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None of this made sense. 

Why would the Crafter replace inventors with automatons? They were competing to become his apprentice in the first place. What possible benefit could he derive from this scheme? Was Carlo of Muse taking out his competition? Simon struggled to imagine a genius capable of creating war machines able to stalemate Endymion’s military as being so insecure. 

“Why would the Crafter replace inventors in his own country?” Simon inquired. “What would he have to gain from this?”

“Peace of mind!” Bert snapped back bitterly. His resentment was on full display. “That old man is afraid that another genius will supplant him!”

Silk’s response was far more down to earth. “Are you sure he has only replaced young inventors?” she asked, sounding genuinely curiously. A good Rogue always hungered for secrets. “We would target powerful officials, politicians, and tycoons if we had such power.”

She might have a point… I’m using too small a sample size. Simon had only taken street pictures so far, so he might have missed more of these impersonators in harder-to-reach places. I must confirm the pattern. 

Otherwise, Simon proceeded to add his new minions to his Party to check on their location and stats. Bert and Velvet were a level 62 Puppeteer and Assassin respectively, whereas Silk topped them as a level 67 Rogue. They likely started the reigns one or two levels below that. 

Checking Silk’s Perks proved particularly enlightening. Rogue Perks allowed her to steal items from other Class’ storage spaces like Inventory or Armory—which meant Simon could likely have her rob Louis of the Mana Sword without his knowledge—alongside magical effects, buffs, mana, and even breath. She possessed plenty of abilities preventing detection or creating disguises, alongside speed-based Techniques and ailments. 

Simon didn’t see anything too interesting for him to use Devour Crestone on besides Skeleton Key, but now that he confirmed he could enslave Silk at any point, he realized she would become a powerful asset to raid the likes of Gargauth’s Hoard. In the meantime, he gave her strict orders to prevent her from finding a loophole in them and would keep an eye on her level progression. He couldn’t exclude the possibility that a high-level Rogue might gain Perks capable of slipping through the Devil Brands. 

He then interrogated the three Cobweb members about their activities in Muse. Bert had apparently been created inside the tower by Carlo of Muse at an indeterminate time; likely decades, considering he had seen Jym Coil as a child. He started out as an experiment about using miasma rather than manalith to animate a construct, but swiftly disappointed his creator for developing early murderous tendencies. He had eventually been discarded, disassembled, and then thrown into the Junkyard. 

Simon had heard rumors of this wasteland where past Crafters dumped their own failed experiments or trash over the years. Many adventurers and would-be inventors often scavenged discarded devices there in spite of the risk, and Valravn had been no exception. The archfiend had followed his miasmic trail soon after taking over Verney six years ago and infused him with a stolen soul until he achieved true self-awareness. The nameless construct then murdered the real Ludwig Bert and assumed his identity on the Cobweb’s behalf, completing the Trading Company’s takeover and becoming their chief agent in Muse. He had spent years cultivating a relationship with the local authorities until he established a direct line of communication with his creator’s apprentices, and bullied Coil every step of the way. 

The puppet had indeed become human enough to feel petty spite. 

“Does your human identity have access to the Crafter’s Tower?” Simon inquired. 

“I have only visited the guest floors used for official visits, and the internal layout has changed many times since my creation,” Bert replied with annoyance. He made his dislike of his new master clear every time he spoke. “Only the apprentices have full access to restricted areas.”

“The security systems are too complex to slip through,” Silk said. “Golems, automated weapons, traps, locking doors…”

“The tower’s defenses must be truly formidable to hold back the Rogue herself,” Simon noted.

Silk glared at him when he mentioned her Class. “I managed to access certain floors before having to turn back. We eventually deemed it easier to place a man on the inside capable of providing a detailed map and unlocking certain areas.”

“And what did you find inside?”

“Automated research facilities, a maze of rooms, inner gardens to rest in… everything a man would need to live without ever stepping out of his house.” Silk crossed her arms. “The Crafter’s personal workshop stands at the top of the tower, and the Earth Megalith powers it all from the base. We hoped to get access to either of them.”

“And you still might.” Uncovering the puppet conspiracy had only made Simon all the more determined to find out the truth about the Crafter. “For now, you will use my colored pictobox to take pictures of all important officials and major businessmen in Lampwick, then report back to me through telepathy. Undetected, of course.”

Silk sneered in annoyance, but the brands compelled her to obey. She grabbed the pictobox and disappeared. 

“As for you, Velvet, you will report to me all of Valravn’s activities,” Simon said. “Where is Prince Louis?”

