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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 49 - Halo Reach (Patreon)

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2024-01-16 17:00:10
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The teens attempt to ascend into Heaven.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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Matthew Wegley

So excited! Been on a daddy drought!

animesb_

Let’s goooo long episode!!!!

Stikas

Let’s goooooooooo

Me Like Dirt

perfect timing in this ice storm, exactly what the doctor called for

Imogen Looker

Is there a live today, do we know time?

Burnzie Burnz

FINALLY it’s been too long of a wait 😭

Ben kleinjans

Im legitimately stressin about the outcome of this episode.

LiliLemon

Can't believe they're doing Shake it Off and Taylor isn't the one singing it. Dad's Bop is gonna BANG this time

chris Mcgrew

My sweet baby boys and scary!!!!

Collin Hoepf

I love how many BANGER song intros have been made this season, Dads Bop 2 is going to be sick!

Riomeow

might be my new fav intro song 😭

Cali veil

I fucking flashsteped towards the update

Ben Robinson

woooooo new episode, I relistened to the whole of season 2 while waiting

Nigel Herbert

Wait, if Taylor was disqualified there'd only be one other kid but he came third? They did not go deep enough into that fact

Collin Hoepf

I’d be willing to bet a Taylor’s version could be in the works

Embroidery Bonanza

My heart is broken by the happiest Taylor Swift song, what a Will Campos move omg

lazo

THE OPENING 😭😭😭😭 normal oak my heart goes out to you someone get this boy some help

DungeonBrat

OH MY GOD I FORGOT IT'S AN EPISODE DAY I JUST PEED MY PANTS (in honor of the peedcast, obvi)

Eric Willey

So weather day off from work, frozen tundra perfect reason to stay in, long episode, and a Dirty Laundry (Dropout TV) with Beth May, Anthony Burch, Will Campos and Alice Stanley? It's a sub-zero hellscape miracle!

Leo Hall

🥲🥲🥲

Rogzilla

Ok, so I know it’s probably way too late to point this out but the “Biblically Accurate Angel” thing isn’t true. Angels in the Bible just look like people. What people are referring to are the Ophanim. While they were post-Biblically categorized as a choir of Angels, they are never referred to as such in the Bible itself. In fact, in the apocryphal Book of Enoch, they are called out as just Celestial Beings distinct from Angels, along with the Seraphim and Cherubim.

Creekie05

I think that depends on which book your in but it is a thing

BigDaddySloth420

The "O-A-K" call back is great af , especially since I've been re listening to season 1 and just listened to those episodes.

BrightmoreBouncerCast

RIP in chat for Beth's natural 1 finish and everyone elses 7/8s XD

Rob Gibbons

How are there no trees in heaven when all dogs go to heaven? And this man thinks he has the chops to write a porno…

Rob DeMaere

To be fair, Hitler's appearance as Times person of the year was mainly used to highlight how much of a piece of shit he was, rather than praise him.

William Livingston

If there was only one other kid in the cup stacking competition then how did Taylor place third?

liam morin

another crazy good into

Wafflepriest

Intro fucking slaps, loved Shake It Off (Normal's Version)

DungeonBrat

Holy fucking shit, the energy this episode is REALLY giving "I just fucked so long I levelled up" LMAO

Mika LD

Intro is. Such. A goddamn. Bop. Incredible.

Joe UA

Truly asking the most important question here!

Golda Lloyd

Did Taylor really come in 3rd in competitive cup stacking when there was only 1 other kid??

katie

Love the nighttime energy this was giving

Wade Wilson

Yo Taylor what you number hit me up

Wade Wilson

Will pay 2 dollars and 46 cents cash app rn for a Taylor album

Wade Wilson

Wait I totally remember Anthony wrote a gay corn before

Ranger Bradley

Omg this was fucking hilarious! I was laughing so hard the whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So excited about that film they made too!!

Ranger Bradley

Not me rushing to Dropout to watch that episode right now!! THANK YOU

Ranger Bradley

How is no one getting that there were 4 total kids in the cup stacking competition, so the one other kid Freddy is talking about is the looser of the competition. If Taylor wasn't there then there would've been no loosers, that's what he's staying

Kuko Creations

Taylor Swift is the Full Medal Cupstacker

Ranger Bradley

I have relistened to the intro song so many times now, incredible work team!!!

Ranger Bradley

That primal scream from Normal in the background of it was the most perfect touch to 100% make the song honestly

Bret Schulte

I literally choked up at work when I realized who the familiar could be. This is going to be amazing.

Springle Me To Springletown

Wait wait wait one goddamn second. How did Taylor swift get 3rd in a competition with only two people in it?

Everest

Oh my god yes!!!! I was like why is this working so well right here, they changed something and it’s… oh hell yeah Will!

Everest

Also can we talk about how it’s like song length? Fuck yes!

Everest

It’s insanely good

Everest

I am split on who it is!

Bret Schulte

The next episode needs to get here fast so we'll know!

Cumbia Zookeeper

That intro... I've never felt a stronger urge to hug an imaginary person

Dylan Yuste

Hear me out, when your porn film gets released we gotta get that link. 😂 So we can watch porn for the plot for once.

