'll go and give that a listen.

Cephas Lee

I bet Taylor uses the kunai and the ambassador

Adrien Gonzales

Cosigned, I've been doing this since I was a teenager

Sean Ramos

This episode won’t work keeps saying something’s wrong

Kendall Crosby

Freddy just eat a spoon full of sugar. No idea why it works but it does every single time