“Hosted in Valravn’s dreary castle,” Velvet replied dismissively. “The old fool hopes to convince him to join our organization by promising him a ‘lion’s might’ to retake Endymion. I also tried to… entice him to our side.”

“I take it Louis wasn’t interested in either of you,” Simon guessed, with Velvet’s look of annoyance confirming his suspicions. Her charms had fallen flat on the likes of Louis. “That man needs no demon to be a god of war.”

“He is a destitute prince with no chance to reclaim the throne without our help; of course he’ll bend eventually,” Velvet replied dismissively. “Principles yield quickly when they get in the way of a man’s ambition.”

That might be the case for a reasonable man, but Louis Magnos was deranged and committed to his insane cause. Simon wouldn’t put it past him to stick to his warped beliefs even after hitting rock bottom. “And Vouivre?”

“She’s losing territory hunting down your decoy and facing Endymion’s forces. Valravn would like to recruit her as our new Weaver now that Voltobauta has gone missing.”

“Has he?” Simon would bet the Necromancer had found his way to the Sanctuary and reunited with the Adventurer. “Is Vouivre receptive to the offer?”

“She would rather enslave us all, but she will swallow her pride eventually.” Velvet scowled darkly. “You know too much about us. Someone squealed.”

“Voltobauta,” Bert guessed. “Once a pirate, always a pirate.”

“You spiders spin intricate webs, but I spin them larger,” Simon taunted them without confirming their assumptions. “Bert, you will bury the lawsuits against Coil Futuristics and cease your campaign against them. We’ll have a longer talk once you have settled the matter.”

Simon had his suspicions about which soul Valravn used to complete Bert’s transformation into a fully sapient automaton and intended to confirm it soon with Duchar’s assistance. However, uncovering the truth would take a while and he had more immediate matters to deal with. 

“And now, since what’s yours is mine…” Simon looked at the manor around them. “Show me what you have.”

—----------

Simon robbed Bert’s manor blind.

He felt like a child in a candy store by the time he was finished. He copied designs of anti-magical music boxes and puppet soldiers, discovered blueprints for the manor and its traps, confiscated Bert’s Puppeteer Crestone to copy its schematics, stole multiple magical items, and even discovered a miasma-infused grimoire similar to Scream of the Soul. He recorded everything in the Abyssal Chronicle and copied every book available for further study. 

He also found notes on how Chrom Cruak and Bert had cooperated on that homegrown shifter project in Cocagne. The two had attempted to create artificial, Darkblooded hosts compatible with the Zodiac crystals to provide bodies for their demonic allies, especially Helel. Their attempts had failed so far, and since Simon knew from experience that they hadn’t managed to free the Maiden over the course of a four centuries, he suspected their efforts were doomed from the start.  

Duchar should find use for the research notes nonetheless, and Bert had visited Chrom’s pyramid enough time to give a rough map of the upper levels. That would come in handy. 

“Chrom Cruak has a mighty secondary combat Class besides Archeologist, though I don’t know what it is, and he’s both an accomplished warrior and sorcerer,” Bert said. “He has had centuries to hone his skills and hatred.”

Then he was likely stronger than Valravn himself, though still no match for Elios Magnos and a bug compared to Simon’s Wicked God form. Unfortunately, Bert and the twins had little else to say on Chrom Cruak’s projects. Each Weaver operated independently outside of occasional group projects to avoid threatening the rest of the network in case of capture. 

“You have accumulated a rather precious collection, Bert,” Simon mused. “All this talent wasted on envy and petty revenge… I will ensure your creative energies are directed towards more constructive applications from now on.”

Bert grunted in frustration. “I’m back where I started. From a bitter old fool to a demonic tyrant...”

“Bold of you to think you were ever free in the first place, puppet. Did you not dance to Valravn’s strings beforehand?” Enough that the archfiend had been willing to send him to die against Simon in a previous reign. “Mayhaps it is in your nature to crave a master deep down. You were created to serve, after all.”

“I serve no on—” Bert’s Brand of Pride immediately forced him to choke on his words, much to Simon’s amusement. 

“We’ll confirm it soon enough,” Simon said as he grabbed Bert by the shoulder, stored him in his Inventory like he did with Hector, and issued a telepathic message to Duchar. “Summon me.”

His allies in Telluria summoned him in the archive within minutes. He dropped his puppet slave in a closed room in the depths of the facility, with Duchar and Hector having already set up the operation table.

“Greetings, Your Majesty.” Duchar studied Bert with rapturous attention. “What a complex and elegant design. A true work of art.” 

“You remind me of my creator,” Bert said, which wasn’t a compliment. “Am I to become a lab rat?”

