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[BONUS] Bard Camp One Shot (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-10 22:00:02
Edited:
2025-08-14 01:23:54
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2026-06
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The Dad Crew sits down to catch up after the holidays and play Grant Howitt's magical sex comedy one shot This One Time at Bard Camp!

We'll be back next week with a new episode!

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Callum Walz

Is Freddie trying to reference Kate and Leopold??? LMAO

Rachel Marie Smith

Far from the Madding Crowd (2015), but it’s sheep that all die.

Chrysanthemum

This is proof that Matt should be everyone’s favorite

glitch bunny

Omg I have just in the last few months entered my Christie phase and bought And Then There Were None like days ago and now there will be a miniseries based on it yyyYYYAAAYYYY thank you Anthony *you* are my favorite ♡♡♡

Chris Wade

Matt is my favorite. 🥲

Karissa

Why did Will's fake spit "ptooey" get me?? Such a small thing that cracked me up 🤣

Mrs Nomar

"There's never been an asmr that insults you" ... apparently we go to very different asmr websites

Dominic Antini

Soooo was Beth baked on this episode? She played a stoner pretty well lol.

Damien Bleus

"Thing about pervert hell? It's also pervert heaven." *Cuts to Willy's 50 year No Fap Purgatory*

Lilyannifer

I am IMPOSSIBLY excited to hear them absolutely ruin everything I love about Agatha Christie novels.

Cassie Stell-Souther

The second I heard “Angel with a shotgun” it gave me war flash backs of middle school and of that song by The Cab of the same name

Jesse Barbour

Freddie, I'm with you on the grills thing. I assumed it was permanent. I have lost a lot of respect for those with grills now, the devotion isn't there

Grace Hansen

Beth’s “Jesus Wins” at the end killed me lmao

Matt Jaworowski

This was good! Anthony, I want you to know that goblin quest was good too!

Rachel MacArthur

I have officially lost my whole mind over "pitoooey!" :D

Nestor

DALANKRIEL LMAOO

DJ Danger Close

This is an episode is made for Matt. Sad he wasn't here

Faron Woods

I am now convinced Matt is the only thing that keeps the group from rocketing off the rails. I do love that it's always Freddie's characters that get laid.

Shane Bierbaum

I'm 26 years old and I just learned grills aren't permanent

welcometojen

I absolutely need to get hiii and watch cats now

Geekwiththebox

The way I said "Australia" at the same time as Beth is now my Roman Empire

Garbage Game Night

There's also a '39 film called Jesse James w/ Henry Fonda that is popular for having a scene w/ a horse that got the American Humane Association involved in film oversight.

Anville

I was not expecting to be reminded of the friggin they shoot horses movie but here we are

ADoubleEgg

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

Ashley

I love band of horses lmfao

Killademall

The fact that it is now 2024 is crazy

Kaesar cabrera

That's a lie, Matt and will are my favorite

Chris

I 100% was in the same camp as Freddie as it pertains to our perception of grills…

Chris

I’m 40 and I just got there too. 🤦‍♀️

mandy

Grills are just like child pagent flippers to give 8yr olds weirdly perfect teeth.

Anthony Rogers

Will dropping that Chipotle burrito reference, like he just finshed listening to the 3rd debate me coward too 🤣

Arnar

Fun Fact: You can get gems encrusted (or like specially glued?) onto your teeth at some piercing places

ketchup kola

I'm sorry Matt... if your name wasn't Matt, you'd be number one.

Bearonavirus

Aztec nobility would do that kind of stuff back in the day, too

Skye the Bi

At first I thought Beth was saying that she got permission to bring her real life bong to the campaign

Gavin Robinson

Freddy jumps off the tower like jumping off the Buzzards Nest from the greatest game ever made Borderlands 2

SonOfABoofo

It only took 6 listens but I just noticed that, when will is introducing himself and Freddie exclaims at the name, Freddie exclaims slightly before will starts saying speedwagon. He got it just before it was revealed. This doesn’t matter at all and it isn’t even funny but I noticed it.

Silent H

“tantalizing erotic horse dancing” - Will Campos

Jane

This is so late but Freddie may have been thinking of Far from the Madding Crowd?

Marissa Y.

If I had a nickel for every time Freddie played a horse, I'd have two nickels.

corundum liqueur

There’s something about supporting a D&D podcast that Wizards of the Coast wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole, that feels morally superior

Tristan Taffs

Thanks! Was pretty upset there was no post today but hyped we got this!!

WafflePancakes

I miss all the grant howitt one shots! I wish they did more/longer versions!!

Austin Murdock

Matt, if you read this, you're my favorite

Miles Stewart

Freddie is not alone I also thought grills were permanent

Lienisaur

MURDER MYSTERY!! fuck yeah

O

I’m reading And Then There We’re None, AND just watched Glass Onion. So hyped!

Salem Karr

This was everything I needed

Austin Baker

Are we still an mbic behind or did I miss it?

Mr Dr Pod

I enjoyed that too much

BigNovaKane

Yo Matt's the wild card, I love his one-shot characters.

Belloya

Ima get a little toasted and listen again.

f0x

this was wild

Kevin Philippo

Never go against Matt, without him it would just be another podcast.

Korey Martineau

Can't believe they released the first bonus episode of next year already

Anthony sorrentino

Did anyone else think Beth was gonna take a huge bong rip lol?

Rob Greve

Matt is my favorite. He is always in the drift

Sam Passow

The only side content that Matt's character doesn't die in

Dylan Yuste

Ayyy I live in Seattle, used my Microspikes to navigate the ice storm.

