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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 51 - Cool Hand Linc (Patreon)

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2024-02-27 17:00:10
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2026-06
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Taylor's incredibly well laid plan is ruined! What now!?

This episode contains Violence, Sexual Content, and Profanity.

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Otterly_Sleepy

Omg Omg new episode just dropped 👀

Eric Williams

Yes!!!!!! I also need pt 2 of kingdom death monster

Nic Emestica

Babe wake up, the daddies are back

Echo Elden

🕺LAR-RY! LAR-RY! LAR-RY💃

ADoubleEgg

I'm always so excited to see a new episode but I'm so terrified that ittal be the last one of the season. My brain can't handle the conflicted emotions

Arthur Williams

We went to horny jail needs to be a soundbite.

MainelyBert

*new episode posted* Instantly paused my current re-listen of S2😂

Venganza

Bro listened to it on 20x speed 😂

CityofLights

I just started listening earlier this year so this is literally my FIRST time catching an episode premiere I’m SO EXCITED

Lyn

YAAAAAS

Tsunny Boi

I've been catching up on story breaks and the growth of how unhinged everyone is amazing.I chocula was great

J.S.

The best cat cafe in Japan is Capy Neko, which has cats, but also a Capybara.

WickedChild95

I must watch this porno when it comes out.

Chloe Patton

I’m so excited to see Anthony’s porn though that tbag gif is going to be great

ShannyKrik

THIS INTRO IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!

chris Mcgrew

All of the comments got me hyped to hear this!! thank you daddy masters!!

MJ Handsome

This is a top tier intro I CANNOT LMFAO

Smo

If I had a dollar for every time the gang dressed someone up to be someone else to get what they want I could afford the top tier of the Patreon for the rest of the season 😮‍💨

Jae

vape squad 100

Sylvo

I’m so glad you did the Bill Nye opening. It was needed the second he became a character

BayleeLou

I've been waiting for this and it did not disappoint

Helen Hastie

Fluff me, Matt's masturbation is best solo play ever

Seven

is that a fucking wrestling reference

Amaru Chavez

Finally caught up 30ish episodes yesterday, and now I gotta mentally prepare each new episode for it being the last. I’m so nervous and saddened but also excited!

William W.

On my knees begging that the intro next week is scary singing through the fire and the flames next week after this episode

Gmork

Once saw a Czech gay porn called Czechpoint. I was furious it wasn't subtitled "The Czech Is In the Male."

BigNovaKane

Don't worry Freddie, I caught your Rogal Dorn reference.

Alan Hafliger

The old dads literally had me crying 😂😂

Simply Adoran

matt is such a powerful dnd player

FusRohNahSon

Ive never appreciated something more than Matt using Daryl to trll his other character hes "being a downer god" what an audience insert

Dragons Blood

Could we get a mbic or something where its a race to a specific level in jezzball?

Rich Kushner

Bring Paeden back! Perfect chance in that room. Haha

Rich Kushner

Well done everyone! Amazing episode. :)

TheKingRj

This episode was fucking magic

Frank

Cutting a soccer ball of scraps is the fuckin best piece of characterization in the whole podcast

Julia Feist

I was wondering why they didn’t hop into a personal heaven, gear tf up & bring Willy to them but this hilarious chaotic mess is way more on brand and exactly the sort of tomfoolery that got me listening in the first place

Drowntownmcswag

the wow at 0:43 in the intro sounds like the wow from Disney Sing Alongs Five Little Pumpkins.

Xwelldo

It was the Season that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends.

Burnzie Burnz

This is hands down the funniest improve I’ve ever heard out of Matt, The Shade witch has been surpassed 😂😂

Ian Hamilton

Daddy juice jar of our memories is absolutely my next album

Jeremy Lespron

Better be a dolphin with a revolver that kills Willy out of no where in the last EP

arcsi

i’m anticipating a good ol two parter finale next :)

Barf Drinker

Darrel and Link was fuckingg amazing I couldn’t stop laughing

Broden Orr

You NEED to let us know when this porn comes out

Juliet

Omg this is great I love it :"))

Sarah McNall

Omg the personal heaven discussion is like "But Willies innate domain is everywhere, so we need to get him into our domain expansion"

LN

I can’t decide my favorite part: Beth doubling down on Buffy references or Daryl/Linc’s prison interaction Fantastic and chaotic episode as always 💕

TDub Miner

Nah Beth sounds zooted😂

Alka_seltzer

Mercedes Oak-Garcia is my spirit animal 🤣 great episode!