“Something like that.” Simon had Bert lay on the operation table, with Duchar putting restraints on him. “Some time ago, a companion suggested that Valravn cut his host’s soul apart, stealing all of his memories and useful skills while ridding himself of emotions and consciousness. Those had to go somewhere, and I think I’ve finally found it.”

Bert quickly caught on. “You think I was granted Verney’s soul?”

“Possibly.” The voice Simon perceived when he used Heart’s Desire on Bert sounded close to Thomas Verney’s. “My retainer Hector will delve into your mind and soul until we can confirm it.”

“No, no!” Bert protested as Duchar placed Hector’s helmet on his head. “I refuse! I refu—”

“Submit in silence,” Simon ordered, the Brand of Pride compelling Bert to grow still and obedient. Hector’s helmet dug into his wooden head and possessed his mind. “What do you see?”

“It is… difficult for me to occupy an existing mind… Even one that does not resist me.” Hector answered through Bert’s mouth while his father cast diagnostic spells on the body. “This mind has… layers, like an onion…”

“Truly fascinating,” Duchar muttered to himself. “This resembles a case of demonic possession where a human soul merges with a demonic entity, yet in this case, it appears a subconsciousness has been trapped inside a miasmic shell personality. I have never seen anything like this before.”

“Do you think we can bring the soul inside to the surface?” Simon asked. 

“Potentially.” Duchar’s eyes glimmered with excitement and curiosity. “I need to analyze this creature. We are looking at a unique and most wonderful specimen.”

“Take your time. I do not expect immediate results.” Simon had already forced Bert to issue orders to end his campaign against Coil Futuristics and then take a small leave of absence. No one would notice his disappearance for a few days, especially with Velvet and Silk covering for him. “Learn everything you can.”

If his suspicions were confirmed, then he had found the perfect weapon against Valravn.

—-------

Silk had completed her task by the time Simon returned to Coil Futuristics a few days later. Things moved so much quicker when Simon’s agents could use the Attic to run around the country. The Bert Trading Company had also dropped all its lawsuits and publicly retracted the study’s conclusions, much to everyone’s surprise. 

That petty feud was finally settled for good. 

However, the results of the Rogue’s picture-taking spree didn’t reassure Simon in the slightest, nor did the lack of a receptionist at Coil Futuristics. He let out a breath of relief upon finding Coil working in the lab with his golem, having briefly feared something had happened to the couple in his absence. 

“I’ve talked to Bert and came to an arrangement with him,” Simon said upon walking inside the workshop. Coil didn’t spare him a glance and instead continued to tinker some kind of tin spike inside a glass container. “Where’s Magda?”

Coil took a split second to answer, something he rarely did. “She left for her parents’ farm for the week.”

“She left?” That took Simon aback. Magda never left the house for more than a day. “Why?”

“She didn’t like my choice to stay here to work on the project rather than flee. She said she needed space to think.” Jym Coil struggled to show emotion, yet Simon detected a hint of distress in his calm voice. “Aleph has taken on her duties in her absence, but underperforms. Its omelets lack flavor.” The golem lowered its head in shame. “I do not understand why she would abandon her post now. The project is important for everyone.” 

“Because she cares for your life and her own more than science,” Simon pointed out. The stress of the situation probably weighed on her. He hoped he hadn’t accidentally created a rift in the couple, and he would have to check on Magda with the pictobox on her return. Better safe than sorry. “You should follow her. Make her feel supported.”

“I cannot leave until I am finished,” Coil insisted, his hand flipping a switch. “Observe.”

The tin spike glowed inside the glass container until it illuminated the lab. The effect wasn’t so different from Lampwick’s streetlights, yet revolutionary from the fact Simon couldn’t detect any kind of magic powering the device.

“It doesn’t use manaliths,” Simon muttered in awe. “Where does the energy come from?”

“The windmill outside. Cables transfer the energy in the form of electricity which this device then converts into light.” Jym Coil at last sounded somewhat satisfied. “Windmills and dams set on all of Muse’s rivers would produce enough supply to wean us off from manaliths.”

The same could go for Endymion. Simon’s homeland had plenty of rivers and mills in its heartlands. The less we rely on manaliths for industry, the more we could redirect those resources to other projects like Vassal Crestones… this could have a major impact on our economy down the line. 

“Seems to me you have a prototype,” Simon said. “Why not take a break and join Magda then?”

“I am not finished with the project,” Jym Coil replied sternly. “The machine requires a direct connection between the energy source and the lamp, but lightning can travel across the sky without a physical medium. I must find a way to replicate the process.” 

