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The teens tackle Principal Tony Pepperoni's loneliness.

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zo perry

absolutely no fuckin way anthony would have willy kill the OG daddies offscreen. yeah scary totally did the other teens dirty but at the end of the day she also thinks she’s doing the right thing. she knows the anchors need destroyed, and killing tony pepperoni (RIP big pep) is one way to do just that! and with the mayor shenanigans still going on, one principal getting shanked really isn’t the end of the world.

Emma

Exactly! Like I’m so mad for obvious reasons but also Beth is SO good and playing this so well, like, she’s literally a teenager. I’m very excited this is finally being dealt with and also just. Amazing stuff from her and Matt.

Kelton Hollister

Prime Minister Yitzbin making a guest appearance in the intro song

wren.

okqy now that ive rewatched it maybe 300 times i can safely say that this is my favorite episode of this season sso much happens

liam sullivan

Idk if this is therapy or extra trauma from being cheated on. But take my money and tears damnit. Ill use code daddies on better help and deal with it later

GuyLou

Why am I sadder about Tony Pepperoni than I was for Glenn

Bad fiction

Excellent episode, hitting the ground running.

icyfish

This whold make a funny Christmas hallmark trailer.

Sabrina Wedel

Omg I LOVED THAT INTRO SONG!!!! Can we PLEASE get the lyrics?! Id love to sing along!

Adrián Lopez

i don’t think scary is my fave anymore 😭😭😭

Hattie Thomson

idk im excited for this to resolve itself and im scared for where it could go but im also. more excited i think for the other kids to become more developed

Geeking Havoc

I had to stop the episode because I was laughing so hard! I literally was in pain because of laughter! Oh! Tony Pepperoni and the Pizzas!

Connor Lawrence

robin has just posted it in #transcriptions in the discord!

Aaron Sterne

Absolutely agree. There are people here I think letting their hatred of Willy (absolutely understandable!) carry over to scary and I dont think that’s earned.

Chloe Dyck

Not gonna lie I was so sure it was going to be Nick at the door and I was so excited

Crimson_Sakura

Is it bad that I totally agree with Scary's decision?

Maddy

begginggggg for an intro lyrics drop 🙏🙏

Tristan Khan

What’s genius about this from Beth’s decisions is that she had to first hand deal with Willy as Ron. She understands how bad he his but she is playing Scary as an impressionable teenager being manipulated. Is it frustrating? Yeah, but from a storytelling point of view, it makes sense!

Beck Webster

Yo this intro is FIRE 🔥 I want to listen to it on repeat 😂

Jaina Brannan

Everything about this episode is what makes this podcast the best one

Sata Prescott

SO MUCH HAPPENED HOW WAS THIS ONE EPISODE

Daniel Greco

Intro was fire, can't wait to listen to the rest

Kevin Crowley

I danced through the entire intro song!!! So well done! Put it on the next album..

Alex Mutchler

What a TWIST! Rip tony but I’m soooo curious as to why Willy showed up super beat to shit! If anyone’s gonna unsettle your guts it’s gotta be Willy. A+ Beth and Anthony

Sam Passow

Finally heard my name at the end. I’m so giddy. It’s been 84 years. This episode is soo good.

Fee the Fey Fairy

I got so many looks today when I was walking and yelled out something because of this twist... So many questions, felt a little bit frustrated and now I have to calm down 😅 I always forget how much this podcast moves me...

Natalie T

This episode still stresses me out so bad. Relistening and catching a bunch of foreshadowing... Highly recommend.

xatlern

Ah, so this is right after Freddie filmed Metropolis. We'll see if he's bringing that Dan Fucks energy to the pod 😂

Cassie Muldrow

Every song intro is so good! Just so good! Never stop!

Anthony Rogers

Everytime Will!!!! Great intro, man! Super fanboy crush!!!