Tegan Vickers

Hate to say it but Will’s character voice is sometimes a perfect stewie griffin impression 😔

Christopher Lee

Matt is legit my fav wth? He’s the best one with improv

Mathew Reyes

Love the podcast, but this episode was pretty meh honestly

Ruben Blake Espinoza

I enjoyed it the whole way through, I understand they have a standard for themselves but it’s content like this that helps me relate even more. I swear if that new leaked OGL fucks y’all…

Bishibosh44

He goes so hard and so good

Aaron Sterne

Any guesses on Freddie’s project? I’m guessing it’s at least dnd related because they said we’d probably know it. My top options are dimension 20 or a naddpod guest spot.

Jack MacCauley

The move sounds like the man from snowy river. Which is an Australian period movie

dagny

I got hygh and watched cats last night and yet this was wilder

Holly MW

Far from the Madding Crowd? Sheep, not horses. Never heard a Hardy story described so eloquently.

Abigail Carson

I kept thinking he sounded kind of like Derek Zoolander

Gmork

Calling it now: Band of Horses has the same ascot and pencil mustache as Meryl Streep.

Gmork

It's not docking. I think the term they're looking for is Alabama Hot Pocket.

Gmork

My guess was Milf Hunter.

Xwelldo

"Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting!"

Lizzy French

Sorry guys, but Matt's absolutely my favorite lol

Xwelldo

"Angel With a Shotgun" is a character type I want more of!!!

Henry G

So I need more of this… including more wizards of the coast jokes

Pix

But Matt is my favorite. Beth being a close second.

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

I can’t listen to this whilst working from home I’m literally dying of laughter!

Shion Y

That's exactly what I was thinking! Not a room com either but only cause Hardy wasn't as much of a visionary as Freddie

Holly MW

Hardy spinning in his grave rn at the mere suggestion of one of his stories being interpreted as comedic

The Pissler

Through S1 and S2, I think Matt is the most consistently funny one.

Jay

Matt truly is my favorite.

BRADimations

I think the movie Freddie is thinking of is Wild Hearts Can't be Broken. As the brother of a horse girl, I've seen them all.

Alex McKay

Dude that sounds awesome

Ryann Soriano

This one-shot was chaos. 😂😂😂

Tymme Zinni

So I guess we kinda know how you feel about OGL 1.1....

Doyle Just Doyle

))<>(( get your butts ready for our pooping back and forth forever

Tess Eneli Reid

I believe the movie Freddie was talking about was Far From the Madding Crowd, but it's the guy's sheep that die, not horses (this is at the beginning and not a spoiler)

Melanie Steinel

Wild ride XP and yo Matt would have made it boring!

DrChristmas

You guys somehow missed Mount Choom. I've never done a drug and somehow I immediately thought of that.

Tonks

Was the movie Young Guns or the TV show Willow?

Anna Putman

I just learned here that grills are not permanent. You're not alone. 😂

Miranda Vargas

Yo. Yooooo. I am a dressage trainer. I had a really tough day at work today talking owners through some very tough choices about their horses. It felt like this episode was the universe saying, “it’s all going to be alright, now laugh about your favorite nerd shit and revel in feeling so uniquely in on the joke with clutch “human dressage aka ballet” moment. Thank you guys, from the bottom of my heart. Laughter is medicine. 🦄🦄🦄

Danny Tinkler

I have been thinking that a murder mystery would be awesome for the podcast, so I am really excited

Virgil McClurken

Some times you just have to roll with the changes.

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

As someone from Bremerton, I think seattlites need to be humbled. Especially with the richer Seattle workers that make it more expensive for everyone else to live

GuyLou

I can say wholeheartedly Matt has become my favorite this season so take that Anthony

the lubricated eldritch rat

as someone with a horse, yes horses are all or nothing, those fuckers will find any way to either off themselves or cost you your entire bank account

Josh Marr

I stopped listening as soon as I heard Matt wasn’t participating.

Erin

I am irrationally excited for the Dadatha Christie who-dad-it

Kalli

Matt is the reason I got into mini fig painting. He is my favorite

Rae Leo

matt’s my favorite because he knows enough about christianity to make actually funny jokes about it

Megan Shively

yes this was chaotic but also yes i loved every minute of it

LayinBrix

I think I, hated it?

kt

Loved Matt as a giant pigeon

Ohmanhoman

Is the movie, "The Fall" with Lee Pace?

Ellen Paulin

I think this is the one he was talking about too!

WatchOutIt'sTheWeeb

there is a rather large section of ASMR that is centered around insulting the listener. Take that as you will.

Axel Selhammar

Don't they horse jump out the window in the count of Monte Cristo?

JustBeMason

Literally earlier today I was thinking about how the Dads should do a mystery one shot or miniseries holy hell am I so fucking excited

Kait O’Mara

Matt is my favorite, because he is probably the best of staying true to his characters and a serious game player. Also personality and catholic upbringing makes relate to him a lot. But with that said. Anthony is also my favorite, cuz obvious. And Beth would be too but she reminds me of me and I hate myself. Lol

Imo Flores

My favorite mbic ever

James Howard

Why would you hate yourself? You are alive, a miracle of creation. You are a living testament to your ancestors, proof positive in just how far we have come as a people. The simple act of posting this comment is astounding, even more so my reply! Ever single day you participate in the massive turning machine that is life on Earth, and even if you're in a little dark corner of it, you should be proud of yourself and your ancestors, just for existing.

Kait O’Mara

Your reply was, in fact, astounding. Lol

Jan-Erik Ingum

This is probably the dumbest, most chaotic shitshow I’ve ever heard, time to relisten to it for the 8th time

Invader Jimm

I'll see you in pervert hell boys