“Is that obsession your own?” Simon wondered. “Or something your father placed in your mind?”

Jym Coil turned and stared at Simon with a blank expression. “Explain your reasoning.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you are the Crafter’s son?” Simon asked bluntly.

“That assumption is erroneous.” Jym Coil frowned. “My parents were Bujan farmers. Jack and Brigitte Wynand.”

“But you entertained the possibility of being an automaton earlier, so you doubt your own sense of reality,” Simon pointed out. “Why?”

Jym Coil hesitated a moment before answering. “I recall everything I have ever experienced. Every sound, every flicker of light, every smell… but the farther I go back, the more unreliable my memory becomes. I find holes and lapses that shouldn’t be there. It bothers me. It bothers me greatly.”

As Simon feared. “What is the last moment you recall with perfect clarity?”

“The moment I stepped off the ship from Bujan. The Trailblazer. I vividly remember everything from that day on.“ Coil gave him that trademark unblinking stare of his. “You believe my memories may have been tampered with.”

It wasn’t a question. “It is a serious possibility, yes.” 

“Because you know ways to do the same as the Overlord.”

A terrible silence fell upon the workshop, so heavy one could hear every swipe of Aleph’s broom as the golem cleaned the floor. 

“How did you figure it out?” Simon simply asked after a moment’s consideration.

“You didn’t entertain the possibility that Endymion’s imperial intelligence or the Overlord could be behind the disguised automatons for a second,” Coil said. “You would need to be in the army or belong to a powerful family to obtain a combat Class in Magvolia. The new Overlord’s identity remains in question. Your crafting inspiration focuses entirely on miasma or cursed objects, and you plot to enter the Crafter’s Tower for elusive reasons. When I eliminated all other hypotheses, the last one, however improbable, had to be true.”

“Your intelligence is truly beyond compare, Mr. Coil,” Simon complimented him. He was torn between admiration for the man and frustration at how easily he had figured it all out. He still needed a lot of practice until he became the perfect spy. “Are you going to turn me in?”

Coil shook his head. “Success would be highly improbable. I assume you would kill me or Magda the moment I took action.”

“I wouldn’t.” Although Simon was considering using Memory Snatcher to remove evidence of his true identity from Coil’s mind. “No matter my origins, I promise you that I am on your side. I truly believe you are good people whose brilliance will change the world, and I wish to help you the best I can.”

“Do you?” Jym Coil asked pointedly. “I am giving you the benefit of the doubt because I haven’t seen any evidence of nefarious behavior from your part and I am thankful for your assistance, but I cannot exclude the possibility of a ploy. Why did you come to Muse?”

“My Class is changing me into something I am not comfortable with,” Simon admitted. “I first sought the Crafter’s Crestone because I believe it would help me escape the Overlord’s limitations.”

“You want to create devices that help people rather than harm them,” Jym Coil guessed. “You need no Crestone for that.”

“Yes, I see that now.” Although consuming the Crafter would still massively expand his options. “I hoped to forestall its influence by connecting with people. You could say it was an… experiment to practice empathy.”

Coil looked at him with genuine curiosity. “Did it work?” 

“... no,” Simon admitted. “No, it didn’t.”

He had stayed for months in Lampwick, and while he did experience the bitter flavor of guilt many times when he walked streets he once devastated, he didn’t feel any particular love for the city or its citizens. In fact, seeing all the rampant poverty, public services mismanagement, and the blatant corruption that caused the Coils to struggle so much had disabused him. Muse was no Sanctuary. 

All he could see were the flaws he could fix. 

“I care for you and Magda, and I would like to help the unfortunate, but I don’t think I would hesitate to sacrifice half of Lampwick if it meant saving your lives,” Simon admitted. He wasn’t so different from Lauriane in that regard. “I suppose I have selective empathy.” 

“I understand,” Jym Coil replied without an ounce of condemnation. “I relate.”

Simon raised an eyebrow. “You do?”

“Mathematics, engineering, biology—all these things come easier to me than other human beings. What they find amusing or tragic does not elicit standard reactions from me. They experience feelings I can only visualize and simulate in my mind. A mental gulf separates me from the rest of mankind.” 

This didn’t surprise Simon considering the man’s behavior, and echoed his own issues. “Even Magda?”

Jym Coil hesitated a moment before answering with a clear lack of certainty. “I think I care for her. It would distress me to hear she had suffered harm, and I want her to be happy. I do not feel that way towards anyone else.”

“But she knows you’ll always pick your projects over her,” Simon guessed. “It’s causing her distress.”