Jye Hampton

“I just want somebody to fix me or kill me!” Fuck this hits home so fucking hard 😂

BT Bishop

This is still one of my top five favourite episodes in the whole podcast, I love Tony 😭😭😭

SonOfABoofo

I love how no one exclaims at all when tony gets stabbed

Ben Sokol

Omfg I'm on my 2nd listen and just caught the 100 roses thing! I had a tinder match tell me a date would be 100 roses and I just thought "damn that's a lot of flowers"

Jasper Warren

Can we please get an album of all the Intros

Big Ballz McGee 9001

Back re listening to this again, easily my favourite episode of S2

yaboihesh

Scary is hilarious but I can't approve, my second time listening and I'm still mad about it 😂

Lady Tano

Every now and then I have to come a back listen to this intro about 3-4 times. What a freakin banger! 🔥🔥

Morgan D

Wow this intro should be on spotify

Emma Robinson

My god. Can you please put together all the banger intros into one playlist?

LarryLarryLarry

I feel like this is the episode that ruined the season

Marissa Y.

I could not have cared less about Tony Pepperoni, and I don't know if Anthony ever said what they could have done to resolve the situation, BUT Linc reassuring Tony that he's not alone at the end breaks my heart every time.

Andrew

Stinking of joy and cum is amazing.

Nanna Gudlaugardottir

Will’s “Scooch in, I’ve got a hatchback” didn’t get the love it deserved

Ryan Frederick

the 'old beth may' and acting like everyone is super old but in canon it should be 2044 or 2045 not like 50 years later 😭

Nicholas Gay

Holy cow these intros seriously get better with ever episode

Jacintoboys

Thank God my manager isn't on my ass so I can listen and put license plates on cars and suffer in heat and slowly starve because I forgot to eat breakfast

Aubrey Wunschel

The intros just keep getting better and better

Alex Jude

Holy shit the bear naked ladies intro is insane

Jose

They just don’t miss

Jose

Pumped for the dadz bop of this season

Collin Hoepf

What a BANGER to come back with

Drew P

Starting the year off right

Soguwe

Fun fact, ya'll can say SHOVE IT to the OGL. They can't do shit about the stuff you do, because you do your own campaign with your own lore, and you can't copyright the rules of a game.

Nathan Sharpe

It would be so nice to see Scary die because of these pisspoor decisions

Mathew Reyes

It’s official, I hate scary. I never liked her but was willing to see what Beth was gonna do with her, but no, fuck scary.

LocalTechPriest

Fantastic episode as always, but I just want to say hats off to whoever came up with today's episode name. Right up there with "OSHA'S Eleven"

Joshua Cardoza

When in doubt murder is always the answer.

Joshua Cody

Anybody hear Matt's booming voice at the beginning of an episode and just feel like you're about to be slammed with an amazing episode?

InvisHandd

The fact that there was this sense of urgency before, but then they watched anime for 2 months #mood

Nyah Wilson

If Scary has one hater it is me. If Scary has zero haters I am dead.

Alexie Smith

Omg! The “why aren’t you with your wife anymore” comment KILLED ME!!!

Bone

Great episode!

eatmygerms

So yall took a 2wk break just to use this song huh 😂

bbsincere

i have been laughing randomly for weeks at a throw away line from him, "WHHHHYYYYYYY, did you come here!" im sure im just a loon but its the delivery!

FusRohNahSon

Hero and Taylor had no joke the hottest flirting in not dnd podcasts

Gavin French

Best Intro of this entire podcast. BNL slaps

Jack Campau

Two Weeks cover went so hard. That was insane.

TheDerpySunflower

Intro slapped so hard i listened to it twice before starting the episode 🔥🔥

Fundledore

Damn, good episode to kick the year off with.

Grayson

A Beth May 'damn' is most appropriate here.

Aaron Sterne

I don’t hate scary for this. She’s very clearly a vulnerable teen trying her best, being manipulated by some who is very good at manipulating people. I hope this leads to a larger arc of Scary bucking Willy.

Adrienne K

I legitimately believe that ending floored me so bad I have writer’s block now

Jordan Cook

Idk if anyone will see this but my middle school principals wife cheated on him with several students and the story made it to the news 😭

FusRohNahSon

Willy and scary feel like they talk on Kik too much

Matthew Forrest

Intro was amazing, entire ep was super funny, love the spicy twist ending, everyone shone. Bloody hell guys good start to the year.

