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The teens get into some combat which requires the hosts of this podcast to play the game Dungeons and Dragons super hard.

This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content.

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Jordan Schotz

The boys really letting Beth and the entirety of the female audience down with the completely non-reaction to the Light My Candle reference

Lazaretto

What is the intro a reference to? I have been wondering for months 😂

Diego Ruiz Diaz

Its a reference to Carl Sagan's big speech on COSMOS, actually a really good impression

Caz Flip Smith

this episode is pure chaos and I love it lol

Jake Lee

Freddie is truely useless

Displacer Beast

Papa John laid out grease in front of the pussy wagon driven by Taylor Swift Indeed

J.K.Migraine

To be fair, in elementary school we would reuse the sacks from the sack race to keep our legs together during the 3 legged race

Daniel

The roombas in love reminds me of these delivery robots on my campus that always meet up and sing songs to each other in the park

mothernaychore

i pray to the doodler that this episode is season 2’s equivalent of the orc fire pit episode so that it’s now in the past now that i’ve finished it 🙏

agoblincandraw

Cerebral Anthony.. the word you’relookibg for is cerebral XD

Guldfiskn

I have to say, every time Lark and Sparrow are referred to as “the same man twice” I absolutely lose my mind for some reason, it builds hype because I always know we’re about to get to the twins again

Anthony cadena

so around 6 minutes into this episode when the daddies are doing scarys fact and she’s talking about having a line of merch for her band and she talks about making a pair of tattered burned pants called the tear up flare ups… i just feel the group missed a good continuity of care opportunity towards the lore by connecting this teen fact with finale fight when her pants ended up burnt and torn after she ran through the wall of fire! Just an armchair quarterback bit of criticism; i am but a smudge stain on a discarded script page in comparison to the endless inkwell of natural talent our daddies possess. “I’m not worry, i’m not worthy.” bowing and chanting in wayne/garth voice. 🥰

Lem

Here's how the listeners that follow get to learn that the full medical term for the cervix is the "cervix uteri". Cervix translated from Latin means: neck. The cervix uteri is, literally, the uterine neck. So enjoy that fact. (The anatomists who named everything were odd folk.) Cervix is the correct anatomical term for the neck, but it's usually used adjectivally: cervical region, cervical spine. Anthony's logic was correct but the joke was worth more than the pedantics.

Shane Bierbaum

Today has been the worst day ever and turns out all i truly needed was Anthony sounding like a seriously disappointed parent towards Beth ask what she could sneakily use made me fuckin shoot my drink out my nose

Morgan D

When Anthony give hem an out and has to force them to take it instead of dying 😂

Emma Bell

How can something so gross make me want pizza so bad

Stix

Every time I listen to this episode I always imagine Papa John as a giant pizza the hut from space balls

Peliquinn

I'm upset that they didn't think of saying "No one out pizzas the Hut."

Lazaretto

Season two episode 15 was FOUR YEARS AGO 😭

Mishie

So pumped! Can't wait to see where this is going!!!

JonNnNnN

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO DICK JOKES AND FARTS AND SHIT LIKE THAT AND WHAT HAVE YOU

Eddie

I’m so mad we didn’t get to hear Anthony’s tattoo story 😔😔😔

Jake W

Seeing this instantly makes my day better :)

Caleb

So Anthony will tell us about his waxed butt, but not his tattooed back.

Caleb

Also, is the Doodler's butthole waxed? We should be able to find out now. This feels like a question Matt needs to ask.

Sir. Corny Neck

I wish the skull survived. I wanted them to be like the head from Lollipop Chainsaw

J.S.

Oh my God, Taylor turned Hermie into his animal companion

Ferrin93

🎼 Let’s open up a Papa John’s in.. San Dimas ~

Matthew Curtis

Ohhhhh that's what SD stands for!!!! I thought it meant styling my doo

Mehmet

I think we have to ask the important questions now, is the doodler double caked up on a fine Tuesday morning? These are the real questions our next generation will be asking us for years to come

Brett Simmons

I love how rowdy this one is 🥳

PicoDeGaia

I'm a breach baby too! I like to say I wanted to cannonball my way into life.

Meg

“Roll deception with disadvantage.” “But it’s loud!” I AM CACKLING

andy_IIIIV

“Vast Assness” is a masterful turn of phrase

bunnycupcakke

My poor baby Taylor. He tried. 😂😂😂 And they did Hermie so wrong this episode, good lord.