“She knew that when we married. I never lied to her about it.” Jym Coil stared at his light device, searching for insight that eluded his genius. “I do not understand why it bothers her now. Nothing has changed.”

“Knowing intellectually and feeling it in your bones are two very different things,” Simon pointed out. “However, we can discuss your couple’s troubles later. I have learned more.”

Simon gave Jym Coil a rough summary of the latest events without going into too much detail. The scientist listened as he explained that he had confirmed Bert was one of the Crafter’s discarded creations with a grudge against him, and that he was unrelated to the plague of hidden automatons. Coil kept a blank face through all of it. 

“I have no memory of ever being inside the Crafter’s Tower, or meeting Carlo of Muse,” Jym said with certainty the moment Simon completed his explanations. “Either Bert is lying, or my memories have indeed been tampered with.”

“I can already exclude the former.” Simon summoned pictures from his Inventory and presented them to Coil. “I had another ally take more pictures around Lampwick and Muse.”

Coil squinted at the many, many images of automatons unknowingly dining among humans, shaking hands with officials, or running experiments in labs. “There are more.”

“It’s not just the candidates to this Planetary Exposition that have been replaced. A large number of scientists who participated in the previous ones are now puppets in disguise.” Simon shook his head. “I still don’t understand why.”

Jym Coil gave it some thought. “Hypothesis one; they have been conscripted to work on a secret project and replaced to ensure they can work without anyone noticing. They might not even have been abducted.”

“I considered that.” The Champion project came to mind. “However, why leave you out of it? You have a brilliant mind, and I don’t think the Crafter would care much about Bert’s interference. He wasn’t even aware of the puppets’ existence.”

“This is what makes me believe hypothesis two is closer to the truth,” Coil replied. “That this is all a vast experiment with obscure aims, which would explain why my wife and I have been left alone.”

“Why’s that?”

“Elementary.” Coil’s eyes stared at the puppets in the picture. “Because we are the control group.”

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Mihai

TFTC

Andrew Lechner

I think Coil has a few too many nonstandard factors about him to make for an effective control group.

GP

This series has been generally excellent throughout, but this arc has been a complete standout.

InsertName099

Jym really is a one of a kind mind, huh... i thought simon would be outed by his own camera, not through pure logical deduction. Makes sense, though, Coil's all about what you can do without magic. I can see him being a good ally this reign, and and incredible asset in the future reigns, once Simon locks down the conversation path to convince him to defect (probably through evidence of the android conspiracy)... or he can just swoop in, brand of pride him, and swoop out. Lack of a class does mean that he can't really resist the Overlord. I wonder if Magda learned that Simon's the Overlord? Thanks for the chapter!

JAMAJ

Yeah this is hands down one of my favorite arcs. Still kinda hoping for a Simon the Vampire arc though lol

Locnil

I *was* wondering why Coil, as intelligent as he is, hadn't twigged to Simon already

Sahrami

We had seen so many wide reigns, so this a great tall one!

mhaj58

Most people have selective empathy. If the world was so desolate it needed to sacrifice the people I love, I’d burn it down myself, without apology or shame

George R

Such a cool chapter

Logrus

Coil is a fantastic character. Love it.

Hive Tyrant

Bert just needs some positive affirmation and he will be a loveable puppet

Pradian

Simon is smart enough not to pick up skeleton key. ;)

alejandrox

Thanks for the chapter XD. Jym Coil is definitely a genius!!

Mason

Honestly I thought that the soul that was tampered with or mutilated was Coil's... guy with fucked up memories that retains only his projects, ambitions, and useful skills? Super disconnected from his emotions? Sounds sort of like they were removed forcibly.

Alibhai

Nah his brain is just a bit spicy is all (from what I understand it's slang for neurodivergence).

Alibhai

Yeah he figured it out and was just keeping his mouth shut.

CentaureHeart

Coil being a Savant is really cool. I want Simon to recruit him and electrify all of Endymion

Nordbard

Most people arent like that, probably half

Federico

How it it possible that this reigns keep getting better and better?

Alibhai

Yeah he is such an outlier any data gathered on him is useless. He could be part of a seperate project that just happens to be running in parallel.

WitherdAway

I just realised this series of events is very good for gathering simons enemies in one spot for more efficient removal. Louis, Valravn and Vouivre all in one alliance in the cobweb.

Ty Reol

You've been living inside Simon's dark side too long. The Endymion side. Imagine someone doing it to your loved ones or imagine you, yourself, sacrificing innocent children. Doesn't look so good I take it. Come back to the light my friend 🙏

Hubris

That depends on what exactly Crafter wants with this experiment. If his goal is to make a construct with true creativity, he may be using a proven genius as a measuring stick. He know what his son can do and is hoping to make something even better.

