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The teens split and each enact their plans, inching them closer to a showdown with Willie.

This episode contains Violence, Sexual Content, and Profanity.

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DungeonBrat

"Wipes down their what?" "Huh?" took me the fuck out

Venganza

Aww I wanted to be first 🤣🤣

Venganza

Hi, Teens/Dads!!! My name is Attison and I've listened your podcast for about a year now. I'm going to be leaving for the military in a little under a month to be a nuclear engineer (like working on nuclear reactors on ships for clean energy) and I was really hoping I could get a shout-out from you guys before I leave. It would truly be a dream come true!!! I'm so glad I'll still have time to listen to the season finale before I leave and I can't wait to see what happens next!! You guys (and girl) are so awesome. Keep at it!!! :))

Daniel Smith

Wasn't prepared for that lol

Tony Swagman

Jet Li’s The One was mentioned!!

Venganza

I love how their reaction about how this might be their last episode even though Anthony literally said it directly in Teen Talk two episodes ago 🤣🤣

Venganza

😎🤜🤛😎

Ben kleinjans

I don’t know if I should be listening to this at work yet but tallyho!! Also this just occurred to me. Isn’t it that the teens are fixing all the mistakes that their dads made? Cause the OG dads TECHNICALLY didn’t do anything wrong except not kill Willie. And like Lark and or Sparrow stabbed Henry to unleash the doodler.

Creekie05

How do you not find a box to shuffle past the angels

DungeonBrat

I'm seeing Jack Sparrow and Will Turner in a boat but instead of underwater it's Linc and Normal in the clouds

Darrian Lewry

Lmao my cats nickname is "The Piss Man"

Phorsi

I low key miss listening to the ad segments when the crew did them. Con of Patreon

Tamara Juinen

Yay! This was a notification I could use today ✨

Larry Sims

As the character Larry I am ready.

ADoubleEgg

Oh my God the ending 🤣

Zloehrl55

Well usually they record episodes in advance, while they record the Teen Talk right after the episode comes out. At least I believe that's how they do it.

Embroidery Bonanza

The image of Sisyphus rolling a giant meatball is quite possibly the greatest thing ever

Venganza

Yeah but it was the episode 4 weeks ago.I think It was just funny because Anthony directly stated that they had like 3 episodes left. Although that point was kinda glanced over in the teen talk 😂

Erick

2 weeks for this......

Venganza

They're just walking inside a little cloud like how cartoons walk around inside bushes 😂😂

Phillip

Why didn't scary sit on the vacant throne!?!?! She is the new God and bang we win!!

Erick

They batch recorded the episodes, and recorded the Teen talks after that

Seaweed_B

You asked and answered your own question

Caleb S Groth

Why no Heaven Heist reference? :(

Amy B.

Mine's is Piss Baby Shitbeans ☠️😂

Tamara Juinen

Like, this is such a flex I love it.

Tonberrimo

Not sure if there's something there, but "Piss-king" reminded me of (Snake) "Plisskin".

cozyoak_

omg the ending has me cackling 🤣

SchmidtPitnacht

I was laughing so hysterically at the end.

Little Lozano

Can’t wait for the next episode!

BorosHarrison

Their hate for spell components always cracks me up 😂. And I mean that in a good way. I’m sure there are people that bug them about it on social media but 99% of people don’t use components. Those that do are doing so as a personal challenge or a novelty. The game has a baked in way to circumvent them! (Yes, I know this doesn’t apply to components with monetary value) Loving the show. Excited to see how things end!

Rich Kushner

Opportunity to bring Paden and Walter back in Heaven. Just saying. Lol

FusRohNahSon

DnDads never fail to make me go "No...yeah...yeah that is what would happen wouldnt it" in their twists

Xwelldo

I love and hate this show sometimes

Dragons Blood

The intro was so unexpected and fast, it was like someone ran up to me, punched me in the face, flipped me off, and ran off without another word. Too much for me to process

Ranger Bradley

Anthony, I know that was a funny haha joke, but Mercedes Oak-Garcia personally fought against Willie, so there is no way she'd actually mistake this piss wizard as him

Rob Gibbons

Anthony was entirely too quick on the draw. No pun intended, but I’ll take the points.

Shallow Rivers

“True to my character!” Says the troglodyte that abandoned the ranger way smfh

Joe UA

This was *exactly* how the episode needed to end.

