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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 13 - Children of the Code (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-12 16:00:07
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2022-07-13 04:59:04
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The teens finally get some gosh darned answers around here!

This episode contains Profanity and Sexual Content.

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Logan Wicker

They put Willie's nuke in the mansion that Glenn summoned in the final episode of Season 1

Panda_Dork

The first time I listened to this episode I felt conflicted. Then I went back and listened to death of a salesmen. I don’t feel conflicted anymore.

Benson

Bro what the fuck

Aylis J Lind

Willie Stampler is still the fucking worst.

Aylis J Lind

In other news I'm really glad now that they skipped a generation because the grandparents overall did an okay job, and now we have a set of dads that we can be really mad at...

Caz Flip Smith

remember that time last ep when Beth was like "oh like UFC" and Anthony was like "oh I guess" and then this ep we learn the Sonics is the Bullywugs Unfortunate Foster Children . Once again Beth's intuition it top fucking tier

Braltasar

To be fair, his son killed him first ;)

welcometojen

The music as we meet Willy again is sooo good.

Mak

When I heard “Willy Stampler,” I nearly threw up. This guy is a complete nightmare.

Enamored

Beth KILLED the intro. 💀👏🏻

Foxally

Not even done with the intro yet. Oh. My. Gods. This is killer

tonyblitz

My first thought was to write an infernal contract with a "typo" and then make the typo the spelling of a new word that completely changes the contract.

mothernaychore

holy shit this episode is so good 😭

Steven A. (Not that one....)

I love hearing Beth find her characters voice and angle over the past few episodes, and how it seems to feed Will into fully locking in with Norm.

Abby Amsel

I'm so sad that Anthony doesn't like this season. It's one of my favorites and I love going back and listening to it..

withinmyself

Someone else mentions this on here, but it's pretty wild that a comedy podcast has the most terrifying and evil antagonist.

Remiremi

I think it’s less that he doesn’t like this season and more of how the original intent never ended up being executed/the toxic fan reaction to a lot of it

Marissa Y.

He's too realistic! (I mean that as a compliment) You could meet someone like him every day and not even know that's what they're really like.

Marissa Y.

Honestly, the reveals in this episode are SO good. Normal needs a hug. **SPOILER AHEAD** (Also can someone remind me what the octagon in Sonic's is/was in c1? That was the one thing I could not figure out.)

Ethan Cohen

Pretty sure it was the ufc ring from bullewogs

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

I USED TO PLAY X-MEN TOO!!! I would specifically choose to be Storm when the weather was a little frisky

Emma Robinson

HOLY CRAP this intro. I need a full version

Bronwyn

Does anyone know where they got the music for the Willy introduction?

Noor

What was the original intent? The monster of the week stuff?

Caleb Crawford

I've always thought like a Paul Rudd.

Caleb Crawford

Where can you find the album for the intros? I need to know!

Eoin Warne

God damnit. Willy Stampler is just a Charismatic shit head. Love to hate that piece of shit.

J.S.

I know we say this a lot, but best intro ever.

Michael

Oh boy already excited

Jake W

Holy shit beth!

Corey Herold

Beth, omg I think I'm gonna put that on repeat

BumblingRose

Woo hoo! Was just poking around my podcasts wondering what to listen to! Omg. Beth!! Be still my heart.

Sarahhh

Scary is the main character

Franco Muscellini

They just keep oneuping the intros. It just keeps geting better

Mike Deme

Yall have to stop topping your banger intros!!

Curd !

BETH OMG

2300kay

Please create an album of the intros 🥺

Jospeh Moore

Is the title in reference to "children of the corn" or "children of the grave"?

Jaina Brannan

this is the best podcast of all time holy shit Beth May

Nimbus

Loving this intro. They just keep getting better and better.

Drew Fitzpatrick

It might be recency bias but this is one of my favorite intros!

Audrey Jean

This intro is everything to me.

Sam B

Doodlerized Parodies. It's my band name, back off.

Kiera Conrad

I’m fucking WEAK at this intro Beth you are INCREDIBLE

Emily Wazowski

What a BANGER of an opening!!! Beth fuckin ROCKED IT!!!

Caleb

Do people still describe things as fire? Because if so, that intro is fire.

