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[BONUS] Debate Me, Coward! Ep. 3 - Burritos v. Sandwiches (Patreon)

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2022-10-27 03:00:03
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2025-08-14 01:25:42
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In the third edition of Debate Me, Coward!, Freddie and Matt each go to bat for one of their favorite menu items – Freddie propping up Burritos as the superior food and Matt insisting that Sandwiches are king.

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IAmphibolous

This is a fun episode I like that they both team up against tall burgers at the end. I myself love sandwiches and burritos too much to choose a side QwQ There was something I was hoping the debate would touch on, which is the methods / ease of toasting bread vs warming up tortillas, however maybe that is not a big enough consideration, who knooooows :d

Casper

Might I add, you can make a good sandwich at home but you can't always make a good burrito at home. But if you by a burrito it only gets better as the quality of the sandwich stays the same if you buy one

Bradlee Napier

I am getting flashbacks from when I was a kid

J am

Vietnamese spring rolls would count as a cool burrito imo

WickedChild95

I relisten to this whenever I'm lunch eating a burrito

Tsunny Boi

This just became we got” beef” with burgers from fancier burger spots being mid

Bumblebee_Minipainting

25:53 Freddie saying “I can’t believe what I’m hearing” is so genuine it sounds like his HEART is breaking. My god☠️

Trenton Clover

I haven't listened to this yet, but I am a Sandwich Boi, let's see if this'll change my mind

ayman aziz

whataburger is the best i will not handle this slander

Steve Pickwell

It’s 2-1 Matt - this is the only one Freddie gets right.

Oliboy

Love that they started by agreeing to not just tear down each others arguments and then Freddie makes the argument multiple times that Matt doesn't like burritos because he's racist

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

The one thing it's trying to do 'hold all its ingredients' IT CANT EVEN DO THAT!

GRIVVIS

This is the reason in my opinion the best fast food burger you can get in the UK is an XL double cheeseburger from bk because it's WIDER not TALLER! 👏

emjemme

Same here.

Chris Ge

I need more of this energy.

Daniel Calhoun-Munster

I love this whole thing but the Gordon hate is wild the burger is great and it wasn’t tall so Matt is so right

DrewPixels

It’s 2-1 Freddie - this is the only one Matt gets right.

Dylan Hilliar

I was making a wrap when I started this episode. I regret nothing. Its a sandwich burrito hybrid.

The Craig

I'm worried that im just always on #TeamMatt.

Brendan

Because it's a slop bowl wrapped in a shity version of bread

Exacerbation

Love a good "slam the door real quick" kinda ending. This spinoff rules, hope they do it again soon.

The Craig

Episode 2, Freddie defended popcorn by highlighting its versatility. A sandwich is the ultimate in versatility. Anything can go between 2 slices of bread, and be a sandwich.

NinjaMJ

Hell yeah I’ve been WAITING for another one of these!

Lou

you are the only men that i enjoy listening to you yell at eachother like this 🤣

Sydney Wigder

smh it’s my bedtime and u drop this :/

FusRohNahSon

Counterpoint to Matt complaining about the Top of a Burrito is different than the Bottom. I will just say Drumstick Ice-cream Cones.

Marlene Eller

Yes!!!! Best thing to listen to right before bed!

Kari Carter

Oh, I needed this. Bless

Lachlan Topp

All I need to say is, wraps are #1 I will fight anyone on this

sammybonanno

I love how quickly the rules established at the start of the episode went completely out the window 😂

Hana Fujita

I need Matt and Freddie to go to one of those milkshake shops that sell obscenely large and inconvenient milkshakes and start a fight, I’ll pay money

Brian Murray

Matt is playing 4D chess with the burger tactics. What an ending

William Weigand

Ya know if I want something quick and light I'd grab a wrap. Especially since I can eat it on the go between meetings.

William Weigand

Whataburger is better than in n out tho. But nothing beats the original Tommy's outside of USC

Evan Barrett

Would love to hear Freddie talk about Whata's non burger offerings. Everyone I know who's a fan of Whataburger primarily enjoys their chicken biscuits (esp the hbcb).