Riley Moncur

Why is Mat arguing with himself the funniest thing ever!?

William VonHandorf

I’m so excited that there’s another episode because I’m fully expecting a Freddy and Beth Version of Wild Angels as the next intro

Cassie Stell-Souther

I can’t believe I am gonna watch gay porn for the first time just to see Willy Stampler tbag Anthony Burch.

Jasper Sitwell

I need that Larry/Willy tik tok to be a real thing asap

Lula Hiigel

Taylor embracing his inner anime villain was pure gold 😂

Bobbo

Idk why but "Could a Build-a-Bear do this?"absolutely killed me

Kasie Thompson

I thought Vince was the leader of the black parade! At least, before Scary took over…

Jason E

So if the real Linc was transported into the heaven room, why not set a ton of traps and then summon Willy to the heaven room and kill him?

Holger Andersson

This is why I love dungeons and daddies so much… Anthony’s dad fact made me loose touch with reality in the best way. Never had a porno on my watchlist but I guess there is a first for everything…

Alix Skye

Everyone was on FIRE this episode. (Esp Matt!) I was cackling at the coffee shop like a maniac

eatmygerms

YES THIS WAS THE INTRO I WAS WAITING FOR LETS FUCKINGGO

Ben kleinjans

Dude this episode is absolutely amazing and im not even 20 minutes in.

RedDragon27

Matt having a conversation with himself was A+++, especially since he started the episode locked in a room by himself lol.

RedDragon27

It feels close to the end, 1 or 2. I’m really ready to get to the end, but am equally sad for it to be done.

RedDragon27

What’s everyone’s finale predictions?

RedDragon27

Somehow I think Taylor/Glenn will team up and either save the day or get everyone killed.

Zac Childs

Soccer ball, kick it against the wall. Soccer ball, kick it against the wall. Bounce, b-bounce bounce, bounce bounce. Soccer ball, kick it against the wall. Helps me forget about my depression...

Burnzie Burnz

They way he sandbagged himself too as Linc was *chef kiss*

Burnzie Burnz

I have no clue how I’m going to explain to my wife that I need to watch a gay porno 😂

Daniel Powell

Shame you can't put porn on pateron, that could have been the mbic for the month it comes out.

Anna sammons

Petition to make the intro for the next episode Normal doing a cover of secret admirer from sophomore slump

MainelyBert

I had a thought at the end of this episode.. What if the new Hermie kills Willy and becomes the big bad? That could be the consequence of bringing him back and if he's locked into his method acting as Willy it could work🤔

RedDragon27

I like that idea! I definitely have it in the back of my mind that anything that comes from Scam Likely never ends up being a straightforward success, so I could see this happening.

Anthony Meglemre

I can't wait to hear what happens next I've listened to the 4 times already. Plus I've told all my friends about this podcast and got some of them to start to listen to season 1

William Thomas

There is a perfect setup for an exchamge of one up wits between freddie and Anthony next episode. The room they are in grants reality to anyone so summoning a gun to kill Willy matched against willy summoning willy gun killing protective armor and a childish back and fourth of one upmanship for comedy sake. Normal interjecting for the finish with a "NOOO!!!" To the likeness of jack black in tenacious d and the pick of destiny in the middle of beelzeboss.

Cody Russell

Freddie’s comment about an Apocalypse Now porn parody reminded me of one time when I was playing call of duty and saw a guy with the gamer tag Bukakkalypse Now.

Lissy McB

Hey so what happened to Lark? I feel like I remember him being dropped by the angels but can’t remember if they got him and put him in a time-out cell. Is he just running around out there still?

Tinyhumanbrain76

I just want them to interact with their dads again and team up to defeat Willy or just talk to their dads and resolve some shit all-a Taylor & Glenn episode

Tinyhumanbrain76

I almost spit out my food at Freddys comment abt Apocalypse now

Tinyhumanbrain76

Holy shit the interaction between Darell and Glenn and Linc is INSANE!! I love that so much. I wish we just had more of this…OMG THE RON & Henry stuff IS SO GOOD too!! I miss listening to them sm!!

