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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 43 - Attack on Titanic (Patreon)

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2023-09-26 16:00:06
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2026-06
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This episode happens in the year 1912!

This episode contains Violence, Sexual Content, and Profanity.

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Mr. Dukc

This episode… geez… 🤯

Zubin Jeandell

this is the only thing that will bring me happiness this week.

james L

perfect timing.

vindrew

the fucking intro

James B

Episode title on point

Austin Baker

WOO! I have NO idea what this episode is gonna be. Most out of pocket thing Anthony has ever done.

Jon

GREATEST OPENING EVER, BRAVO! 👏

Anthony Meglemre

I love this podcast. I'm so glad y'all did this. I wish y'all would come to the east Coast for a tour

Red Hood Todd

Time to find out that Lincoln is really a kid that Grant saved from the Titanic. I called it first in Discord and have the screenshots to prove it! 😆

Austin Baker

Holy shit I've just been replaying Metal Gear 5 and this intro is so freaking good it might be my new favorite

Riku 🧷🎱

Not Chinese, but Masabumi Hosono, a Japanese civil servant, was on the Titanic. Not only did he survive, but his grandson is none other than Harumi Hosono!!

FusRohNahSon

Idk why Will chose that rad fact to just REALLY commit to but it had a funny run

Kristina Lee

All the Titanic trivia from Beth made me so happy

An Lam

Best episode ending this season yet 🤧!

Summer

I actually cannot get over the fact that this means link was born like hundreds and hundreds of years, he literally said he was older than everyone else in the beginning but that's way more than he thought this is cray

Kellie Zufelt

beth i love you esther thank you for leaving that in everyone else fuck you skill issue

Bad fiction

Genuinely love Anthony’s ability to blend small reveals, absurdity, and sincerity. Great episode!

AlienSpaceCrafts

Now I want a patreon where everyone watches twilight 👀🍎

Pablo Acosta

I was definitely not expecting a TITSOAK reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Taco Dragons

That intro was made for a very very small subset of people. Of which I am one.

LN

“This is the skin of a killer Bella” 💀💀

Alyssa

From now on whenever I go out to eat with someone I’m going to yell “WE’RE FRIENDS AND ONE OF US IS ASIAN” (“Guess which one!”)

DungeonBrat

BETH IS A RATTIE CONFIRMED!!! BETH, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, LOCA!?

forestofthorns

So, I work at a Titanic museum, so this should be a fun time.

Critter

Y'all make it hard to keep a straight face at work. 😂 Bless

The Daddening

Every night when my family and I eat a modest dinner in dim light, we join hands and in unison say "Freddie grant us white people forgiveness, amen". Matthew: 11:54

Lizzy French

This is the skin of a killer Bella ✨️🐀

hi hungry, I'm Beck

Y'all whoknew Link was a kid from The Missing by Margaret Peterson Haddix all this time!

Alyssa

also please do an AU one-shot where Link is a teen in the 1920s being raised by Billy Zane

Evolved Unicorn

Excellent Twilight line, Beth!! Guys…. Do better!😏🧛🏻

Katherine

With all the love in my heart, that intro was vile

Ellamae

“You’re the only one working here? Yeah… Alright!!” Made me snort incredibly loud at work

Nestor

"I'm an Asian baby?!?!" is so fucking funny, are you kidding me?

Mac_Enby

Greatest opening ever!!!

Sean McNichol

So Beth May's Haunted Maynsion one shot when

Tony Swagman

This gotta be a Freddie title

Owen

“The bulkheads only go up to D-deck” killed me

Lilyannifer

I have so many bummer Titanic facts because I costumed the musical during a very difficult year and got waaay deep in the research. I am choosing not to share them, and just float along.

Lilyannifer

Shoutout to Anthony for correct pronunciation of "valet"

Lilyannifer

I totally feel Beth on the Jack/Billy Zayne thing. Except for me, it was realizing being a girl means thinking Romeo in the Franco Zefirelli Romeo & Juliet is hot. Being a woman is knowing Tybalt is. Michael York in his prime, baby.

Randolph Scotters

That "It's gonna be ok." hit just the right nerve. Thanks, Will.

Heather Pearson

The Twilight line made my day, I fucking lost it that no one else got it 😂

Kerro

beth thank you for the twilight reference the guys deserved that

Kerro

also idk why but i love that you guys are drinking liquid death while filming this episode

Ralph

Honestly, I agreed with Beth’s last Teen Talk take, the pee jokes and talk were too much. Really wish this introduction had been something different. Hopefully we have exited the urine era 😅

Geekwiththebox

I'm running late for work, but I quickly need to let Beth know that YES, I GOT THAT TWILIGHT REFERENCE and I loved it!

hal

devastating to learn that 60% of this podcast can't recognize a twilight reference

Tyler Hinckley

Wait, if Marco believes them about being on the Titanic and has met/knows about Scam Likely, does that mean that he knows about D.A.D.D.I.E.S. along with all of the other secrets that have been going on? Does this mean that he knows Grant has been lying to him? WHAT DOES MARCO ACTUALLY KNOW?!

