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Scary steps into yet another leadership role as the team plots their next course of action.

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.

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Zack Bochman

I wanna see link multi class into barbarian so bad.

Lady Land Puma

OH MY GOD! Beth is from Tucson?? Wow, we probably crossed paths at the Hot Topic back in the day.

Lady Land Puma

Also, Eegees is the shit. I already loved Beth and I love her so much more now. 💚

Tannictor

To be fair I know plenty of women who don't wash their hands after going this is not some male phenomenon

Tannictor

I literally work in a kitchen and get grossed out on the daily because I'm the only person who washes their hands daily

Ryan DeVault

2x time listener is childsplay

tonyblitz

Yo what is that farmer aggro that Matt has!?

tonyblitz

Scary should've just told The Black Parade that they're going to war with Papa Johns, because they're losers who need emotions so desperately that they need to steal them. Everyone should be a black void like The Parade

Eliza Roski

WHEEZING because my sister saying “You think you’re so cool, but you’re not” is a core memory im DEAD 😂😂💀

Valorie Doan

Same! It's the average sister relationship lol

Wesley Harney

I hope Lincoln pulls a "we'll talk about it later" and causes psychic damage

james L

YOU FOUND IT!! LOL ITS THE CATBUS

Marissa Y.

One of my favorite final lines in the whole podcast, tbh. (Also Linc's little angry noises are so good)

Caleb Crawford

Oh wow, those are both such good ideas!!

Bear Bard Tale's

Matt intro with the most LA statement of all LA statement. Very “just get your food from the store!” Energy

Maggs Lollis

Will just absolutely crushing the black parade references makes my day every goddamn time. Especially just throwing out “The sharpest lives” to prove himself😂

ronny

Whoever chose this title, is a human after my own heart.

maddo

The pull from the title is 🤌

Juls Marino

oh no my emotions... the generational transmission of trauma...

Gadi Welfeld

Didn't Freddie say last season that the musical intros are super difficult to make and a ton of effort🤣 it seems like we've got an abundance of them tis season

Jacuzzi Jesus

I understood your Sharpest Lives reference Will!

liam sullivan

Heyo Freddie I got the ref. Let out audible heh. Not chortle level tho.

Jack Hill

Anthony sounds like Tina from bobs burgers in the intro😂

Mimi1985d

I love the intro!

Ben

I got the paradiddle 😂 felt like cap America getting that reference

Patrick Covey

Yo, are Scary and Taylor siblings?

Henry Joy

DARN IT BETH AND HER COMEDIC GENIUS

Michael Miller

"My dad's Anime" -Taylor *chef's kiss*

EvanEightNine !

I thought at the beginning of the episode that Beth said EGG instead of ACHE. Yep listened again already

Ty mayo

I blew some air out of my nose at the paradiddle joke Freddy

Nick

Beth May. The queen of the cliff hanger 😄

eatmygerms

LOL THIS INTRO too fucking funny

FusRohNahSon

Props to scary who had a tummy ache this episode but they were very brave about it

Karma gray

That "yeah we get it" moment was perfect. That's a much more realistic way the "edgy, dark teen" is treated by their peers. (Speaking from experience >.>) I'd love to see all of them get sick of scarys attitude over time lol

millenniumhooha

That was the funniest cliffhanger but now I'm distraught lmao. The tension!! Also this episode was a banger all around with plot, character and goofs I love how Taylor seems to be the only teen without some kind of baggage, aside from his demon dad being in Hell rn

Ranch Bass

As someone named Alyssa after Alyssa Milano because my dad thought she was hot..... Marco is valid for naming him that

Kait O’Mara

I think it’s funny how the kids will not like their parents reaction to them telling them about Willy. But the kids are OK with ignoring the extreme trauma that was done to their parents by Willy.

Sianna Savage

Working on a farm while I listen to this!!

FusRohNahSon

Beth and Matt got the whole class in trouble

Nestor

Terry affectionately referring to Nicholas as Nicky does something to my heart ❤️

Sarahhh

WTF BETH COME ON

Jabbles 'Raz'

I'm a farmer and I agree, fuck daylight savings 🤣

Cactus Pear

Aw, no combat? I'm getting spoiled -- the teens got into so much trouble in their first day. Speaking of which, it's ridiculous (and great!) that this was the end of their first 24 hours. I still love this pod.