Damana

Same!

Matt

Hi I’m Will Campos and I play Normal Oak, a depressing Debbie downer dude who didn’t do the right thing about the doodler

Trystn Brown

Imagine this for the S2 ending: The teens stop code purple from ever happening with a combination of devices (or help from god) by resetting the universe to before code purple. The teens fall through a multidimensional portal, feeling time move backwards and fundamentally change, until they land in the Forgotten Realms, appearing as it did during S1. The teens are unsure if the resetin the future, so they search for clues. They stumble into a nearby Bullywugs, where an 8 year old mistakes them for fellow foster children, before introducing himself as Paeden Bennet. Recognizing Paeden from the stories about their grandfathers, the teens ask him if 4 dads have come by yet looking for their sons. Paeden says yes, and that he really wanted to go with them, but they seemed very distracted and just blew him off, leaving without him. The kids are confused, Paeden tells them it was probably a good thing, because the dad's are now the Forgotten Realms most wanted criminals for a horrible crime they've committed, and there's a very large bounty on them. He points to a WANTED sign, which depicts four dads who are unrecognizable to the teens. They stare in confusion, before realizing the universe reset stopped code purple from happening by swapping the initial dads for four completely new ones. Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies season 3: a podcast about four new dads flung into the Forgotten Realms in a quest to save their lost sons, and the five kids trying to track them down.

Trystn Brown

Freddy, Matt, Will, and Beth would all get to play a set of new dads, with new previously unexplored archetypes, bringing us back to the themes and structure of S1 with a fresh twist; and we'd get scenes of the S2 teens interacting with Paeden as part of that group, which would be so cool to see. Anthony I'm sure you have something amazing planned but I can't stop thinking about this set up, for your consideration lol

Miss Trixxy

Where's Nick? Did I miss him being dragged into heaven?

Rich Kushner

He was turned into a giant monster. Lol he should return.

Eric Willey

Welcome! Just in case: Anthony and Beth have both also been on (separate) episodes of Uhm Actually. And Freddie was fantastic in the Mentopolis season of Dimension20. Don't know where else they might have appeared in Dropout or other media, I wish they'd mention where else they're appearing at the end of the podcast or something.

Capybara14

"I rolled 44 damage" "Okay what does that do to you" "It damaged me 44"

Megan Shively

that intro had me looking a fool on public transit

Huntsman

People are talking about the intro but Beth did kill that outro song

Candace

he’s just that good obviously 😎

Bret Schulte

Oh, maybe. But I think it will be Rogue the dog.

Patrick Hernandez

I'm 32 min in and nothing has happened yet its freaking hilarious

The Brothers LEE

Daddy anthony. Say no more. PLEASE!!! That shit makes it so funny

Kaylin Creason

This intro! I just listened to the Teen Talk where Will talked about Normal/Shake It Off! Great job brining it full circle, teens!

Kaylin Creason

Just passed the cast intros—might be my fave ep of the season already 🤣

Kaylin Creason

Beth! Maxton!! Fuuuuuuuuck Sophomore Slump is Fresh, Man! ;)

WADDLE

The intro alone had me dying!! Set the mood before work 🤙🏽

DanDeLion

Oh I thought he was saying that there was only 2 peeps. But because he cheated he got 3rd instead of 2nd

Ranger Bradley

While that would be hilarious, I don't think that's what he meant lol

ShannyKrik

He didn’t have his own soul right? It was granpa wilson. Just made of mud?

ShannyKrik

I beat the entire 3rd grade at my school in cup stacking 😂😎 Better believe I had the mini glow in the darks too

Alex Hrebin

🎵how tall is hea-ven??🎵

Sop

FUCK this was GOOD

Megan Shively

ANTHONY WTF wild shape is a BONUS ACTION! henry coulda turned into a bird smh

Shane Compton

I love dungeons and daddies at night

brendan!

incredible 👏 episode 👏

unlucky dicelings

Freddie and Jimmy were also on the Um Actually episode Beth was on! It's an amazing episode

Erica Keough

Am I gonna be singing the intro song to myself for the next three weeks? Yes, yes I am.

Lizzie Blue

Guys I’m finally listening to taz and just hit an ad for story break🥹

grac

the next cover song NEEDS to be strong as an oak by watsky

Risotto

From will killing it in the intro to the chaotic introductions and episode shenanigans, what a blast once again ahahah!

Hey Harold!

This is by far one of the best episodes, and funniest episodes I have listened too! Just fucking amazing! and.. on a side note, if you could release the Take an "L" intro as a ringtone, or sound clip I would love that! My son has a burning distain for Taylor Swift, the blonde one not the weeb, and I regularly enjoy embarrassing him when he is on the phone with his GF by blasting shake it off in the back ground; Take an L would be a hilarious mix-up to our routine.

LN

Imma take an L too! L of course being for Larry the best character ever

eatmygerms

HOLY MOLY WILL INTRO LETS GOOOOO BANGER EPISODE INCOMING

Rachel

We all listened to the final outro song right.