Alibhai

This interaction between the two of them has me thinking Coil might be the first person to find out about the Reigns. What exactly does the curse prevent Simon from saying? 🤔 If Simon can just leave hints and let Coil figure out the rest, bringing him into the loop should be doable.

Mario Cole

Right? Its like those episodes of Star Trek where the command crew are Mobsters or in the Old West. But one of the good ones.

Apotheosis

Elementary, my dear overlord...

Ikra

The power of autism

Bilbo

and thank fuck for that

Alchem

Great stuff, and congrats on 250 chapters!

Bilbo

You know, the gigabrain Perk would be Berserker physical resistance penetration. Get that, make miasma spells that count-as physical attacks and voila, your spells now penetrate resist.

Alexander

Of course the curse could also kill Simon if anyone found out about the loops regardless of if he told them or not. We don’t know how it works exactly. Would be really funny if that’s how this loop ends.

Navarog

We will need to wait a little longer for kids.

Jake Malony

This arc is so fun. I'm not sure why, but i care immensely about Jim and Magda and everything going on surrounding this mystery.

Auixav1

I just noticed that three chapters ago we changed from 'The Workshop of Wonders' to 'The Workshop of Horrors' thats pretty cool

lowky

MORE VOID MORE

Darius Rochemore

i have but 2 words to say: ....... Therapist Overlord

Stilico

I mean based on how Astarion conversation went we know that Simon cant make statements about the reigns, but can ask questions and make statements that can reasonably sound like they are about something else.

Stilico

Tho ofc it might be different if the somone has already figured out themselves Vs Simon makes them realise

Colton

If templates can be used to imprint onto puppets, then it's irrelevant if multitudes of obscuring factors get in the way. He can just try again. As long as coil presents something good every year at the science expo, its gravy.

Nightmare Lore

That might take awhile till we find something new to break the Reign again. I'm hoping after I get my little road trip arc.

Darius Rochemore

that would be terrifying because it implies that if asterion awakens simon instantly dies because he remembers the reigns

blib

Anyone who tells you windmills are "green" hasn't seen the true cost. 1. They slaughter MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of birds. You've got guys whose entire job is just going from blade to blade cleaning jellied eagles/falcons/geese off of them. 2. The sunk-cost. Each windmill takes several tons of rare earth metals and minerals, all excavated in 3rd world country strip mines. If a windmill lasts 20 years before total failure you're only "recouping" energy/carbon somewhere after year 10ish. This assumes perfect operating conditions and doesn't account for the additional energy, carbon, fuel used in maintaining and de-icing them. Most NEVER cross the threshold form energy/carbon debt into profitability. 3. Ugly. They're so fucking ugly. I was driving to the lake last summer (I worked as an exterminator) on wasp job 6 million and the entire view was windmill rape. 4. Grift. Many of the operators and companies are sucking the public teat. Elon exists solely because Uncle Sam and Uncle Schlomo hand him several billion a year in tax subsidy and several billion more in gov contracts to make worse cars than the Chinese. Elon completely gave up on LIDAR instead opting for visual camera navigation and it's an absolute dead end. The Chinese have cracked the code and the only thing keeping him afloat are the Western import bans. I despise them. (To be fair this is reality windmills, not fantasy. You can still use them in stories with a few modifications. I just cannot stand the fact that so few people know the real cost.)

Algor

How so, Mister Ivan? 😂

Bilbo

"They slaughter MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of birds. " BASED

JJ

Still reading so, Wait a minute…. Which Zodiac Fiend are we missing?!!! Are we sure this isn’t so Crafter infected by Zodiac Fiend type deal. We’re going to go the route where Simon destroys classes altogether aren’t we?

blib

And turkey pilled.

Darius Rochemore

elaborate : i genuinely believe skeleton key is one of the greatest defensive and versatile perks there is. I view simon powering up as building a deck in hearthstone , a deck is not strong because the cards are strong individually but because of HOLY SYNERGIES. now imagine skeleton key+ adventurer teleport combo => you can instantly go ANYWHERE INSTANTLY you have ever been with NO BLOCK thanks to skeleton key. Defensively this is INSANE : almost none of the previous death become inescapable and simon can't die unless he is literally one shotted which is unlikely counting his level ( musan sniper will not be a problem thanks to the following point) . Versatility wise ? Simon BECOMES the concept of ambush anytime anywhere unnanounced. he can brand of pride people and force them into his party and teleport his WHOLE party (+ golems +tooks he will create or replicate later like anti magic music box+ bert in his inventory) into ambush while being prepared. The applications are simply endless

blib

Forgot to mention this way earlier. For those who don't know, the giant guardians are inspired by the Rhodian Colossus, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. I was surprised a fantasy version of Archimedes counter-siegeworks never made an appearance during the initial siege of Musan. When you read what men like Pythagoras, Archimedes, Plato, Origen, and Plotinus were able to do without the benefit of modern resources, modern libraries, or modern science, it is utterly humbling.