V Layne Berry

The podcast equivalent of a page-turner is a one-sitter (you can't help but listen in one sitting)

jeb

🥵 BARENSTAIN BEARS JUNK FOOD DADDIES MASHUP TSHIRT MERCH REQUEST 🥵 i would wear it every day to the grave

Jordan

Normal has my heart after this one 💔❤️ Great job y’all

Nia R

Love this episode…I think I’m really enjoying unraveling each of these characters. So excited to find out more about link!

The Pissler

Anthony’s Looney Tunes reference in the intro is a top five funniest things from the whole podcast hahaha

Vandalcast

Every two weeks is not fast enough. Will, get a sitter for your brand new baby. He won’t remember you being gone anyways. Matt, Dorothy is old enough to take care of herself and doesn’t need you anymore. The rest of you yahoos ain’t got shit going on. So give up your holidays you’d probably spend alone anyways and crank out some weekly episodes. Much love. #r/roastme

Bad fiction

Loved this episode! The conflict between all the kids was at the perfect level

Hades Girl

That opener actually hurt me.

Sonja Repetti

As someone who mostly enjoys media for character vibes I am really the unravelling of character relationships over the past few episodes

Panda_Dork

Ok but it’s gotta be Erin right?

Dor Arama

I like the musician jokes btw

Alex

Sorry your other MCR jokes didn’t land Will. It’s almost like you were doing comedy for a House of Wolves.

Jordan Clement

Baller move with the cut-off, Anthony. 🥰🤣

Dan Puckett

I men, its an undergrove, right? Groves are small groups of trees, so I REALLY hope it is Erin.

Panda_Dork

IKR! Also the fact that Vince is in the group that’s explicitly going to war against them.

Panda_Dork

So… is soy going to be big this year?

Panda_Dork

Had a friend named Julia because her dad thought Julia Roberts was hot 😂

Ben

That cut off!! Nooooo

Ben

I mean, meat door - she's not gonna use a wooden door is she

Theodore Finch

beths joke was so worth having to wait 2 weeks to find out whats in store

kiarra burd

Andrew Lincoln, having just sat down to listen to the newest installation of his favourite DnD podcast, is devastated right now

Devin Allen

Will being the only one who has listened to the whole Black Parade album is criminal

Bekah Robertson

I think I know who the leader of the undergrove is and I was screaming it in my car waiting for the reveal. Man was that devestating

Dr. Bean Burger

I must know: has Darryl ever asked Grant about the name? Or did Grant get ahead of the questions when he announced Lincoln’s name?

Jordan

YESSSS 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Kit Pleasant

I had to immediately pause this one after the opening and listen to Lose Yourself in order to feel fulfilled before proceeding with the episode

nick hobbs

To be fair with the lockpicking with a credit card, you can get it prety quick. I used 2 thinner plastic cards and could get it in like 6 seconds. Had to for when the supers didn't unlock the houses for the help.

CR Follin

When the episode actually ended, I died. 😂

CR Follin

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

CR Follin

Don’t question it!!!

Soggy Salmon

Lincoln lee bullshit was the funniest underrated comment imo 😂

Elisha Daniel

Noooooo, the last time you all had Anthony do a random encounter Cern stole the deck! ☠

eleanor is fine

Paradiddle! 🥁 and please tell me “Carry on” was from *Come Sail Away*

KatWarlock

It has to be Erin right? The meat door and such. Also adore all the MCR references.

Emma Loosky

Listening to Scary talk at Terry about her dad stuff reminds me of how hard I used to flinch at the word ‘daddy’ until I started listening to this podcast. Proud to rec Dungeons and Daddies by name to anyone who appreciates real depth but also good good comedy.

Xwelldo

This is why I love Anthony as a DM! Not afraid to close out an episode with a "screw the party" move.

Lizzy French

Okay, these last two episodes have had the all-time best intros.

Steve

I need a super cut of all the intros to be in my life.

conner Campbell

So did someone use the tape measure on the sun then?

conner Campbell

Omg and vince had it because arin had used it before and was keeping it with him??

GuyLou

I've never been so devastated by a fleshlight joke before

Rachel MacArthur

TOTALLY had an epiphany in the situation this morning, while listening on my way to work. I can't wait to find out if I'm right :D

DungeonBrat

I cannot believe y'all missed chance to market the "Keep calm and Scary on" Also I fully expected the whole "I sense someone darker here" to be Terri and that's how him and Scary bond ~ I'm so sad lmaooo

Matthew Morse

As a droneless farmer, that intro really cut deep

RedCat Studio

I was the musician that got a good hearty pshh outta that one 😂

Seralyn Blake

The way Anthony just said "nope were done here" at the end killed me😂