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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 34 - Finding Tori (Patreon)

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2023-05-23 16:01:01
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The teens must perform stand-up sets for a complete stranger.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, and Suicidal Ideation.

Special thanks to Tori Shaw!

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Chelsi Fiore

The best birthday gift I could have gotten 😌

Bryce

Early bday gift for me. I’ve been so excited all week

Mr. Dukc

Episode was heat 🔥

O

I’m starting it now! I can’t wait!

Kels and Kirsten

So excited! Been relistening from the beginning. Only way I've been surviving being stuck at home with hyperemesis

Michael Fenton

Immediately understood the opener reference and cracked up.

SchmidtPitnacht

I am so pumped! I just looked at my phone and saw the notification!

Jacob B.

Oh my fucking GOD the energy in this episode as Matt starts is insane

SmokusPocus

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE

No Smiles

I am overcome with secondhand embarassment.

Quincy Weirts

I'd rather watch Scott's Tots from The Office on repeat for the rest of my life than have to listen to this one more time after I finish it and I mean that as a compliment.

James Bert

15 minutes in and I want to throw up from both laughter and embarrassment. I love this podcast

InvisHandd

Tori was such a great sport and honestly such a great idea to have her on the show. Her rating scale was harshhhh though, Beth did way better than a 5.

Ty mayo

We need a youtube video please

bbsincere

thanks again for sharing your talents, much appreciated!!!

Le_Cashew

Will... That was rough man

WarmSalad

A little note but blue was the color of love with the pick, I think Anthony forgot which is completely reasonable with everything that happened in the show since then.

FusRohNahSon

This convinced me that Freddy isnt funny he just said planes was a harem anime and hasnt stopped

Spooky

was such a fun episode

FusRohNahSon

This episode was for Anthony

Bradley Barfoot

Crazy, the second they left the goofs realm they made an objectively funny episode 😯

Kyna

i got distracted for 2 minutes and now theyre all getting married im so confused i love this show

Cove

the hermie and scary sets deserved higher rankings i was losing my mind they were so incredibly uncomfortable ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Breo Padden

How does this show get better as it goes on

David Esarey

My anxiety was off the charts this whole episode, just feeling nervous on everyone else’s behalf.

The Pissler

Would not hate it if Tori made another appearance on the podcast. She’s funny as hell

The Pissler

I have terrible news: you are wrong

Jason Kelso

Laughing *and cringing so hard I got an asthma attack, absolutely well done

Matt Redman

So good, loved every bit of it.

Amber Gray

I love this show so much

FusRohNahSon

Just fyi the spell "Banishment" makes it so that if the target is banished to its home plane AND the spell doesn't end (Drop concentration, starting a new concentration spell, or just dropping it on will) then the targets will STAY where they were banished to

Matthew Cupelli

Fun episode! I feel like this season is too informal and lacking drama for me to actually be concerned when the players end up in dangerous situations, but it was fun nonetheless. A different tone than last season which took adjusting too, but fun. I didn’t expect marriage, I hope they play around with that in the future rather than overlooking it.

eatmygerms

Oh god. Its THE episode.

WickedChild95

This episode has some intense cringe and I love it

Christopher Lasasso

What an interesting commentary on comedy this episode ended up being

Matthew Bottorff

This will be the "I love to hate" episode. I'm cringing so hard. 😆

DungeonBrat

plEASE why is it that Anthony just hates these players when it comes to Nick Close!?

SJ Faubert

This season is so frickin' buckwild and I am having a blast listening.

orchardblondie

We HAVE to see a picture of Anthony’s joker makeup

Bad fiction

Oooh baby we’re cooking! This is episode is great!

Jake the Bard

I love how Will's Pickle Rick impression slowly turns into him sounding like Bob Odenkirk over the course of his tight 5

Sabrina LaGasse

Random questions but maybe someone can help me—where can I find episode transcriptions?

Kay Ashley

This episode was UNBELIEVABLE FUNNY.. I got NO work done while listening 😭😭😭

Jason Todd

Tori did Hermie dirty it was the best tight 5

Justayyy

I haven’t even gotten to the middle of the episode yet and am already in tears. Thank you Link

Vix Talbot

Hermie and Normal both had great tight fives

Mar Urzua

will's pickle rick/borat stand up is the wildest thing i've ever heard, excellent work

Alex Yarusch

Just two boys in a jetpack flying off to Scary cus they're all gay.