_Templar

All of those are true negatives, but we need to consider the alternative I hope you agree that they are still many times better than fossil fuel plants. But the true best solution to my knowledge is nuclear.

Command

Phenomenal.

kay war

To some degree, maybe, but I don't think most people would kill millions of people to save one person they care about

displayname249sf

Do you plan this as you go or were you like, "yep, alter nikola tesla is a control group in a science project. Should be fun." I wish I could come up with such clever ideas. :(

Stilico

@Darius that is for sure not the case, in The World of Ruins reign all of the Destroyer zodiac demons knew about the reigns via Astarion and ghost hands did not strangle Simon for this

blib

Agreed. My father worked in a nuke plant. As a kid I got to tour the place before modern regs made it impossible. They're pretty fuckin sweet. Most were built with sally port doors of inch thick steel you can use to fight those pesky Reds. The issue with nuclear is spent fuel storage. And the US utterly betrayed the plant operators when it claimed "don't worry brah, we gotchu" like 100 years ago and then never finished the safe long-term storage containment plants due to cockblocking from other industry. This left them paying exponentially increasing private storage fees that drove the base kilowatt hour cost above fossil fuels when combined with regs that are insane and nonsensical.

_Templar

It makes me pretty sad to see all the unfounded opposition nuclear faces around the world, because of misinformation. Obviously strict regulations are necessary, but current nuclear regulations in all the sane countries already make it the safest form of energy production to my knowledge. I'm happy to live in Finland were opinions towards nuclear are positive and the government hasn't failed too badly. The first long term nuclear waste repository Onkalo is ready to see use this year and I remember visiting the nearby Olkiluoto nuclear plant's visitor center during a school trip and learning of it then and now it's finally going to see use.

David Burchfield

I have kind of been wondering if there might be a hidden checkpoint thing that brings your start forward when you have kids.

Hubris

For exploring and training reigns this would be absolutely amazing. But for endgame this would have very little value. His greatest roadblocks (other than beating his class itself) are fights like Oracle and Elios, empowered Asterion and Helel. Its a bit of balancing act between perks like skeleton key that would make it easier to get quicker to those levels of power, and perks that would actually make him more powerful. And he already have +exp perk for a first kind.

Hubris

Doesn't penetrate immunity. And how many enemies would even have resistance? If I understand it right it only works if Class, race or spell gives resistance, not actual material resistance of armor or being a big tough monster.

Bryn

Thanks for the chapter!

Pradian

"Your attacks with natural or melee weapons ignore Physical Resistance and damage reduction, though not immunity." Apparently reading is hard.

Pradian

@Darius: Almost none of the previous death become inescapable? LMAO Stone Muse: Berserker hug stopped teleport. Season of the Minotaur: Chose to fight. Would have teleported into Euphemia anyway. Elf Conspiracy: Rekt by stasis law. Laws affect everyone anyway. Mask of the Jester King: Rekt by mana sword Church of star: Skeleton key might have allow him to teleport into Euphemia lmfao Cocagne: Anchor prevent skeleton key teleport Overlord Of Crime: Elios will hunt him down easy. Vouvire: Skeleton key might allow him to escape but shit gone FUBAR and he will be hunted down by Endymion as a traitor. Sanctuary: Louis faster than simon's instinct lmfao Lux Vult: Escape maiden and then what? Keep running? Unicorn: Oracle telecatcher lmfao World of Ruin: Got rekt by 4 god judgement in the middle of clash. Warlord: Alphonse's paladin perk allow him to bypass his lovestruck title and inflicted anchor.