Tris Winters

drumstick ice-cream cones are handrolls

chase c

can we just isolate where freddy says "every country besides america can eat bricks" XD

Juliette fern

oh jeez, hearing this was such a trip. I use to work at Whataburger and am now currently working at Mendocino's, Texas location only so I can't speak for what they got happening in California. so hearing any food slander from restaurants just makes me so happy

Panda_Dork

Hi. Listening from Philly! ❤️Thanks for repping cheesesteaks which are clearly superior over all other sandwiches.

Henry F McCormack

Freddie had me at "Wraps are cowards foods" 🤣

LOLliepops_rox

I love Matt and Freddie's energy together, I laughed so much at this

David Learey

I am grossly dissatisfied by my agreement with sandwich over burrito. You got defeated by shear variety over blessed quality.

Jake Madewell

We have drive thru chipotle here in Texas!

Kay Sharp

i started foaming at the mouth when i saw this

Evan Cordero

The sloppy part of the burrito is arguably my favorite part of eating a burrito. Also, happy somebody had the guts to say that wraps are bullshit. Not quite a burrito, not quite a sandwich, and not nearly as good as either

Tom Stift

Honestly I never thought about it but the only good wrap is a Chicken Caesar wrap, all others are for cowards.

Sean Ramos

Listening to this while enjoying a breakfast burrito #teamburrito

James Howard

Bro they dissing on wraps ;-; I love burritos but like, not everyone wants a hot burrito. Also I absolutely make BLTs in a burrito so idk wtf is going on with that point.

Terran Benedict

Freddie! How dare you cherry pick the phrase, Jack of All Trades, Master of None by leaving off the second part of that quote! The full quote: “A jack of all trades is a master of None, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” The full quote goes against your argument. You can’t afford to make these mistakes! Represent the burrito!

Rae

I’m with Freddy. I’ve never bit into a burrito and had it tear up the roof of my mouth like a gourmet sourdough monstrosity has. A sandwich experience is a race against time and the sandwich gods. You spend 13 minutes, not enjoying the sandwich, but chasing the tomato and the bacon to the ends of the earth

GodlySoulParryTTV

When they talked about the monstrosity of needing to unhinge your jaw like a snake to eat a tall burger all I could think about was the trex burger from wendys, $20 burger with 9 patties on it, they don't advertise it but they can still make it (at least the wendys I used to work at could) its ridiculous

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

I miss McDonalds Snack wraps tbh, they still sell burritos tho. I prefer them to the sandwiches and have since working at one.

Amber Gray

I love these debate me cowards so much

Adrianna Veloz

I love wraps, unironically. BLT wraps are incredible

Simon P

We need polls for those episode for people to decide if Freddy won or if they are wrong

Blythe Atkinson

I will go to bat for Chicken Caesar wraps. 🐔

Justin

Literally went through a drive thru chipotle in Claremont, CA lol

Jason P

have you all heard of the cube rule for categorizing food?

Sky

This is so amazing, it reminds me of some of the arguments they would have on the podcast 'A hotdog is a sandwich'

Jamie

Listen, I looove sandwiches. But damn, if you put two choices in front of me: a good sandwich shop and a stand of even mediocre chicharrón y frijoles burritos, 100% I’ll go for the burrito. I’ve gone across on foot (I live in a border town) just to buy Mexican Doritos, soda in a bag, and a burrito from the same guy that has had a stand since before I was born

basil grayson

burritos and sandwiches should kiss

Colton Ferguson

I no longer care for the actual debate, and am SINGING KUMBAYA with these two absolute bros. TALL SANDWICHES AND BURGERS CAN EAT SHIT. "Oh, the messier the burger the better." Yeah okay SLOB. Would you like a bib with that, you big baby? If I have to fetch a fork to finish my grain wrapped delight, you have done everything wrong.