Mel Mel

I was amazed we didn't get a my heart will go on parody lol. Maybe next episode!

Henry G

What a perfect cold opening

Thomas Garcia

What luck God did Freddy piss off to get him these cursed dice?

Colin M.

So Link is older than his dads, and of age to vote and drink? Hell yeah

meowpilled

dood was forgotten😭

Antlax

MY LEG!!!

KellBell

Scams line about “you thought you were gonna die and your first instinct was to deep-dick your boyfriend” KILLED me oh my god

I hate Italians

Since he was transported back to their present and he didn’t age, that means he’s just part of that timeline now

Vylad Sain

I am the biggest Lincoln and Grant lover (day 1 Wilson lover) and this episode made me so happy. had me kicking my feet and giggling. I absolutely adored all of it, especially the twilight reference!!!

Vylad Sain

OH MY GOD I WAS THINKING THAT

Maladapted

I think Freddie would love playing a monk. It strikes a good middle balance of the stealth and DeX usefulness of a rogue, and the utility/flavor of the ranger. Lots of eclectic abilities that would be a headache for Anthony, and provide a lot of texture to Taylor in and out of combat that can lean more into the anime and mall ninja aesthetic. It's orientalist history is definitely something to be critical of though. The new changes to monk in One d&d have made big strides to fix that, if that helps.

Oni ZeroOne

Good lord they nailed that intro

Shiny Primeape

I almost burnt myself cooking from laughing too much at the dog scene! One of my fav episodes of the seasons!

I hate Italians

What if they do a one shot where it’s just Freddie trying to get people to do what he wants by announcing his status as the son of the ambassador to china 🤣

hi hungry, I'm Beck

Trans Link confirmed, I guess??? Bc the kid in the original that Billy Zane has is AFAB.

The Overthinker

This is one of the best episodes we've had. Truly wonderful!

Maddie F

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA. feeling very seen as a teenage girl in her late 20s (ie Twilight fan)

Lazaretto

Holy shit, I think thus is my FAVOURITE episode of the show, everyone-especially Matt- was on FIRE this episode omg!!!!!

Ellamae

I’m an Asian baby??

Littledising

God this episode was AMAZING!!! also a fun fact for Anthony! People are actually not usually allowed to puke over the railings of ships and boats, but there are rather designated areas to puke into tubes??? It's kinda weird, but the reason is that winds at sea are usually so strong that they pick up the puke and it can be flung back on deck

MissXis

You guys are in hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. Also loved the MGS intro. Get well soon Anthony!

streetdreams

Gay Titanic car sex is everything I never realized I needed.

Kenly Corya

More twilight references plss lmao

Lienisaur

Am I missing smt? Did smt happen with teen talk of this week?

Natasha

🐀🐀🐀✨✨✨✨👀👀

Bill Fox Fritzloser

Fuck, that intro! I had some serious Shadow Moses flash backs listening to that.

SenorBumFace

I cackled out loud whilst walking home from work. The bit with the dogs really got me hahaha

Nobi Wolff

Finally reached this episode again after my relisten and I'll always love the miscellAsianous aspect of Taylor

Lazy0tter

Everyone was on fire this episode but Matt smashed it out the park and the son of the Chinese ambassador gambit killed me every time! 10/10 episode, would listen again

Devon Willingham

As someone who plays a cleric a lot, as soon as Will asked for a minute to find a spell I immediately thought of water walk lol

Tinyhumanbrain76

That dog bit really got me. Matt really got me laughing so hard. I really thought yall where gonna end the episode at “its gonna be alright”

Danny Trejo

Is it just me or has Matt been in a flow state these last few episodes. He can’t miss lately

Anna Hookway

Came here to say this as well!

Elvira

The attack on titan reference in the title makes me so happy

Daniel Castiel

I can't believe Freddy missed his opportunity to roll "barkana" when releasing the dogs

MagicUnicorn93

Yes! I knew we’d be in here! 🐀✨

MagicUnicorn93

I hope she does more references! 🐀✨

Panda_Dork

Actually “-ic” as a suffix is derived from Greek rather than Latin! ❤️

Betty

Love the Twilight reference 😂🐀

IrishFangirl

The skin of a killer - I died here 🤣

Joshua Storey

"We're Friends and one of us is Asian" needs to be the name of Matt and Freddie's next comedy special

Sally

Thank you Beth. 🐀🐀🐀

Imran

Whatttt is the folky tune!!!

Ross Feehan

Anthony saying, “I knew you Chinese could go through walls…” is one of the best lines in the show

kasmala

wow lol can't believe the teens got Magic Tree House'd

Marissa Y.

The meta of Grant and Marco "looking for their dog" when Grant had lost a dog named Lincoln ☠️

Matthew Rodgers

Love the twilight reference when the boys didn't know & now cut to 2025 when they've done overviews of almost each movie 😄

Mitochondria

I never go back to relisten to individual episodes. This is the exception.

Harry Bozas

Relistening to this, I cannot get over how perfect the Meta Gear Solid parody is at the beginning. Unreal!

Noor

Absolutely diabolical opening, maybe my favorite of the season

Hannah!

end of this always makes me emo