Mooooookar

Losing my MIND at the Hermie and Norm moments this episode

Josie

AHHHHHHH

Mr.ClassyRamen

Scary should have said "Better ingredients, better spells, Scary Marllow"

kt

I think this is the funniest one so far. I liked Anthony’s “No… NO!!!!” with the imminent minion joke

Boofoe Dibeppo

I’m hoping the roll out the controversial papa John jokes next ep. Cause those were joke just sitting there that they missed.

Thomas Garcia

She did it! Beth actually cast eldritch blast! She is a warlock

The Overthinker

Is Herme the unworthy Tailors animal companion?

pulled a muscle yearning

Excuse me Will, do you mean that Scary's tearable pants should be called Ednaswappables? Because that's right, Torn is actually a cover! The original band was called Ednaswap.

Tymme Zinni

I unwittingly ordered Papa John's for dinner before starting this episode, musta been a subliminal callback.

Luke Schultz

Spider boys bonus episode?? Please

Emma Loosky

Wait, what year is it? Did vegan pepperonis n cheeses cease to exist? •3• We need more spicy bean meat and nooch!

Joshua Allenby

Holy shit the spider Bois bit made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up 😂😂 Also Beth is hilarious when she says awooga

Kit Pleasant

Not me getting so nervous for the teens during combat that I actually found myself hoping Willy would show up

Ryan

I honestly thought papa John was paedon

Noelle Bartley

I'm very upset Will didn't say "Gotta blast" like Jimmy Neutron haha

Amanda Eileen

Is Pizza King only a midwest thing?

Amanda Eileen

Ope, its an Indiana thing. I hate it here.

Ryan Melfi

I was positive Hermie was going to pull the Pussy Wagon through like the grandma in Dante’s Peak as they sang in a round.

Pix

Did anyone else relieze that Papa John is kinda based off of the Emperor of Mankind from 40k. They both have people sacrificed to them. They both are hella old.

Wendi Evergreen

God, this was so gross I had to take a break and I'm still kinda nauseous🙃 congrats?

Abs0807

I think this is the longest episode in Dungeons & Daddies history? Correct me if I’m wrong

B. J. Boyd

This season has turned into a Ralph Bakshi cartoon.

Sciz

Something I caught but is there even a way to get a DC 10 spell save? Wouldnt he have to have like a 8 Charisma for it to be that?I feel so sorry for Matt if he seriously has that low of a DC and doesn't realise he has smites, when he was complaining about low damage on the teen talk.

Gavin Gomez

The funniest episode so far imo!

Rachel Moore

So as a teacher who has competed with a middle schooler in a “three foot sack race”, can confirm it is an easy way to die lol.

Underground Submarine

The Spider Boys stretch goal..? Super hero system could be a fun one!

Matthew Curtis

I would like to thank the currently two people who recognized that VGHS deep cut

Ibreak Cards

Is Papa John related at all to Pepperoni Toni? Or maybe they were enemies in the pizza business early in life.

Zachery Herron

Yeah it’s 100% a reference, especially with Anthony starting to get into Warhammer lately. I love it lol

Barhd_

The first two episodes of Season 1 were longer, and I think there were a couple of other 1hr 30-ish episodes in S1. It's definitely up there though!

Worm Wizard

Dude. The "I'm carl Sagan" end of that intro had me cackling out loud. Genuinely might be my favorite intro yall have done.

Jake W

In my head Papa John looks like Pizza The Hutt from Spaceballs

SpawnJohn

So the paddle weapon sounds like the tool used to cut agave to make tequila

Dustin Raymond

I love this show. I have listened to every episode on constant repeat for over a year. Please do more and never stop.

Mort

Wills Carl Sagan was WAY too good and I was not prepared🤩🤣

Jenn D

Um...the intro. I cannot. 😂

Cole Mix

Punk Rock Big Band is just the longest way to say Ska

Jay Morrorless

Poor Anthony had a bad episode this time around, sounded absolutely horrified multiple times.

Caleb Taylor

I don't know if anyone ever touched on this but Beth said she wanted to use Eldritch blast, and Anthony replied "So you want to push them in the vat?" and then roasted her for trying to use force damage to push people.

the lubricated eldritch rat

i dont know how will found out he could do carl sagan but damn he nailed it, almost got me crying lmao