Tinyhumanbrain76

I love the interactions between Season 1 and season 2 characters so much. We really need more of this

kiddoc1602

Larry the Science Kid vs. Scary the Appliance Kid

Creekie05

I really need a a linc version of down in a hole

FastAndAdrift

If she's a fan she will understand. If she isn't, good way to get them introduced to this gold mine. 😂 Since there's homies kiss on ep 1 of s1, even if she stops after one she'll get it. XDDD

Cerujace

The editing on this is so good, like adding the tiktok ending noise and also the lead crumpling when they hang up on erin are just such good details

eatmygerms

YOOOO I MADE IT IN THE PATREON CREDITS

Alex Suciu

Nobody talking about the porno YOU HAVE TO LET US KNOW

Cooon

“Ball to ball physics”

Mike Deme

I love that Taylor calls Mercedes “Lady” like Metroid

Derrick J

I want the music intros, all of them. Such great parodies.

I hate Italians

You can buy them on the patreon. It’s called dadz bop

Charles Palmer

I need an entire podcast where an aspect of Matt talks to another aspect of Matt.

Hazel the Dog

Freddie’s reaction to Will’s teen fact was funnier than the fact itself 😂

Hannah

I adore the unhinged energy this episode. And the production quality recently has been top notch!

Shaheen Callahan

It was a perfect chance for Mercedes to tell Norm after Taylor says they have beef- ‘tell ur friend that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fu##ing scared of him’ 😂

Josie

The porn update rocked my world

Leah L

The angst of the Scary/Hermie/Normal love triangle........💔

Kenny Strait

I’m still new to D&D and I might not have caught it, but does the planar ally have to be a person willing to help, as in does Willy not count as a powerful celestial being at this point with being a god ?

Sam Crawford

Random question, but did y’all sample It Takes Two in the intro or is that Beth hitting the “yeah! woo!”s?

Dru Dragontamer

"Dad embarrasses us with his porn" is hilarious in context 🤣🤣🤣

Kenzie Sigel

I laughed for two minutes straight after Matt casually added the fact that Link had the World Cup trophy suddenly I was just so tickled by that addition

Sonny

No way, Hermie was taking the role of Willie, he definitely would've turned on the group to fulfill the true way Willie is.

Sian Marsh

Hear me out, the season two dice are a piss gradient colours from dehydrated to well hydrated

Kim

I LOOOVE ALL FREDDIE’S SOUND EFFECTS !!!

Creekie05

Anyone else expecting will to bring in scratch and sniff puzzles in this game too

Zapo Bapo

When beth as ron started singing I burst out in laughter in a painful way

Devon Willingham

“Linc what’s your hole look like” very surprised Beth didn’t say anything lol

Sally

Cindy Denton is a new name for the staff credits. Welcome.

NaxuPazu

I can't find Anthonys porno 💀💀 I wanna see Ron T-bag Anthony bahaahh

NaxuPazu

I found it what a masterpiece cheffs kiss

ChunkyZebra

I still say the best porno name I've ever seen is "Haunted Asses" and the caption for it was "So scary it'll scare the cum right out of you"

Jack Vose

only REAL dungeons and daddies fans will watch a whole gay porno written by our dad

Mad Seb

Masterful roleplay Darryl v Link 🤘🏾

Bearonavirus

"The caller you are trying to reach is no longer available" or something like that

Bearonavirus

I guess the spell only says that the conjugation is under no obligation to aid you. You can try to pay it off but it might not care anyway. I'd say bottom line is that it'd be weird to call a creature who's loyal to an enemy god or whatnot

Luna Luna

Was it that scary?

Marcus

Can we have a bonus that’s just Matt talking to himself for an hour

Anthony cadena

Watched it the minute he said where it was available. First time I didn't feel guilty watching porn and honestly probably the happiest I felt watching one ☺️

Anthony cadena

You could really feel Hermie's pompous but perfunctory attitude when he said it. If that isn't a dead on example of a multidimensional fictional character with believable arc, well then I don't know freck about fiction lol