Chris Worthington

Willy had already been locked away by the time the moms came into the forgotten realms

Ranger Bradley

Oh shit!!! Really? (It's been a /while/ since I've listen to it lol FUCK! PLEASE ANTHONY BE KIND 😅😅😅

Ryley Henry

This is my favorite intro so far 😂

Logan Child

Willie does have a habit of disguising himself as other people to gain their trust tho… but I do agree that she acted pretty damn hastily

KDogDragon

Dude, was Freddy in the bag when he recorded that outro? 😂

Verycoolsuzy

Willie is so overwhelming it’s weird to see him have an issue that he has shame about.

Hashtaggles

Say sike Anthony pls bro

Tannictor

To your question no Anthony, sophomore slump is not on pirate's bay and I will be very sad the day I find it there.

Ironicmenswear

"He's Will-IAM" Anthony's asides always knock me tf out then i feel bad for laughing

Dom Rivera

Imma keep it a buck, that intro went way over my head

Ann Droid

I think this is the first time I've been legitimately pissed off at the end of the episode 😂 all that fucking planning just goes down the drain lol

Gay Icon Yog-Sothoth

I died and went to heaven, and died again at this ending. Ive hardly laughed so hard in my entire life

jamie

talk to the puss

kt

The 6ft basketball player overtaking the 5ft basketball player was a legendary visual

jen Rogue

I just re-lisoned to the finally of session 1. They did not meet. He was in another plain when the mom's fought berry

Nicole Jordan

The ending actually made me cry tears of laughter I was howling

Wade Wilson

lets do a super hero oneshot or mini series or *ahem* campaign.

kiddoc1602

That ending!!!! 😂😭😂

Lula Hiigel

Please please stop saying “slough” 😂😭 Great episode!

Aretha Tanklin

*Ahem* “Thy Willie be done” *genuflects in lapsed Catholic*

Keira Jade

Wait, if you’re in heaven because you died (not because you snuck in), you couldn’t be killed by non-magical means, right Anthony? Right? RIGHT ANTHONY??? 🥲

RedDragon27

The fun energy has been back these last few episodes, I love the creativity, the nonsense, the fun, its a great listen. We're all on watch to see if Freddy continues to use carts for stealth, #cartwatch. Can't wait to see where this ends up!

Elijah sublett

Talktopus. Is being the guy at the bar, drunk, complaining about how bad his life is. And his 8 friends going, uh-huh....yeah....right...

EmberWraith

"One day you had your last sleepover..." well I got married and now I'm having a sleepover every night! Ha

Div

That ending was the absolute best thing ever! 🤣

Tim Kreider

Oh Freddy… I don’t think that ability means what you think it means

Nora Hopeless

That's what I think every time I hear the way they describe the podcast at the top of the episode! Lark and Sparrow literally knowingly summoned the doodler!!

Jakob Medlin

This is a citizens arrest podcast

StevieT

The end of this almost killed me

Dale Brennan

Beth’s muppet-esque laugh during the teen facts killed me😂

Tinyhumanbrain76

I really hope they end the show here 😂😂😂

Lea

Whole nation rolls constitution saving all of 2024! 😂💀

Black Mesa Radio

"The seven places you'll eat in heaven" joke was right there.

Jeremy Lespron

Ain’t no way it ended like that 😂

Bobble-hedd Chucklefuck (steve)

I replayed both seasons waiting for episodes 49 & 50 . so here i am caught up again.. no more binging after this 😩

Josie

Literally binged this whole season in three days to catch up I'm ready for the finale!

Faith Traeh

Catching up. Should the doodler have been compelled to give the zine back to Scary or did the need to obey Willy overrule the zine’s powers?

Ashley Knaack

Ok how did no one laugh at Will’s Arthur Miller joke???

ISwearImNotAnElk

Never did I think Beth would be my most played artist

Cristina

That’s what I was thinking

evan Lauritzen

Links «there’s moments when good things happens and that’s pretty cool so that’s good that’s happy». Oh my god that hit me much harder than it should have

I hate Italians

marvel snap mentioned! do we think willy is a fan of the new silver surfer firehair meta

BakedPotato212

Isn't there some research that shows that the "couple" didn't even know each other?

Travesty

That constitution save joke -- ouch!

Daniel

Beth’s Keplers law joke will never not get me to cackle I love Larry the Science Kid so much

Vincent Brown

Relistening in Jan 2026 and it stings more the older it gets!

Joey

BG3 mentioned! 🙌