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[Teen Talk] Ep. 15 - California Pizza Kombat (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-16 21:01:00
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2025-07-12 22:15:19
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The Dad Crew talks through the latest episode of the new season including how Anthony's plans were interrupted by the extended combat, saying goodbye to the Pussy Wagon, and the potential for the show to turn into a Spiderboys podcast exclusively. 

Plus, they answer questions about the show's feud with Matt Menard (and Anthony's dream wrestling role), alternate universe story ideas for the Dads, and everyone's favorite time traveling mechanics. Then Will drops a shocking confession that sends Freddie and Matt reeling.  

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Matty Major

Yo, my biggest flex is being able to grow a respectable mustache. That may be one of three things I have an ego about.

Queen_Rawr245

matt hating on robots breaks my heart

Marissa Y.

Moulin Rouge is absolutely in my top 5 too. Once tried to watch it with a friend, then they deemed it "too weird". We are not friends anymore. (For other reasons but that was the first red flag)

Caleb Crawford

I was very sheltered too as a kid and I'm now a dad with a 5 year old and 3 year old and we take a similar approach. I think it's awesome, I hope more parents do things like this!

Caleb Crawford

I read it too! Swimming to freedom was an amazing book!

Scam (Very) Likely

“Bad Boys II is Moulin Rouge for bad people” Matt has the BEST out of context quotes

Phripheoniks

really needed this, had a shitty evening, ya'll never fail to bring my spirits back up!

Pbc98

Normal's mustache I imagine is just Ron's mustache

Devin Allen

Warlocks don't get a lot of spell slots because they're the only class that gets spell slots back on a short rest and they have the strongest cantrip (Eldritch Blast)

MSAP Wiz

The board game idea might be the best idea I have heard in sometime. Please either make a game like that, or just make a one shot about it. I would love to hear it.

Pamphleteer

In high school a girl put some visine in a substitute teacher's coffee and he called the police to say she'd poisoned him. He lives, I think maybe he got sick but was otherwise fine. Nobody got in trouble, probably because he had a rep as being a huge creep and nobody likes him as a sub

Brendan Hinman

If y’all need a pro wrestler on the show I could get you the Valkyries or Bull Decroix out of Austin! We even had a match cost a guy his liver P.S. self aggrandizing aside I didn’t know about the Warlock spell slot thing! My group has been playing incorrectly apparently

Jonah

In refrence to Hulk with a New York accent, that's just Ben Grimm, The Thing. Thing has a thick-ol new York accent. It's great

Caleb

Can we get the picture of Freddy's head on Beth's body?

Daniel

Brendon small voices the manager as well as most of the band in Metalocalypse. Mark Hamil voiced Salacia head of the Tribunal.

The Town Orc

I read Freddy's Dad's book. The fact he had no compuction showing his children R rated movies is not a surprise.

-eldritch-h0rr0r-

!! One of the main reasons warlocks have so few spell slots is that they regain them after any short rest, not just a long rest!! (Just in case that helps 😊)

O

I saw Lord of the Rings when I was 8, and the first bad movie I saw was For Your Eyes Only, which was a huge disappointment for a Bond fan like me

O

A Clockwork Orange will ruin the life of a child, I find it insane that Freddie is remotely normal after he saw that at the age of 13

Ferrin93

Lmao the irony that salt IS killing all of us 😂

wes

new mbic dnd drinking game/pub crawl

The Daddening

Best time travel movie? About Time with Domhnall Gleeson aka General Hux in Starwars, Rachel McAdams, Bill Nighy, 2013. It's oughts nostalgic, doesn't get into any of the weeds with the science of time travel, explores the wish fulfillment of wanting to have conversations over again/another chance without getting being too problematic or creepy, cute dulled comedic wonderfully english moments, and it makes you think on what it means to be a child, a parent and to appreciate living day to day. Also kind of a rom-com with a lot of substance. Highly recommend.

Kyle Franklin

Insane that I’m watching a Simpsons referencing Stomp right after listening to this after literally never hearing of them before

Kyle Franklin

Also in my head I was like I swear to god if they miss this opportunity to turn the joker into the 2 face I’m gonna lose it, also y’all could darth vader him next I mean you melted his legs first 🤷‍♂️

Kyle Franklin

Season 10 episode 12 for anyone wondering. Dolly Parton says she’s gonna do the super bowl halftime show with them and Rob Lowe lol

Bryn

Just laughing out loud in the street to "that's living mas baby!" as a hearse pulls out of the junction next to me followed by all the mourners on the way to the church 😬

Joshua Cody

Freddie went from 0 to 100 at light speed on that salt comment. What’s the movie reference in this that Beth was Chris Evans’d in?