Ace Hutson

Damn, I hate scary now

Nobi Wolff

Damn epic start and epic hanger like DAMN

Mathew Reyes

No, it’s me and I’ll fight you to the death to prove it 💀

wren.

this episode ruled so hard im pacing back and forth in my room about it. funny as hell all the way through and then TERRIFYING right at the end there

Mel Bee

absolute banger start to finish

Emilie-Kate Tavernier

Best episode of the season so far! You guys had me laughing so hard. Happy new year, team!! ❤️❤️

bunnycupcakke

Ooooo what a twist ~!! I'm literally shaking, what a great way to bring us right back into the chaos. Gawd I missed you guys. 💖💖💖

Dan Podeszwa

Lmao did Freddy get extra slurpy when he’s doing Taylor for the new year? A lot more saliva than usual

Callie

This episode was so good I absolutely love everything that's going on with Scary it's so interesting and cool to listen to!!

midderbork

Such a good episode, I’m really interested to see how to party split is gonna play out

Sophie B Grapplin

I hope that little line in the intro was confirmation that Lark isn't Normals dad because HOO BOY, do I want Sparrow to be relevant to the story and not just a side character to Lark central events 💀

ivs

cry laughing

Sarahhh

So we don’t know how bad the daddies are doing after they clearly lost the fight with willy, also link held a man as he died. cooooool cool cool cool cool cool

Hardon of Akkok

Top tier episode. Cool to see some big moves being made.

Pablo Acosta

HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO START 2023 😂 my belly hurts from laughing

Invader Jimm

Will I think of that stupid "Yo dawg" meme every single time I see someone with 3 or more of the same style thing and literally no one even remembers that meme so I'm left hanging every time. I see you and I appreciate you

Invader Jimm

This was an amazing episode guys, it's rare something can pick you up and knock you down in such a wonderfully tragic twist. Love everything happening with Scary.

Annabel Chick

I am just saying this is the repercussions of having a Hermie free episode. Seriously great episode though

Braden Ingraham

What a first episode of the year I’m so amped for scary and Willy moments

streetdreams

Scary's whole Arc absolutely breaks my heart. It feels like in some ways she becomes what Ron could have been if Willy felt that he was useful enough. That Patron and Warlock manipulation relationship between them is so so good. It feels like it was only a matter of time until this break happened and I am so excited to see where this will go ;; Big Props to Beth.

Grayson

He did get a little different, but in his defense, 🎶 it's been 2 weeks since D&D 🎶.

Grayson

That's a really interesting observation! I know a lot of the reddit is grumpy at Scary, but I remember being NLOG as a teen. Beth May, known woman, nails it.

DungeonBrat

FACTS. We can hate Scary's actions and all, but truly she's just in the midst of some soul searching and is clearly being guided in the worst way.

DungeonBrat

Tbh I see Sparrow as a little too passive, I'd love him to have a reason to get rowdy.

DungeonBrat

I'm screaming, DOESN'T LINC HAVE HEALING SPELLS!? I almost exclusively play Paladin and I've never not had healing spells!!!

Emilio95

Holy shit this intro made me smile so big! Brought me back to my childhood watching the Digimon Movie!

Carter Lance

Soooooooooooooo, why didn't Link use lay on hands like the time he literally regrew a finger, or the time he LITERALLY regrew a whole leg. Anyway great episode, fun twist, but it felt a little forced to me.

miley not so cyrus

Incredible episode! Way to start the new year, guys!

Sydney Ess

I think the fight was just with Grant, since Grant was the only one that wasn't frozen

Liz

BEST INTRO

B. J. Boyd

The best material is often when they force Anthony to roleplay a goody NPC for an extended period.

Choo Choo

What an absolute killer of an opening!

B. J. Boyd

Lay on Hands, Link!!!

Helen Hastie

That intro! Lyrics please!!!

Ricky Baker

Finally that sweet sweet inter party conflict! Love the way it came together, keep it up gents and Beth!

Johnthan Jackson

Seriously FUCK SCARY! Like. Wow. Hope she dies next. What a "hey look at me, I'm so sad titty baby" I hope Willy is the one to do it to. Geez.