Wyatt MacLeod

I need to be able to listen to the intro on repeat

Kels and Kirsten

This cold open is just.... this is my favourite intro now

Lazy0tter

I think this has to be the best recap so far! We need a Scary feature on Rocks Rock 👌

Wanderer

This has to be my favorite intro out of any episode ever

Jemsss

THE INTRO AJDJAKSKSKSMS

JP

Literally shrieking at how great this intro is.

Jemsss

facts hahahahaah

Simon P

accurate af

Lazaretto

NEW FAVOURITE INTRO OH MY FUCKING GOD

Mel Bee

INCREDIBLE INTRO I CANT HANDLE IT

Mike Deme

Can I just say.............. .CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEDD IIIITTTTTT!!!!!

Matthew Li

WHAT AN INTRO! It’s so good it’s… scary

katie

Wow, this was a crazy episode

Allison

I really wish there was dungeons and daddies albums on spotify

Haley Borden

"if you're a good person you get back in there!"

Haley Borden

God I was so ready for the extremely handsome man to be Paeden. I wanted Paeden to grow up to be handsome man

Lazy0tter

Okay scratch that, I think this might be the best episode so far 🤯 I keep squealing with excitement and getting some very suspicious looks from other passengers on this train

__

Strong contender for best intro

Chelsea Judd

This intro slaps! Are you sure this isn't a new music podcast?

WarmSalad

Possibly the best episode of season 2

Caleb

The last line Anthony delivers is horrifying. So well done.

JME

I ADORE the music when they're meeting Willy. This episode is just a wonderful payoff to a lot of cool shit Also, idk what kind of warlock Scary is (great old one?), but Willy is giving off BIG Archfey vibes. Love it

Zak

BEST INTRO SOOOO FAR🔥🔥🔥

FusRohNahSon

Willy being Scary's patron is giving me teenage girl on Kik in early 2010s vibe

Daisy Terry

Favourite S2 episode holy shit

Kyle

Best intro, can't be topped.

Jenna Putnam

I just lost my shit listening to this episode. Thank you for making a comedy that makes me feel so many emotions!

Joey Masq

I can't take Lincoln seriously when he's giving a strong argument cause I'm imagining a literal young Slenderman saying all this because he's 12 and 6' 3" lol

Samantha Mann

When I tell you my jaw DROPPED at the end…

Stikas

Holy shit

tori

THAT INTROOOOO. i HAVE BEEN waiting for another beth rapping moment shit.

Joey Masq

What's the fucking opposite of a five-footer? This episode!!

Viyerre

The intro is sooo good, I'll listen to the rest in a minute but thank you that was excellent lol

Trystn Brown

Can a homunculus age? 🤔 Can't wait for them to meet giant-zombie-paeden again

Trystn Brown

There's one here for season one!

Nathan Rodriguez

So, I need to go and listen to the first episode again but is Scary's patron Willy? Kinda got that vibe from this episode

rezprez2020

The intro!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

Ellie Caseria

I mean not that itll help a ton but hes like 14-15 so slightly less disturbing

Ellie Caseria

This episode is just.. so amazing. Anthony is so good that these twists and building up this world its magnificent

Neptune

Sooo many visual moments in this one, especially that last line holy shit!!!!! Also, everyone's saying it already, but ya'll need to make an album. You've all got serious talent!!

Alex Jude

Jesus christ this intro song is the best yet

Spookyskelly

Its explicitly confirmed when Willy says he 'helped her out'

Alex Wade

THE FUCKING INTRO MAN

Joshua Allenby

SHUT UP WITH THAT INTRO MAN!!! THAT'S SO FUCKIN GOOD GUYS!!!! Also that was such an intense ending omg this was so visual and some fantastic work from everyone

Matt

When may hale said “thumb thymes things choose you” I really felt that

Collin Hoepf

Yes, give me that sweet sweet lore

Ben Davies

Wow, the character reveal in this episode made my stomach drop! I don't think I've ever been genuinely scared of a character before. Brilliant twist!!

Cat Dombrowski

Omg! My entire third grade class had Russian penpals! It was so cool. They wrote to us in better English than we wrote to them lol

Jones Caldwell

Hey what the fuck I need to go to work after this how tf am i supposed to function

Emma Kennedy

So question to Anthony,if he's the most attractive man in his words what's that look like,like what's Anthony's type?

Lazaretto

That was the best episode yet, great job to everyone who worked on it!!

