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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 32 - Con Mayor (Patreon)

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2023-04-25 16:01:00
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2026-06
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The teens are straight up befuddled by a staggering betrayal.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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Crystal Patterson

Yus! On the picket line today and this is going to carry me through my last hour. Y'all rock!

Mr. Dukc

This episode hit 🔥

Tony Swagman

Getting ready for work and this dropped 💜

goatmilk

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INTRO PBFBFY OH MY GOD

JakeFrostick

Yeah i don’t how have to go to work i guess

Rachel MacArthur

I cannot BELIEVE you would TORTURE us all with THAT. SONG. >.< I thought you LOVED US!!! *cry*

Boxxy Darkheart

THIS INTRO WILL BRING DEATH UPON US ALL 😩😭

Munchies

What even is this intro- and WHY IS IT SO FUNNY?! 😂😂😂

Grundleford

I love the evolution of the intros compared to season 1, though Jodie/Jolene is the BEST

FusRohNahSon

This intro made me smile noncontrollably

Austin Baker

Now this is a good title! Feel like I haven't gotten the references in like 10 episodes lol

Logan

It’s Donatello in the Secret of the Ooze scene

Boofoe Dibeppo

😂😂This intro physically hurt me. I actually had to stop to cringe. Keep up the good work guys.

Lazaretto

Taylor's part of the intro omg 😂

Zach M.

Came here to say this!

Munchies

The kissing sound effects were so gross. I’m still shuddering thinking about it

Jennifer Rosas

this reminded me of a story break episode they are just coming up with a story 😂

__

I can't remember the last time I actually cried laughing, good work

Jubilee

Anthony Burch is the next entrant in the best of the super juniors?? unbelievably excited for a wrestling collab I think it was made just for me

Maria Conpen

Did the cast all forget they can add things to rolls. Also Anthony, skill checks Are a subset of ability check

LiliLemon

I never comment on these but after hearing about Kidz Bop WAP I have to mention that the writer had a nervous breakdown writing it out, which just makes it even more perfect for Scary

Phoenix Vizva’i

Just here to say the Anthony Birch Cinematic Universe is the ABCU. You’re welcome

Jay Kay

Kudos to Will for repeatedly trying to reference Yojimbo

Vinnie Vidi Vici

Anthony's TMNT reference was amazing. I heard/visualized that in my head as soon as he said it. A solid deep cut.

Boofoe Dibeppo

This one goes to the five footer hall of fame

Sxrite^^!

I’m crying THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭😭

Frank

I hate to be a rules lawyer but I can't let Anthony get away with this: ability checks and skill checks are the same thing. Nowhere in Rules As Written DnD does it ever ask for a "Charisma" check instead of a "Deception" check

Amy Waller

This was wrong episode to eat fettuccine alfredo to.

Danton B

funniest intro ever!

Elizabeth Romero

I absolutely hate that song but that made me laugh.

Brian Chang

I can't believe they just made a mid-season storybreak episode

ronny

this intro, i'm dying. i need to know who to blame for this gem. this will be stuck in my head for a week fghfdj

Clay Teem

Freddie’s characters will always be my favorite because of how chaotic they become

Echo Shmecho

That intro was a godamn fever dream

Moon

I think this whole episode might have been a fever dream, in a very very good way

Olivia LeClair

Please, for the love of god, I need to know - is Anthony going to finally take on Daddy Magic Matt Menard face-to-face in the ring? Will the Daddy Crew come to back him up against the JAS? PLEASE, I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN!

InvisHandd

The Jungle to Jungle tangent sent me 😂

Ruby Doo

Fucking love the intro. Had me bopping in my kitchen this morning 💃🏻

Melissa Titus

“No need to lurch—I’m here to see the mayor!” needs to be a sticker 😂

Critter

But, Anthony! It was Donatello that made the sound. A fantastic reference nonetheless.

Mr. N. Hacksaw

Man, to hear that bubbly energy from the intro and the teen facts carried right through to the end of the episode -- that was a genuinely good time.

Shallow Rivers

Calling it, normals mascot uniform is the goof realm anchor

Faisa Awow

Normal x hermy shippers are doing better than ever 😭😭😭

ronny

god this is such a good episode.

Sean Boyle

This is one of those episodes titles that you don't get right away but when you do you do a double take at how good it is.

Bex Hex

The intro slaps doodoo doodoo 😆

Ricky Baker

We need the ABCU to be real! Any and all things worked on by Anthony tied together in a nice package. Make it happen! Lol

Marie Blanchet

I was THIS close to saying « hey remember how Normal’s first kiss was with a mascot from another school who stayed in character the entire time » but I just checked and its not the same rival school, sadly my « that was Hermie » headcanon will have to go back into storage

Mollie E

we were singing baby shark with my son and his SLP MINUTES before I turned on this ep. This song is everywhere.

Gmork

Will it count towards the inverse-EGOT if it cleans up at the gay porn awards?

Emily Fluty

I was going to listen with my headphones while waiting to leave work, and I'm REALLY glad I waited until I was in my car. "Scary Hug" had me CACKLING

Emily

Completely unhinged this episode thank you

Emily

Also Jungle to Jungle, finally a movie reference I recognize

Nathan Sharpe

But didn't the Hutt kid pick up Glenn Close?

zo perry

wouldn’t it be the biggest goof if he just switched schools tho 👀 it was totally hermie

Morrighan

Or that Hermie previously stole another school's mascot costume, too

Justayyy

I REMEMBER MIMI SIKU!

dagny

I don’t care what they say as a Jewish person myself I do believe that Taylor is Jewish and nothing can change my mind

jeremy adu-asamani

Yo surely the human gun still hits with the speed of a bullet, right? Idc what you say linc moving at the speed of a bullet is taking that mayors head clean off

Gavin French

Petition for a "Secret of the Ooze" One shot

Marc-André Martin

Nothing is darker than a child singing the Chainsmokers

Hanna Wen

I can't wait to hear them talk about the intro song in the next teen talk.