Boofoe Dibeppo

I know EXACTLY what Freddy is talking about. Except it happened to me in gym class in 4 grade.

Xwelldo

Beth doing meta self-owns is a delightful carry over from Season 1!

Brayden Miers

Best Intro I've heard so far, and best series of events to end off the episode! Love yalls work so much!

Bex Hex

I always love the intros and this is perfect

Sophie B Grapplin

Oh sure but like, a different reason. Like Normal getting hurt or something. That'd be sweet. We already know he's totally ok with the idea of Normal not being his kid BC he outright said it when he was loopy, so no rowdiness there.

Jill Klatt

I mean, have you met a teenage girl

Jill Klatt

People who dislike Scary and her choices were oddly quiet during Glenn’s prison arc. Hm, I wonder if that says anything.

Arthur Williams

Yooo, Beth being this seasons scumbag is live as hell!! First it was Glen, now Scary takes the mantle!

Shane Murphy

Yikes dude...it's a fictional show

legly

Scary did nothing wrong 😤

legly

I'm getting back on my late game twist conspiracy bullshit where her dad was actually Nick. (PSA I know it can't happen don't get on my case about this)

A very sexy wheel on a pile

I absolutely loved this episode, and as much as I joke about "RIP Tony Pepperoni", I honestly think that the ending was fitting. Love your work y'all <3.

Xwelldo

Going to Stand Up Open Mics is also useful if you're ever feeling like you don't know how to conduct yourself in public. Because some of the people that go....Wow.

Joshua Morales

Dang Scary I thought what happened with WoTC was the biggest betrayal this month.

Giselle

totally agree!!

Kimberly Oberklaus

Cannot wait for the episode of teen talk that covers this episode.

B. J. Boyd

Scary… Teens don’t do other teens dirty.

Maddie Byrne

The rage I feel in my heart at Scary right now is so real 🫶🏻 Haven’t felt this way since the Glenn trials

ChungleDownBingus

Beth May is the most eligible bachelor of all time, just so she knows 🛴

Angela Shrader

Laughed so much and then got to the end like 😐

Mathew Reyes

Yup, lied to her friends, disregarded their wishes, stole from Link, and gave Willy the go ahead to kill someone IN LINKS HOUSE WITH MULTIPLE WITNESSES. Totally did nothing wrong. Not to mention the possibility that Willy killed the other dads considering his description and the line “you should’ve seen the other guy”, Grants probably dead.

Mathew Reyes

I hadn’t found the podcast till after the trial arc, thus impossible for me to express my fury at the time. I just wanna speak to the “jury”, just for a minute

Janelle Meghan

Low key thought Pepperoni was going to join the gang and be like Paedon but nope that was short lived 🥲

Nyah Wilson

For me it’s an extension of my hatred for Willy, which is boundless. Plus I was really starting to like Tony :(

RedDragon27

Anthony better actually make the Tony Pepperoni tinder profile as-written in the episode, I'm dying to know if it gets any hits lol.

kiarra burd

Imagine responding like this to a teenaged girl who is being manipulated by an older family member 🤔

Matt

SCARY IS THE WORST, i get she’s supposed to have the logic of, Y’know, a teen, and of course a teen is going to have the most Tear-your-Hair-out frustratingly terrible judgement, but CMON. Love the show so so much y’all, thank you for the passion youve put into creating this world

Natatta

I was just non stop laughing with everything tony pepperoni. So good!!

Kerro

my jaw dropped at the intro… i shouldve known but the one week cover was still a SHOCK

Clark

Scary what the fuck

Kristi Howard

The Scary arc is my favorite storyline in two seasons of this podcast. I get the comparisons to Glenn and her just "being the douchebag of the season" but it seems pretty clear to me that there is manipulation from Willy going on behind the scenes that will be revealed later in the season. I don't think they're just trying to write the character as a shithead.

Anthony b

I've been waiting for the other shoe to drop with Scary and Willy and boy did it drop

Henry F McCormack

Just tell me when I can buy an album. Just tell me when.

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

Anthony’s voice for the other principal made me laugh so hard I almost crashed my car