Patrick Morris

Havnt finished the episode yet but am a little mad that Anthony hasn't realized that banishment has V as one of the components. which by now we should all know stands for verbal, not visual. So normal couldn't cast that spell. I have to stop thinking about DND rules while listening to this and just enjoy it

MalixCrash

Can't wait to see what Scary acts like in the next episode

Tessa Bell

Legit forgot Scary's actual name is Terry

Issilranitae

Go to their website and look under the Episode tabs, its a link you can click under each individual episode "view episode transcript". Though it looks like the most recent episode that has a finished transcript at the time of writing this is Season 2, episode 28. Hope this helps!

Atticus Grim

That was a journey. Cannot wait for the next episode holy shit.

Amanda Fitzgerald

🤣🤣🤣 I am absolutely dead from the laughter!

BrightmoreBouncerCast

This season could not be more wild and unhinged if it tried.....like the best TTRPG podcast out there.

sarah s

freddie pls tell us you filmed the performances

FusRohNahSon

Motherfucker convinced me he's funny again

Nestor

WE STAN TORI 👏🙌

Casper

Imagining finding a Craigslist ad saying do not 'Google us', then after obviously googling them finding out there a dungeons and dragons podcast, accepting the deal only to show up and not be told the apartment number but being told just 'meet me outside' and walking in to find a group of almost entirely men and the only woman dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite, and instead of being shown a stand-up comedy routine being showed clips of the Garfield movie and then the main guy you've been talking to goes to the bathroom and comes back dressed as the joker. Tori are you ok?????

Sarahhh

Listening to the chaos of Anthony disappearing for Matt’s whole tight 5 only to come back with joker makeup is wild but ESPECIALLY after seeing how poorly he did in those 5 minutes as shown on Beth’s insta 😂 @heybethmay

Ralph

Best introduction. My absolute favorite 😂😂

Joely

Part of me wants Tori to listen and understand what just happened. Part of me wants them to be a recurring oblivious judge.

Erial Zheng

Wow...all I can say is I need more Anthony/Hermie/Joker standups

Jamison Embrey

At 1:02:00, don’t worry Anthony, I had the same reaction.

Logan Reed

This is the pyramid of season 2

streetdreams

Holy shit, Tori is an absolute trooper. I can't even imagine what this must have been like xDD she did absolutely great in this mad house situation!!!! 👏👏👏

Max Wilson

Listening to Will/Borat/Pickle Rick has me sweating so much. 🤣

Angela Shrader

I thought he was doing great and then I melted from embarrassment during the end roast with normal energy lol

Angela Shrader

Tori: “it was great…very fun” lol

Natural Dragon

Matt look up the spell ceremony. Specifically look at Wedding ceremony. As a Paladin you could wed people

Grizz Lee

Commenting. Right after the standup. Scary did the best. Normal was good but his jokes were more for ppl who listen to the show. The point was they were performing in front of someone who doesn’t listen. Funny but should’ve have less specific jokes

Smo

Bro, y’all have a rocket boot don’t you??? Use that in space 😩😩😩

Lizzy French

Lmao being told you are there to listen to stand up, then the first guy just shows Garfield clips 🤣

Tom Stift

I know this is probably an entirely random thing to put on this video but I hope particularly Matt sees this. I’ve been playing Blades in the Dark and I can’t help but feel that this would translate amazingly into a Warhammer TTRPG. Blades in the Dark has everyone play as an asshole in a crew of people in a dark gothic setting, it’d be perfect for you guys to do a Warhammer mini series. Maybe the squad can be an inquisitional retinue or the crew of a rogue traitor. Regardless I wanted to throw this idea into the void and see if it sticks.

Taco Dragons

I love Matt. Idk how he always manages to play the straight man but that was funny af. Definitely a smart move getting someone who doesn't know the podcast because I was laughing the entire time.

Allen

Tori is a savage. I hope she comes back

NarukiTooth

I love how Link hates cats and loves Garfield

Jess Houwen

Oh my gosh, Beth! I'm in tears.

Mark Zepp

‘That’s an easy tweak, right?’

Ray Castillo

Ok but Beth wanting to commune with the doodler was so smart and I love Freddie's peaks of intelligence that end up leading no where with no positive outcome 💀💀

Caz Flip Smith

so made me anxious sweat a LOT...but the feedback was fucking amazing

Austin Espinola

I hope Tori comes back as a guest in later episodes, this was insane in the best way

Xwelldo

Thanks for the shoutout, Freddie!