Sasha

The whole not a Pathfinder podcast reminds me of one of the funniest moments with my sister. I was telling her about this new podcast I was listening to called Dungeons and Daddies and her eyes lit up. So I crushed her dreams quickly by telling her it was a DND podcast and she immediately deflated. 😂

Mel Mel

Full on deja vu. Have we heard Freddy talk about his funeral plans before??

Alan Rodriguez

I need that Anthony wrestling promo. I can’t find it on YouTube. Someone get me that link dammit.

Mel Mel

Omg. HOW DID I NEVER REALISE LAKE HOUSE AND YOUR NAME HAVE THE SAME IDEA??

Taco Dragons

I really liked The Butterfly Effect

Taco Dragons

Will. The Prequel Trilogy is equally as good as The Original Trilogy. Maybe even better. Hard fact to swallow.

Taco Dragons

So my mom didn't let us watch grotesque or violent or just anything. She didn't want us watching Jurrasic park. Weirdly, my dad didn't read a bunch but he read LOTR. He missed seeing the fellowship in theaters and really wanted to go see Towers. Him and my mom went and she came back saying we couldn't see it because an orc got its head cut off and ate. That was I believe 7th grade.

Taco Dragons

This was a woman who forced my dad to play Mortal Kombat with the blood codes off. But my dad was always trying to just do stuff. He watched horror movies as a kid. But I was not as strong. I was a weenie. But I remember, probably 4th grade I believe. And my dad wanted to watch Starship Troopers. And he was like like "You'll be alright, right?" so my mom gets off work and we'd watched The Mummy and Starship Troopers. I was in the middle of the night swearing bugs were going to attack me, Lmao. My poor father.

Taco Dragons

Matt, Bulletproof Monk and The Rundown are two of my favorite movies. Throw in Role Models and I have to consider Sean William Scott as one of my favorite actors.

N. Pham

Riddle MBIC

Mel Mel

Ahhh. So really recent. No wonder I got deja vu

Sasha

I mean I would have been excited too if I hadn't been looking for a specifically D&D podcasts 😂

Kaiju Waifu and Husband Charms

I was sheltered from everything. So now with my son ( 6) im teaching him what ratings are and letting him choose if he wants to watch things. Weve watched jaws and ghostbusters( afterlife) and he asks questions and we talk about it and he doesnt get scared. He LOVES movies now. So i think more people should just take time with their kids and explain things in a few sentences so you keep their attention. And they feel like they have power and worth on their opnions and ideas. Total segue,. Sorry not sorry.

Noelle Bartley

Man, worst movie I saw as a kid was Nic Cage's "The Knowing" ughhhh what a moment to be so bored and disappointed by a movie. Then, I also saw A Clockwork Orange when I was way too young too haha

Patrick Dell'Arena

I think the answer to the AU plot question was the secret episode 170 of Story Break

Mel Mel

Same! I honestly thought I'd just played the start of this teen talk and then forgot again. I was so confused 😂

CR Follin

One of the best talking dads / teen talks yet 😂

Lienisaur

Ffs I just tattooed uWu on myself

KeikoPin Cosplay

so surprised About Time wasnt mentioned for time travel conceit, its really a great one!

squalor and splendor

Yessss. Adding charisma mod to damage AND able to effectively double the range of it and cause it to knock enemies back. it gets buck wild

squalor and splendor

and to add to this not only do they get the spell slot at whatever level theyre at caster wise they also only cast spells at the highest level

Patrick Hamilton

The Odyssey dating game should be called "Homerecker"

Max Wilson

Beth saying they were her family gave me such feels. ❤️

Andrew

Now that it's in my head I really want to hear a WWE style miniseries. I don't know what the mechanics or plot or anything might be, I just want to hear all the daddies' wrestler personas and listen to their wrestler trash talk and visualize Beth suplexing a MF.

Simon P

The idea that someone replaces Anthony's kidney and becomes a kidney cuck is 10/10

Simon Riedel

Okay but a one-shot or dating game about Penelope's suitors would genuinely be amazing and you guys are geniuses

Úlfdís

I'm glad I'm not the only person whose father showed them Full Metal Jacket far too early 😅😅😅

Everest

This is why Warlocks Multiclass! Bardlock is great, gives you many more spell slots!

Everest

And Scary as a bard actually makes sense!

Ace Hutson

quantum science fact! Everyone is immortal.

Katilynn Morgan

One of the bars around here has you roll a d20 and you get a corresponding shot with the number. 1 is jalapeno juice and tequila and 20 is a double of whatever shot you want.

Dawn

Hating on Bad Boys II - damn… 🥺

Connor Quinn

Freddie did the Jimmy Carr laugh

Michael Smith

Back to the future best time travel film

Jubilee

Still shocked we never got a UFC one shot