Tarv Is

It was Donatello! Not Michelangelo! Otherwise sick reference, I use it all the time.

Tarv Is

It took me way too long to get that the title is a play on Con Air.

Alex

Christ, I wish Link’s “dollar scam” actually opened the portal to goofs realm in the beginning now. What a waste of an episode.

Edward Sena

One of the funniest episodes, loved it so much, also, Willy is fucking terrifying

Spaghetti Box

I completely forgot about that! YES!

Jacob B.

Props to Beth for pulling the funniest punchline in all of S2 🤣

The Plum Satyr

Nothing more terrifying than Will saying just three boys and an assault rifle with no trigger on it

Jeff Grant

Wow that intro is something

It's just jim

This was the hardest I've laughed in 2 weeks, that was amazing Secondly, is it possible that the Mayor is Killademall?

Grizz Lee

Half hour in. Not really feeling this one. First episode where I’m just like -_- the whole time

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Anthony just specifically targeted me and my enjoyment of TMNT 2 the Secret of the Ooze. I can still watch that movie tooooo many times in a single day

LN

This one had me dying, a jungle to 2 jungle reference was not on my bingo board 😂😂

Jacquelynn Lyon

Scary’s lurch line had me cracking up, no need to lurch at me all at once ladies

Vanessa Monge

my all time favorite intro for both seasons

Kelton Hollister

Thoughts and prayers for Mika, who specified how their name should be pronounced, and Freddie still got it wrong lol

streetdreams

Listened to this yesterday and I still have the intro stuck in my head xDD Also great episode, always good when I listen to it during work and my coworkers give me weird looks as I try to stifle my laughter

It's just jim

Re listening and I am now thinking its Carol Wilson or Matilda, this is fun

Kaiju Waifu and Husband Charms

ME TOO. I relistened so mamy times because i could NOT believe anthony pulled that reference. Love it.

Rae

Can we talk about how much Esther killed it with those sounds in the teen facts

Faye Bell

I'm definitely making my new notification tone Lincon just saying "gentlemen"

Bishibosh44

Scary being honest is such a perfect cap to the episode. Loved this one

Aylis J Lind

I also only held my sharpness through the 5th grade.

Aylis J Lind

Google Jungle to Jungle ya'all

Saul

Solid ninja turtle reference

Mark Fizzy

Another wonderful episode. the jungle to jungle reference and subsequent gigglefit was so cute

Tymme Zinni

"For Sale, Mall Katana, Never Used" was a totally underrated joke.

William Livingston

Are we ever going to visit the Canonical town of Dire Frats?

Phedra Norris

Not trying to be mean… but I would hit Matt if he was at my table doing this… hard. In the throat. 😒

Allie Gowins

It’s the fact that I was jamming to the baby shark parody at the beginning

mundaneBOI

Was listening to the beginning of this in the shower and heard Anthony's TMNT reference and it unlocked a new subconcious being from within me.

Welibwe

This episode was tedious as hell. I wish they edited out most of their planning sometimes.

Sabrina Wedel

This is hella late, but don't listen to anyone who says they don't like hearing the planning, I love it! That's what makes it DND!

Cart

The intro song sent me

Abe Verdi

This opening literally made me bang my head on my steering wheel fuckin kill me!

Garbage Game Night

I know Freddie has spent days on some of these intros, and there are so many that I love, but this very dumb one may be my favorite of all.

Cassie Muldrow

I love Secret of the Ooze! I got that reference IMMEDIATELY. And yes, I'm a Donatello stan. So SUPER NERD. LOL

Memecias

That intro was a banger

Jeff Gladd

They also got the human gun after the episode where their stuff was destroyed

Schuyler

Totally well adjusted comment!

Danielle Land

I’m gonna be honest, I LOVED Jungle to Jungle lmaooo but the best part was how hard Matt was laughing 😂

dee

I would have loved to see this episode with Anthony not knowing the scam they were trying to pull

Jacob

The TMNT Michelangelo reference 👌

caesar tovar

The uncut has 30 more minutes of planning XD

ESO

Haven't you killed Scam Likely enough???

Delaynie Potts

Listening to this at work is very hard because I almost fell out of my chair at the Jungle 2 Jungle reference

Anthony cadena

At 5min28 secs in anthony does a wonderfully nostalgic reference to a TMNT 2 movie from 1991 and in a humble tone pats himself on the back on how anyone who understood that reference would be a-gawk at how good of a reference that was. I was 12 when i saw that movie at the theater and my fanatic brain memorized every spoken word and every scene. I absolutely love your sick references, especially throwbacks that are nearly before your time, but with a shell-shocked heavy heart I have to correct you, it was NOT Michelangelo that said or did that (weeble-wobble) funny scene. It was Donatello. I remember being upset that coreu feldman did not voice donny for that one (he did come back to voice him again in Turtles in Time) and that one scene made me immediately be at least ok with the new voice actor.

Marissa Y.

For sale: mascot costume, never washed.

Marissa Y.

I always think I'm not going to lose it at the Jungle 2 Jungle reference, but as soon as Matt goes "It was funny to me!" I am in tears. "You maladjusted son of a bitch" has also entered my regular vocabulary.