Max

Freddy really said “if you nut in space it push you back”

Elizabeth Romero

The comedy, the random craigslist person, space madness, child marriage what more could you ask for

Tinyhumanbrain76

Holy fuck this was so funny 😂😭 I don’t know why but just the fucking Chaos “no i mean that in an extreme way!” 💀💀💀 I ALMOST COLLAPSED OF LAUGHTER

Jubilee

did will not read if you concentrate on banishment they stay there

Degan Haggarty

I really hope Tori comes back. They have such a great energy!

Billy Burns

Was absolutely dying when Beth said, “I was expecting a man”

Lazaretto

This episode was so FUCKING funny omfg, everyone killed it!!

Lienisaur

I am crying, tori's feedback is perfect 😂

Michelle McCartney

I love that Link was like 6 years is "long time to wait" for Normal and Hermie to wait to get married and the episode literally ends with them married. 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if that's how Normal pictured their wedding. Also 💕💕💕 This episode is hilarious. XD I deffo feel the scores for Beth and Anthony especially were way too harsh, although Tori's absolute mercilessness made it even funnier. XD

The Overthinker

All the comedy is amazing but Anthony blew me out of the water! That’s actually awesome standup I would see at a show!

Miles Bowen

Anthony as Hermie was definitely the best at the stand up and was robbed lol

Eli Broide

This is almost deck picks level

Ace Hutson

MF YOU CAN’T JUST SAY YOU PUT ON JOKER MAKE UP AND NOT SHOW US

Brandon J Allen

So if Jimmy can be forced into the podcast, can Tori be added as well? To good not to be in the podcast.

Sam Quinn

Loved the tone shift at the end!

Logan Reed

Will sounds exactly like Seth rogen for a few seconds at the 20 minute mark lmfaooo

Andrew Behr

Freddie bombing so hard had me laughing more than any of the other tight fives

drmimms

Omg, I loved all of this, but Beth was so funny, my face hurt from laughing.

kiarra burd

Wait so, no offence intended at all, but what were the stakes re: the tight fives? I feel like I might'e missed that...

Ferrin93

I believe it was for Scam to give them the anchor / they had to be consistently funny to keep existing in Goof Realm!

kiarra burd

Ooo okay thank you! I enjoyed the mechanic but at the end couldn't figure out what it resulted in when thinking back on it lol

Sam Crawford

Scam didn’t fake his death in the family guy death pose - literally unlistenable 0/10

Daniel

So if scary was rendered insane, how was she able to sign the marriage license

Panda_Dork

Anthony whispering “so I wanna be the means to his end” is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard this year. 😂

Marriha Hansen

The which Scary do I shoot line from Hermie though >.<

Justthingstbh

Space madness just made me think of portal 2

Guru

Defending Freddy in Episode 35 when the other daddies mentioned that Freddy's tight 5 was too cringey for listeners, it was in fact all 5 of you that were very hard to listen to, I think Matt was the best because part of his act was intentionally acting that way. Keep doing what you do Freddy, in my eyes you were like 3rd best

Cass

Anthony saying that the writers strike might be over by the time this episode comes out just gets better with time

Nick

i relate to hermie

Burnzie Burnz

Freddie has balls of steel 😂😂😂

Zapo Bapo

I know yall acting this unfunny is intentional but it makes me want to claw my cochleas out great job 10/10 wills in particular killed a part of my soul

Ari The Kitsune

You can Tell Tori was just happy to be there

Amy Klaver

This came out 1 year and 4 months ago but it was my first listen today and it was impeccable 😂 You all did an amazing job (Will should have got more kudos for his dual impersonation!) and Tori was the perfect random person to have on the show - so lovely and happy to get amongst the chaos! Love, love, love it ❤

Guldfiskn

This was a painful listen, I love it, 10/10

steak

Not the cochleas 😭

steak

Oh my god its so bad im going to vomit hello the awkwardness. The pure fucking. Awkwardness. Praying tori got paid a LOT AHHSHDJD

Alice Striker

Omg I love re-listening it this episode honestly one of my favorite in the entire podcast in my opinion I love all of them and Tori was amazing not to mention the wild plot at the end it’s honestly the best!!!!