Viyerre

Willy is so good at manipulating. I forgot how much he skeeves me out. It feels like he did just enough introspection to become even more dangerous. The way he knows just the right thing to say to Scary to latch onto her insecurities and her desire for validation, damn. It feels very real and true to character for her to be swayed by him, and I appreciate that honesty. It's also very relatable and my teenage self feels uncomfortably seen lol

High frank

This entire time I thought the amplifier was a guitar amp and that there would be some sick guitar solo from Glen or taylor.

Ian Dack

The intro 😚👌

M DocFry

Wow, that was a torrent of emotions. Best ep of the season so far!

Megan Barnett

Tbh hate to say it but with this teen fact I’ve officially become Link

Trystn Brown

Suggestion for the next intro: Poetic music fades in. We hear Normally's calm voice "Dearest Carlos, how is Ecuador this time of year? Recently, America has been wickity-wack. (cont)"

Trystn Brown

I've always pictured Willy as a white Tony Dalton

Jess Houwen

Holy shit that intro was amazing.

Andrew Duck

This episode- APAB = All Parents Are Bastards.

Butabitz

Literally fell to my knees in a Walmart listening to this ep

Magic Dagger

Yo wtf??? Why’d y’all have to fucking make a representation of generational trauma and the Gen Z and Gen Alpha experience/embodiment of the existential dread of having to clean up the mess that was kicked down the road towards us by the previous generations??? Also yeah the intro was great but why does that seem to be what everyone is talking about?? There was mind shredding reveal after mind shredding reveal???

Rosie from Earth

Oh my gosh this weeks intro is absolutely amazing

King Clownbot

Episodes that make me laugh and then crush my bones while my guard is down

Mark Mayfied

One of the best episodes put out so far! All of the revelations are so crazy!

Jareth

So if things were to go south with a certain warlock patron they met in this episode, could the teens write his name, or put a picture of him as a new definition of evil in this dictionary, and the world of NPCs will know this patron as the new definition of evil?

Drew Ruchti

Beth is doing too good of a job at making me hate Scary, I can barely stand to listen to her during the meeting with Willy

raven rodger

Rocks Rock but so did this intro I mean holy frick guys

Shane Murphy

Hey quick question, what the fuck?

JaeBoy .

bro best episode BY FAR

Autumn Pearson

Anthony Really just pulled out checkovs firing squad on this one

Emilio95

I fuckin’ knew it would be him behind that door! Man, this to me is this season’s pyramid episode, this is where it really starts!

fjordy4

When he said the man was "crushingly handsome," I 100% thought it was David Boreanaz. Took a good 10 minutes for me to figure it out.

fjordy4

But Taylor THINKS he is

fllyingstars

dadz bop 2 is going to be SO GOOD

Nestor

I yelled "FRY'S ELECTRONICS!" at the exact same time as Freddy

Zahny Guthrie

Anthony, kindly explain yourself: why is Willy handsome?

Emeryth

Beth OWNED that intro!!

Jamie Savino

Awesome episode!!! Y'all are the DnD players/dm I aspire to be!!!

Jimmy Anthon

The intro was amazing. I wish I made a Reddit post about it so people would believe when I say I almost figured out code purple back when Link and Taylor were getting interrogated by the fake FBI. I thought they switched the realms themselves not the people in the realms.

Anita Bonkit

I mean it is also kind of a pyramid episode lol

coco joelle

probably my favorite ep so far of season 2! the way my jaw dropped once i realized what was happening at the end here. i was driving in the canyon fog & I let out an embarrassingly honest 'UR KIDDING ME' scream. hopefully i did not spook a coyote.

Drednot

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it would be because it just makes him that much more hateable

Laz

LETS GO

Cactus Pear

This week's reveal just demonstrates why I keep listening -- I can appreciate Anthony's foresight on the meta-level while being like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" on the level of the story/characters level because [spoilers, lolz, can't say this in the comments]

Arianna Barry

Fuck..... I know Anthony hates compliments but damn man that was fucking amazing.

