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[Teen Talk] S2 Ep. 39 - Hey, Dude! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-08 22:00:04
Edited:
2025-07-12 22:14:12
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2026-06
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The Dad Crew sits down to talk about the latest episode of season two including how the "love" scenario is more interesting than the "hate" scenario, the comment Freddie made on Teen Talk that influenced the Doodler turn, Beth's alternate title referencing the chicken nuggets, and the absolute bombshell that Shane Co. isn't local, despite they're very local-sounding commercials.

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Mackenzie Krupsky

you know it's gonna be good when the teen talk is longer than the actual episode lmao

Ashley Laduranteay

It should be "their" local sounding commercials. Not they're.

Maya S

Ooooh, early drop! Let's goooooo!

Isaac S

coming up with in game sports game scenes 😍 actually playing in game sports 😫

Jena Dittus

The larp conversation makes me so happy. I LARPed in an Isekai themed larp and one thats multi-dimensional shenanigans. Its great!

Kaylin Creason

I am part of the 15%. From MN, and my mind is blown that Shane co isn’t local

Matthew Bottorff

Rock League in Dungeon and Daddies! 😲😲

Nestor

"Every day is a larp if you have imposter syndrome." WILL DON'T DO THIS TO ME-

Brayden Lancaster

Does Freddie know that they fixed the Ranger in The Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything book they released??? One of the best books they’ve made ngl.

Emma Love

My cats name is Tupperware. She screams a lot and loves cuddles

Abigail

Just in case anyone needs to hear this: the danger of sticking stuff in your ears is that you can burst your ear drum, which you really do not want!

Spencer and Charlotte Ardizzone

One mile South of Bell Road. Open Weekdays till 8... Saturday and Sunday's till 5... Online, at ShaneCo dot com burned into my psyche growing up in AZ

Chris Wade

We ignoring the teen talk is longer than that actual episode?

Bence

Whenever Beth thinks about Cum McNuggets it's like that scene from Ratatouille where Remi eats the fruit and the cheese

Michael Purscell

I’ve been using a Japanese ear cleaning tool every day after a shower since dating a Japanese girl. My doctor said they’ve never seen cleaner ears. Just don’t stick it in your ear drum and you’re fine. I’m with you Freddie

Frank

Beth saying that she periodically takes an edible and just thinks about the ark of her d&d character is straight up the most relatable thing I've ever heard on this podcast

Heather Mutchler

Honestly just gonna have to renew my subscription for the tortie talk.

Aylis J Lind

There are so many different kinds of larps I can say as a one shot LARP producer of all sorts of kinds including being a billionaire.

J.S.

If you want to go on a weird ear cleaning trip, get a bebird ear wax cleaning camera.

FusRohNahSon

If the wart comes back during the strike is it now a scab?

JakeFrostick

Beth with some great soccer doc recommendations and analysis you love to see it folks

Hana Fujita

Holy shit, Freddie talking about the Asian earwax spoons is the most validating thing I’ve ever heard in my life I will die for that little earwax spoon

Sandrine Lasserre

I was a bit triggered by the cat talk at the end of the episode. I agree that loving your cat should be the first criteria of owning a pet. However, you should be aware of the food you're giving them. A lot of low quality food does not have enough proteins or meat inside to properly sustain your cat. In fact a lot of store brand have a big proportion of grain inside that the cat can't properly process. It poses a risk for their health (obesity and diabètes), and that has nothing to do with food trends in humans.

Mel Mel

Wills thing about the weirdest of existence makes me think of the first song in Matilda the musical. "The chances of existence almost infinitely small. The most common thing in life is lifeeeeee. And yet every single life. Every new life is a miracleeee."

Nerdsome Noel

I can’t stick with gyms because they’re boring. I would 1000% do heist fitness. Freddie, not that you need told, you’re a genius.

Hanginschlonginjorts

The space restaurant Freddie is talking about is in Epcott. It's apparently super dope.

jen Rogue

Omg the crew should play nemesis lockdown board game.

Katilynn Morgan

Every time they bring up Mountains of Dadness, it makes me wanna go back and re-listen to it.

Katherine

Best feeling: being a 5yo Asian kid and your mom scoops your ears with the little ear scoopy. Also love the cat talk!

seththepotate

Not certain if this is the correct place to ask questions for future TT's, but I have a small production question: I've been breaking into making videos and editing recently and was curious where you get all your sound effects. I can't seem to ever find any good ones and was curious if there's an audio library that gets used or something similar?