Jesse Barbour

Podcast scholars in the future will use this episode on the masterclass that is Anthony Burch

SonOfABoofo

Best episode of season 2

Rhiannon Vincent

I was enjoying the episode so much and then every now and again I'd remember Tori was there and start DYING

Jared Bazor

“My Virgin Parents” is an anime title if I’ve ever heard one

Lem

It’s challenging to do “bad” creative works well. Kudos to everyone for finding their unique tracks. Freddie’s “Gun?? Damn!” joke was one of my favourites for the way it sneaks up. Beth channelling a problematic version of Mitch Hedberg was layers of genius.

Garbage Game Night

What I would give to have an ounce of his self confidence.

Garbage Game Night

I must of paused this episode 30+ times to find my peace.

Wesley Harney

Nope. I'm 12 minutes into this episode and I think I'll have to skip it haha This is far too much second hand embarrassment for me.

Athena Cloud

i think this is by far one of the best episodes of s2

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

Legendary episode. The ridiculousness of act 2 being in space is amazing and unexpected

david shaw

It's criminal anthony didn't win

Lyle Kiser

Fact loving Freddy not sharing that Nala and Simba are half siblings was a missed opportunity.

David McLaren

Matt absolutely hating to Garfield teen fact then being stuck having to use that as his stand up bit lmaoooo

Alexander Thorin

All time favorite episode! Beth's stand up is S-tier!!

Macey White

this is an excruciating listen and also simultaneously top 10 dndads episodes oh my god

Clover Jay

The way Will embodies Borat and Picke Rick gets me every time, and when Norm starts anxiously peeking through is the real gold for me

emmanem

i just recently started listening to this show. finished season 1 and am just continuing my catch up journey (the sons and sonsibility first episode drop in the free feed is what brought me to patreon) and i love that sometimes beth just goes mute for relatively long periods of time. truly sometimes i forget she’s there. like i’ll be 32 minutes into an episode and realize i haven’t heard her for a while and then be like “wait is she not in this episode?” and my brain has to kick back in and figure out what’s going on lmaoooo

Meryl Chills

I did it!!!! I listened to where I stopped before! Now I can catch up with my wife~

Holyboi

coming back to this after the standup listening to hermies standup

Emeryth

Will went so hard in this episode. I love him 😂🫡

Jonathon Ouellette

I had to skip wills set.... Too cringe for my 8th or 9th relisten lol

Octavia MacIsaac

Also back for my 6th? Relieten, I can never remember if Ihate or love tge goof realm episodes 🤣

Alicia

“Anyone else hard? Just me?”😭

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

FREDDIE Peter Gabriel has no songs in Wall-E, it’s composed by Thomas Newman and that sick space song is called Define Dancing.

Nathan

It's absolutely criminal that he lost 6 points just for talking too fast when his set was the best by far! 🤣

Ralph Hill

this is like my 8th we listen through And I think this episode remains my favorite episode of season 2. there's a lot of emotions that go into this and a lot of creativity as well. there is a lot of laughter and cringing we're subjected to. cuz in this episode you get to see each of the players as well as the DM out of their podcasting comfort zone performing for a singular judge, we get to see each of the players telling the story of the characters through the "masks" that are forced on them, we get this interesting dilemma which is Hermes existence (Hermie was able to just be Hermie in goose realm because his entire existence is A JOKE), and Scam completely derailing a normal transition into more story because it's boring cracks me up.

Morgan D

I get like second hand embarrassed... Freddie's set put me on edge so much 🤣

Tyler Gruel

Sorta spoilers If Nick Jr is an ordained universal church of life minister.. and it was mentioned way earlier while in Hell when asking about it Linc was baptized that it didn't count. Because baptism was performed by a universal church or life minister... Was the minister Nick?? 😱

Cassie Muldrow

This has become one of my most favorite episodes of the whole series! The layers within layers that the cast has to achieve is just magnificent! It's so wonderfully awkward with Tori in a way that just works. Anthony's stand up at the end is so well done!

Caleb Crawford

This is my favorite intro! I love the video version Beth did on IG, too good. 😆

Caleb Crawford

Beth was objectively the best imo. Her recurring Uncle Rico bit got funnier each time! 😆 Matt was the next best imo because he was so in character, totally method and brilliant. 😆 Amazing episode overall, one of the GOATS!

Morrighen

Imagine my horror, as im listening to this on a Playlist and i hear the cast say my name. I have never met another Tori before. I took 6d4 psychic damage irl

Mr.Sloth

Guys, it happened! I showed this to my fiancée as her first episode and she said she enjoyed it!!!

Eoin Warne

I physically don't think I can listen to this episode. The second hand cringe embarrassment HURTS. 10/10.