Serenity4Jane

The implications ... so the lizard person corpse they found in the first episode probably was Cern's son, and the golden dragon in the Headquarters dungeon suggests that the DADDIES were hunting fantasy creatures that escaped the swappening not just doodlerised creatures, and the disagreement between the other dads and Nick was because someone suggested realm-swapping with Hell to keep running from the Doodler, and the fact that the Whale (and the Nick Jr face wall) can speak suggests there is a Very Good Dog somewhere in the Headquarters, and it's pretty fucking sus that so many of the doodler incursions involved things of particular interest to Willy, like life extension and child manipulation, and that the most rebellious teen kept getting more powerful, and now they've opened a door to Willy who was waiting for them and can apparently see what's going on

Kieron Lowther

I can't wait for them to find a doodlerised poodle thats like "oh look, a bunch of baby-dick humans, fuck zeez idiots"

MeetooCat

This was perfect. The way the mystery unfolds at the same speed you're figuring it out. The realization comes just before the secret is revealed. just wonderful.

Luke McIsaac

Lost my mind when Freddy mentioned “Ryton” the village I currently live in and have lived in all my life. So strange. We live in a simulation. Why would Freddy Wong talk about Ryton ahahaha

Chelle Crotinger

An amazing close to the opening arc!!! I was nervous alongside the cast in the first few episodes but y’all have really gotten it there! I can’t wait for the rest of this journey 💖

Annie Banannie

Baller intro, lost my mind this morning before work. One thing confused me though. When willy used misty step to get through the door closing, Lincoln had a nat 20 for strength in shutting the door while Taylor had a 3. So does Taylor's 3 affect the nat 20 to give Willy enough time to see where to misty step to or wouldn't the door have shut before he had a chance to cast Misty step? I'm only this podcasts level of DnD understanding plus season 1 of Critical Roll, just wanted to understand since it had me confused... Otherwise, this tie up of the realms mixing and swapping is so good, could not see that coming!

Franco Muscellini

I think this was an "I'm the DM and this is happening" kind of moment. The D20 only gives you more info, doesn't afect the outcome

Pablo Acosta

Holy shit! Definitely a milestone episode. Insane!

Annie Banannie

Ah that makes sense, don't wanna mess up the flow there with Willy. Thank you!

Owls

Beth used an ability from the Fiend subclass (devils own luck or somethinf) this episode so idk. They might also just prioritize the story over the subclass flavor.

Zac Childs

Instead of exploding people into money, the Root of All Evil should sprout a money tree from their corpse.

Lady Maxine

literally goosebumps all over my body

CC Ellermann

HOLY SHIT!!!! I'm so glad it tied all back together!! Willy coming back!! Shit!!! That was SUCH a good episode!!

Rebecca S

Did anyone else get super uncomfy with the grooming vibes? It’s a true testament to the character work on the show but still creeeeepy.

William Thomas

Twist. Scarys patron is not only willy but willy Ron and terry jr. The real patron is step parentage. I would like to think that wherever he is, Ron heard this intro.

Ben Kowal

Me and some of my friends were running a campaign that takes elements from dungeons and daddies and we had it take place 20 years after the events of season 1 and our dm had to rewrite part of the campaign after this episode

Emmie

I think we get one free “fuck you, Anthony” every time he pulls this shit, right? Goddamn this episode was good

ivs

omg they’re #adulting😋

Matt Johnson

Is the realm they're in an eye? Or being looked at? The night coming and going quick is blinking. The black sun is the pupil. The jagged lines are veins.

Rambling Rose

Anthony, sir, holy goddamn shit. This was SO good. Also Link continues to be best boy 💚

Rambling Rose

It’s easier to get away with cruelty, manipulation, and grooming when you are…. Plus it’s infuriating lol

Rambling Rose

Your icon is amazing 👨‍🍳

Emma Loosky

I can’t believe you’ve done this. I lost my shit when Willy came back. This whole turn of events has me shook.

GrönHatt

Taylor was soo goddamn funny this episode. Mr. Blue Sky 😂

Jess Thomas

That was a wicked episode ⚡️

Jess Thomas

I was straight up 😱 the whole time

Ilan Woll

The opener was freaking BRILLIANT

john noble

I honestly was about to give up on this season, I haven't been into this season as much as the first one. But this episode was really good it brought me back into it and I'm excited for the next episode. BTW the cold opening was fantastic.

Charsis

Whenever the ending music starts I get so sad. I want to binge these because they’re so good.