DungeonBrat

“Every day is a LARP if you have impostor syndrome” fucking RUINED me

DungeonBrat

Also are you fucking kidding me??? Shane Co isn't a NASHVILLE BASED STORE!?!

DungeonBrat

There's a channel for questions in the discord!

bbsincere

just wanted to say, thanks freddie! another smash banger of an idea, love it!

Emma Tim

PSA: the quote from the movie at the beginning of the movie thing happened in Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Stephanie Neher

Unlocked a childhood memory here with the Asian earwax scoop. Literally have not used one since I moved out of my parents house for college. I'm gonna go buy my own now!

SJ Faubert

Tupperware! That is a wonderful cat name :3 I am delighted

TDub Miner

Not me wanting to hear them talk about gear 5 Luffy next teen talk👀

Kimberly

As the child of an Asian mother, living in Europe, I THOUGHT THE EAR SCOOP THING WAS NORMAL AND EVERYONE HAD THEM! YOU MEAN THIS IS AN ASIAN THING? shit.

Devin Allen

Will clearing out every orifice of his body at once probably looked like when you squeeze one of those stress relief toys

Angela Shrader

As a cat mom of 2, I definitely need tortie talk

Alex

Willy's Dr. Claw moment is horrifying for anyone who is trying to escape from a narcissistic parent. No escape is like the narcissist's favorite weapon.

jeb

The scout camp i went to rented out the grounds for a zombie LARP group. There are a lot of apocalypse ones. .. anyone going to Bicolline next week?

Bradley Daniel

Sure someone has mentioned it but the wire would quote a line a character says later in the show

Squirt Whetstone

If you guys like the Rotation idea you should look up a game called 10 candles!

Happy_Jack

Freddie, watch the anime Gate. It’s like the one shot you were all discussing.

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

My family has always owned 3-5 cats in a Double wide mobile home(for most of my childhood) and we only needed one cat box, our cats were indoor/outdoor. Minus one who only started going out after her turned 4-5ish. House never smelled. Cats were happy. And one feeding location which moved over time with a large bowl of water changed twice a day and a double sided food bowl.

elvy c:

The way will laughs is so amazing I love it it makes me laugh

Catherine Bittar

I'm new to the patreon.. where can we find mountains of dadness???

Katilynn Morgan

When you're on the DNDaddies page, if you click on that first pinned message it'll take you to all the Patreon exclusive content. just scroll down a little and you'll find it in the 'Patron Exclusives / Stretch Goals' section. HIGHLY recommend 'Mountains of Dadness' and the 'Sons and Sonsablitly' mini series. Plus all your ad-free episodes will be in there as well.

Owen Bardsley

I can't believe they didn't talk about the end of the ep. Is Ron alive? What's going on with that???? What a cliff hanger, can't wait for the next one.

jacey

when Freddie said “In a TONE” i choked on my water

Corkboard Podcast Network

You guys should absolutely do a LARP and hire a doc crew to follow you guys around. That would be quality content, I’d watch the shit out of that.

seththepotate

Thank you! No idea how I missed that

Natural Dragon

I thought the Diamond company was local to my state haha. Thank you for educating me Dan Fucks well he FUCKS!! So excited to see Freddie on D20. I want all the daddies to do campaigns on there.

B. J. Boyd

Civil War reenactment is LARPing

Max Wilson

I’ve been using Q tips my whole life, never had a problem. Obviously don’t go TOO deep. If it hurts, pull it out. I use 2-4 of them till it’s not yellow anymore. I’ve never had any compacting issues and my hearing is really good. It’s all in the technique.

Jesjes

I'm so with Freddie on the ear wax scoop (an ear pick) omg it is the best feeling when you scratch the insides of your ears

Staxy

Spoilers, ugh

Hunter

Will should play Disco Elysium if he wants a game that has what he’s looking for 😅

Sophia

The question about favorite things about humanity made me thing of two things: 1) like y’all said the fact that art exists and our desire to create, but also that science and just the endless curiosity about the world around us. Like when a little kid asks why is the sky blue, or when I took calculus for the first time and the past 10 years of math all finally felt like I could use it to understand the world around me. 2) Also the fact that bread exists, like first of all we had to domesticate wheat and figure out the best way to consume it which like why the fuck did we do that?? You can’t eat raw wheat!! Why did we want to eat it?? Also you need to use yeast and like how did that happen?? Like someone somewhere mixed up a bunch of flour and water, came back and found that it was bigger, but was like “fuck it I’ll cook it anyways why not.” How did they recreate it? How did bread making become an art??