J.upit.er

Holy fuck, this episode is wild hahah

Edgar Allan Hoes

Love listening to Dead And Gone despite having played the album on repeat- why are they so talented tho. 😭😭😭

Nyki Pastuszka

Wait.. does "take an L" mean something other than taking a loss?

Nyki Pastuszka

I have been snowed in for over a week and finally got to listen tonight. My neighbors might think I'm effing crazy from all the laughing...

Nyki Pastuszka

I think I may have commented on someone else's post... but... let's not forget homage to SR-71 who definitely inspired Bowling For Soup

Nyki Pastuszka

Hey Harold, I apologize for spamming your comment. I've been stuck in a state of emergency for just over a week now so I've had to use my mobile for everything and I really needed my daddies fix. It was definitely one of the best eps I've heard in a while. I hope you don't feel too ill about my boggin' *cheers*

Nyki Pastuszka

Also.. I've been a dedicated listener for years.. y'all help me get through some significant reality time to prepare for my job when I have to drive 60 min+ to get to my client. We've been snowed in for an entire week cause the south just isnt prepared so internet and power have been questionable.. and tonight I said "fuck it, I need this.. for me" and it was the best decision I've made all week to use the data to listen. Thank you for being you and keep having fun, this wouldn't be great if y'all weren't enjoying yourselves too

Hey Harold!

Hey Nyki no problem here! I can imagine being snowed in is rough. As far as I know take an L just means take a loss, I just think it would be funny to see my sons expression expecting to hear Taylor Swift and instead it’s Will, it would just throw him for a loop which would be kind of fun lol. This ep was definitely one of the funnier ones in S2, I made the mistake of listening to it at work and just kind of set at my desk trying to stifle laughter while my coworkers glanced at me like I was losing my mind lol.

Joshua Morales

This was probably the only taylor swift song I liked... now I only hear normal voice. Wtf

Ashley

The fact that Freddy who plays a character canonically named Taylor Swift didn’t sing this intro 😭 I know y’all did it on purpose but still

RedDragon27

This episode was great, a classic D&Daddies experience! We need more late night records, the energy was awesome, hilarious, and the scheming and chemistry was on point, well done!

Grace Hansen

HOLY SHIT THE INTRO IS SO GOOD

Nestor

we should do a live listen of anthony's porno

Victor Ste-Marie

Thank youuu for the lenghty, girthy episodeee

Angela Shrader

Larry the science kid and shade witch need their own one shot. I need this.

Ethan Trehus

Having had a traumatic brain injury as a kid, "bonked up concussy time" maybe one of the funniest lines of this show, absolute fucking gold

Caz Flip Smith

only if you are circle of the moon and I'm pretty sure that Henry is circle of dreams (cause he used balm of the summer court before)

Lea

Best part is finally learning where Riz comes from. Thank you Anthony

EB

I swear that’s me in every uni class

Anna Lingus

Did the math for the reverse gravity (lots of rounding and disregarding air resistance so bear with me): Henry and friends wouldn’t travel to 50 feet higher than the cylinder. They would shoot another 100 feet in the air before tumbling back down. Again disregarding air resistance, Henry would fall 200 feet and crash into the ground at ~34.57 m/s (about 77mph). The average American man weighs about 80kg. Subbing this for Hen’s weight: Henry would impact the ground with about 47.8 kiloJoules of energy. Imagine getting hit by a frozen turkey weighing 21lbs moving at 223 miles per hour. That’s roughly how hard Henry hit the ground.

Ashtyn Foster

Oh my god, the arc of Anthony getting to write porn is insane, especially because I binged this season in like, the last few months. So this is a huge pay off for me. I can’t wait.

Edward Southmayd

I have not seen nearly enough love for that absolute banger of a mid-aughts emo anthem that Beth May delivered at the end. That was goddamn gold. What a 24 karat cherry on an obnoxiously perfect sundae.

Seth Scott

God's away on business

Cristian

“You’ve taken enough L’s today”

Cristian

Catching up on the episodes and this one had me howling

Iina :3

Sitting on the bus right now and trying VERY HARD not to cackle like a crazy hyena

Just Drago Games YT

So Anthony when is that porn being released? Asking for a friend 🤣

glen

it was released last week, i think. on say uncle

Doctor Disco

Weird Al would be so proud of “Take An L,” probably my favorite cold open yet!

Mary Price

Why did this intro bring tears to my eyes??

EllieKatherine

Will is always doing the most in the best way 🥹

ScoopyOopyPoopy

GoSh that outro song at the very end holy crap

-Artist's-Void-

At 1:09:29, he kinda sounded like Doofenshmirtz, lmao

Nolan

You guys are no longer allowed to record during the daytime.

Emma Hartman

Who lives who dies who spells your flowers I’m ded!!

Calvin Van Burg

Will was on fire with the quick jokes this episode

thejaynester

Hi this is the best intro ever and i fucking hate Taylor swift but Jesus h it’s fucking genius I love you guys ughhhh

Aly Norton

That song on the end is amazing