Cindell

I thought it was supposed to be a campaign for the good qualities for both sides and 10 minutes in you boys are already coming for throats😅😅😅

Tyler Sauve

Freddy absolutely shredded Matt in this one

OtterofLore

I deeply admire matt as a roleplayer, comedian, writer and improviser but his food opinions are so wrong lololol. Bringing up the caloric content of burrito wraps was the most shameful moment tbh. It suggests that sandwich bread is nothing, not even part of the meal, uou might as well be eating it with cardboard… which ofc is not true but part of the goodness is the tortilla!

Ethan Omessi

Bro I’m a burrito right now. I agree with Freddy.🌯

Lynx

Freddie, I submit to you that dumplings are an entirely different category of Carbs-Around-Filling, since the wrapping is cooked along with the filling, unlike in most sandwiches or burritos. Furthermore, I contend that structurally the burrito is the midpoint between both the dumpling and the sandwich.

Nhat Tuyen Vo Dieu

I need to agree. We in europe make shit burgers. I wasnt even ever in the States but i looked up 2-3 YouTube Videos how smash burgers are made and I think i make better burgers than most places in Berlin. And i dont think that i am so good at it.

GillableGuy

Freddie, I had a burrito with a toothpick last week!

Jeff Grant

My wife ordered food while we were at work from a local pub. I just got home while listening to this, opened my sandwich and there were toothpicks in each half to hold it together

Cindy

I have never had a burrito’s insides come out, but when eating a sandwich have to constantly turn it to keep everything in, but also burritos are more random and sometimes you have more cheese on one side! They are both same same but different.

Phabes

Sandwiches rule, pepperoni kicks ass and popcorn is indeed a dumb food for idiots. Congrats to Matt on your 3-0 streak. Loving this series.

Ben Tackaberry

The chipotle I go to has a drive thru

Jason Melton

I want to point out that I have absolutely seen burritos with toothpicks

Tay

A family we use to live by opened up a “Los Robertos” after moving away from SD area, and the menu was the exact same as back home 😤😤

Eric

I agree with Freddie and just want to say I feel like I've had more problems with leakage from a sandwich than a burrito. Also sometimes I would eat a burrito driving on my way to work without any issues.

Lucas Asay

Matt had a toss up and dropped it. How many different type of sammiches can you name? How many different type of burritos?

Gregg Simms

Matt won the debate with the last minute stab at the end! This was hilarious from start to finish 🤣

ExiledDom

Matt had the slammer 😂

Josh Wheeler

Someone REALLY needs to animate some of this, especially the evolutionary Brothers part

Le_Cashew

Burritos for life!

Nerdsome Noel

I worry for Matt and what he thinks a burrito is. Freddie is the clear winner.

Rachel Dwyer

I love the the intro to this episode was “were going to be highlighting our side and not attacking the opposing side” and then they immediately started attacking each other

Mark Smith

Y’all made me hungry as fuck

Nestor

As a wrap lover. I am offended.

Kinsey B

I would argue that a burrito is a sub category of the wrap - where a sushi hand roll would also fall under. And burritos are definitely better than sandwiches

Ian Evans

I came here with a bias toward burritos but after carefully listening to both sides of the argument I’m leaving thinking burritos are still the best.

Nora Hopeless

I would just like to say that the FULL saying is "a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"

Omar Zamrini

Matt's opinion and argument is absolutely unhinged out of reality, Freddie 3-0

🌺Deidra🌺

Listen... here is another point for argument... I have had BLTs that when I take a bite, the lettuce pulls with it or the bacon does.. so the last bite is just mayo and bread.. and yes, that happens to burritos, where the last bite is just tortilla... But wouldn't rather have a delicious tortilla all by itself, soaked in the juices of the burrito compared to soggy mayo bread? However, I also have a collection of TACO and BURRITO items so my opinion is EXTREMELY biased.

Mrs Nomar

Ok I'm months later but idc. There are drive throughs for burritos. Green burrito and Pollo Loco are just 2 cross country chains