Virgil_dendrict

Freddie's right. Ear cleaning is important, professional, and good feeling. My parents used to do it, its a skinship thing for a lot of asians. That way you can also learn to do it safely. EDIT: also for cats and water, sometimes a little fountain is more attractive for them cause its running.

Helela

About the LARP - we do have cyberpunk LARP and Asterix and Obelix LARP… it’s not just medieval stuff anymore 😎

Emily

Laugh Cry Nut: the thrilling sequel to Eat Pray Love

Phil H

Listening my way through to catch up after subbing for the first time. I want to say how appreciative I am of the direction Beth took Scary. Despite her being a divisive character, I think there is something really powerful in seeing the deep complexity of Scary in her wild and dark nature. She mirrors a lot of us as teens who struggled with feelings and emotions, pushing a lot of people a way as a means of protecting themselves (sometimes doing it in ways that were absolutely toxic).

Christian Jose-Morrison

this is for Freddy. if you need to add more water to your cats diet, with my 4 cats, I add a little bit of warm water to their food and then feed them a majority wet food diet.

Cameron Humphreys

Will’s Heisenberg joke didn’t land here but lives completely rent free in my head

LEO081492

To Will's idea, they would be called the Navy Eagles!

Cody

I know I'm very late to this but I worked at a Renaissance faire for 12 years, guest performed at 2 others (including Renaissance pleasure faire) and I can confirm that the larp circle is a very small circle inside the Ren faire circle because most of us are not LARPers 🤣🤣🤣

Jesse Barbour

Ok hear me out: A first person shooter game where you play an immortal who can't take damage, but every time you damage someone else it wears down your emotional HP, and you have to duck around a corner to cry (hp regen) after mowing down a hallway of soldiers

Hazel the Dog

Freddie PLEASE make heist fitness a real thing. I’d sell my soul for it!

Nikki Crowder

As soon as they said they didn't know shayne co is out in AZ and I'm over here going ITS ON SCOTTSDALE RD AND TACOMA ONE MILE SOUTH OF BELL ROAD

Shel B Kennas fav SG is welly’s number one felly

I’m with Beth about a non high fantasy/renaissance LARP. Like imagine a blade runner or total recall esque experience in an old warehouse outside of LA or in the sodo region in Seattle OR a grey gardens/great gatsby stupid debilitating wealth OR American girl doll boarding school

Shel B Kennas fav SG is welly’s number one felly

Side note I know I’m so late to this but I REALLY love what scary has done this season, and is the most grounded and realized PC especially within the setting. It also makes her actions and choices more poignant and earned, instead of starting as a perfect lil golden kid. She’s a vulnerable, emotionally fragile child who needed something she wasn’t getting & much like other predators, Willie sniffed out someone who wouldn’t be looked at as sympathetic which means his scheme is less likely to be interrupted. Scary being off putting at times, selfish, attention seeking like any child/teen can be shines a light on how unless someone is a moralistically “perfect victim” people don’t extend empathy or compassion bc it isn’t black and white—which is why many people are abused or manipulated, groomed in open secret environment; people don’t feel they’re victim enough to intervene and it allows them to allay themselves of guilt while standing on the side lines watching

LilacIris

Still waiting for Heist fitness to become a real thing

Mary Price

To the quote in the movie that’s in the opening credits, Sharkboy and Lavagirl does this

Matty Major

Anytime they mention Overwatch my fingers twitch yearning to rain justice from above.

Daniel Roberts

Was this the world cup in Australia? What time did you guys have to wake up to watch that?

Clover Jay

Will's take on humanity gives huge Hank Green vibes

Marissa Y.

"Anthony saying that comedy doesn't have an evolutionary purpose shows you that he didn't grow up as a fat kid in school" MATT!! Also, "Laugh, Cry, Nut" was the working title of Eat, Pray, Love. Thank you for your time.

Skye the Bi

Me starting estrogen: holy shit crying is awesome

Nerdsome Noel

Re-listening to this years later and I’m still waiting for heist fitness.

Luca

I heard will mention “Ctrl alt delete” and it made me remember, if you’re just trying to get to your task manager, hit ctrl shift esc

Dominik Marques-Santo

Listening back to this in 2026, when the word “larp” means something very different is really funny🤣