Saysca

The opener in this is an all-timer for sure! And the reveals in the episode *chefs kiss* The obsidian door, Willy as Scary's patron, the sun being the doodler's eye! All incredible, well done Anthony

Saysca

Sorry dude, didn't expect this to get seen by someone who hasn't listened to the episode yet :(

Terran Benedict

~~~Episode spoiler theory~~~ . . . . Wow…I have a fun theory on who Scary’s patron is after this episode…perhaps why she became a Warlock since someone was able to start listening to and spying on the dads for a very long time now.

Alex Chamberlain

Pretty sure I've figured out who the big baddie is going to be after this episode. Good luck boys

Rasheed Mitchell

My friends and I just finished an evil campaign where I was a PC/BBEG. It happened pretty early on, and the DM and I conspired on my motivations and the logistics needed for me to betray and ultimately destroy the rest of the party (which I did TPK them… temporarily). The thing is, my friends were surprised that I turned on them despite it being an evil campaign. My PC was evil from the start…just likable. I’m saying all this because I have a working theory that Beth may be the BBEG of this campaign. Her interactions with Willy and Willy’s attitude throughout this episode is concerning, and I think Anthony (or at least Willy) is trying to Emperors Palpatine scary into being evil…and powerful af. I mean she’s level 8 whilst the rest of the party is level 3, and she’s kind of reminds me Anakin the whining. I have to say, I’m really enjoying this season and look forward to seeing if my conspiracy theory is right!!

Robert Burkhart

Super late to this but, Vsauce recently posted a breakdown on the, “Fart Limit” and he states that if your farts were 100x they would completely take away your since of smell and could cause paralysis. If they were 1000x more powerful (which lets be honest Henry’s was) it could kill you instantly. So, I believe the library should have been slain to the great bowels of Henry the Cathedral Oak!

frogo

Great storytelling, Anthony! I’m always so impressed by the plot twists you introduce!

Jason Melton

I mean... I feel like who her patron is was pretty explicitly stated

Jason Melton

Dead people typically don't grow up

Gwynn

What a fucking twist! I've been loving this season, and this takes everything to a new level! Absolutely fantastic, I cannot wait to hear the next episode!

Clove

this was fucking crazyyyy I love it!!!

Toni Watson

Fave intro of all time! Killed it Beth 😁

RedCat Studio

This was SUCH a good episode oh my GOD the last 15 mins had me REELING

King Clownbot

this episode was insane and so good but did anyone else notice that when scary was talking about her root Taylor sounded like Beevis from beevis and butthead

Raccoon_Coded

Oh wow, holy shit, its all coming together full circle! They didn't turn into moles though, Henry turned into a wombat (at the "football" game.) I'm wondering if that's a mistake or if it's something that got lost in translation when the relm got swapped?

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

Wow Anthony that Pringles can joke. Will’s laugh is normally booming loud but it got him so good he was immediately out of breath lol

Tamara Wharton

I screamed "NO!" In my car lol. I got a coworker into this podcast and i am eagerly awaiting being able to talk about it with someone haha.

Sharity Galyean

Such an amazing episode! Anthony's description at the end gave me CHILLS.

Talon Crookston

I need an episode where Henry, Ron, Darrell, and Glen interact with the teens…let them know the struggle of role playing multiple characters talking to each other by yourself as sweet Anthony has done so often over the last few years 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Thomas Donovan

Huh…they could use the dictionary to make a word whose definition is the complete understanding of the state of the world and everyone would then automatically know and understand it. Maybe there is something they could do there to weaken to doodler.

Angus Muir

That intro slapped so hard

Leon the Lucid

Oh my god that intro was absolutely amazing! Dungeons and Daddies is the best pod cast. Debate me cowards! :)

Codey mcfate

Which episode did the dads blow up a house? I can’t remember

Cove

this episode is so insanely intense i was on the edge of my seat by the end

King ETL

Anthony wrote a villan that I actually felt fear of seeing again and that's insane to me 10/10 love this podcast

Adrien Gonzales

The intro is one of my favorite things to exist on this planet

Caz Flip Smith

in a way that kind of makes sense as Beth has mentioned Ron was originally built as a tiefling, a race known for having a fiendish heritage

Brewer

I need more beth rap!

kyle

I'll be so fucking mad if WILLY STAMPLER is gonna get a redemption are the man tried to kill his son

DanTheWriter

This came out of left field. Scarf’s patron!

Ashley

Lol Sofi stadium is one of the venues actual Taylor Swift is playing at this year

Kris ✌️

The reveal with the eye of the doodler is so so good. Especially with the immediate theme coming in. This pod is so cinematic I get chills!!! Also the fact scarys patron is Willy is inspired I love her so much