Bilbo

Right, and what happens when you summon a building sized fuck off miasmic mace and bonk opponent with it? Or do Louis GoB spam attack, but with magic that counts-as melee weapons? The point is that Perk itself is limited with Berserker because Berserker can't use magic, but Overlord has no such limitations and Simon especially has a Perk that lets him create unique spells, meaning that he can work our spells that would count-as natural or melee weapons for purposes of this Perk. Somewhat jank, but it gets you resist and damage reduction pene, which is basically just free damage, plus you don't have to care about enemy elemental resists and shit since you just ignore all of that. Then on top of that it also just buffs his melee which is relevant. Note that I don't think Simon should do this, it is just a funny and unique synergy Simon could tap into.

blib

I don't know about Finland. But in the US energy is completely and utterly politicized. Trying to discuss cost-benefit analysis as rational actors is impossible. One side says "Why do anything at all? Just continue giving billions to frack companies and oil cartels. Your a pussy if you complain the water tastes like PFAS!" The other side says "Why do anything at all? Just continue giving billions to "green" energy that ends up poisoning the entire water table as 1 trillion lithium ion batteries flood landfills. I would say France has a great nuclear model if it weren't predicated entirely on the DGSE Division Action and the Légion étrangère running a neo-colonial extraction racket. (I say this as someone whom is the exact the opposite of a bleeding heart, but wrong is wrong. Just because I don't think they should migrate doesn't mean they should be used as Uranium-extraction chattel.) Although Russia just humiliated the US and France in the Sub-Saharan (drove both like dogs from the region), so who knows what happens next there. (This is why President Macron flipped on a dime from advocating diplomacy with Russia to total war. The Russian coup lead by Wagner completely broke the Françafrique model that provided France cheap uranium AND made the Francosphere into a black-market liquidity engine.)

Mirian

I could bring a lot of arguments to counter this, but there are enough fact checks easily findable online — we have more access to information nowadays than at any point in history, so I don't bother. What I'm actually curious about: how did you land on all this? What was the thing that made it click for you?

blib

@Mirian going to have to be more specific. Are you referencing myself or another commentor? Are you talking about the energy discussion, largely? Windmills specifically? Or the French neo-colonial collapse in the Sahel? You also need to specify how you are correct and how someone else is wrong. You've essentially taken no position in order to snipe at whatever someone responds with whilst insulating your own pov from critique via this method.

Mirian

Ha, sorry — I replied on your original post, that was for your "windmill" comment. Not trying to argue it, and I don't think I need to; you already know you're going against the progressive consensus, that's kind of the point of your original post. I'm just genuinely curious how you got there — was it something you read, or something you saw on the job?

Mirian

Since you asked how I reason, here's the honest version. I trust the scientific method — not because it's never wrong, but because it's the only process we have that corrects itself. So I fully accept that a political or scientific or ecological consensus can be false. But when I see a claim that contradicts what basically every source I could check says, the claim itself isn't the interesting part — I can look it up, and so can anyone reading this. The content-level arguing has been done a thousand times, the information is out there, and honestly trading numbers back and forth is boring and a bit of a trap: it makes both sides look like they're doing something while nobody moves. What I can't look up is how someone arrived there. Usually it's one of three things: a source they trust that I don't know about, an experience that made it feel true, or a general sense that the consensus is lying. All three are worth talking about, but they're very different conversations, and only the first one is about "windmills". So that's why I asked. Not a trap, just the only question I actually can't find out myself.

Felix H.

Well one thing that we can cheer on, that simon found someone rlse he can trust, a true Ally like Duchar and his family

Diego Urbina

Ah, I see. After rereading this chapter. I get the feeling Jim Coil was to be the newest Crafter, however Carlo of Muse got replaced by an automaton somewhere along the line. Either that or he made himself one, and wants to perfect his son before turning him into an automaton and granting him the Crafter Class.

Darius Rochemore

Stone Muse: good luck with thalas catching him ---- season of the minotaur: euphemia cannot block him from teleporting away --- elf conspiracy: pretty sure simon is immune to stasis now --- jester king : good luck with louis finding him when has to deal with euphemia and church and simon can tip them of ( just like how he is doing in this reign) --- church of the star : Pretty sure skeleton key avoids redirection in teleportation too so he can just teleport to the other side of the world for all he wants ---- Cocagne : that is our main difference, why do think it blocks it ? ---overlord of crime : please do not taunt Elios having good perks does not mean simon loses his brain cells ---vouivre : who will find him ??? it takes them months to track louis in this reign and they failed !! ---sanctuary: louis will never know where simon is because simon is clever and can teleport in so many different places its scary -----Luc Vult : 1) do not sacrifice anna to the light megalith please 2)YES, be clever and learn from the best ( elios ), instead of a 1 year death sentence you have an entire lifespan to train technique ,craft magic and construct in secret labs and vaults, the yield would be insane !!! ----Unicorn : pretty sure skeleton key bypasses it, it is the whole point after all ( i repeat the same thing i said in cocagne ) ---world of ruin: good luck aiming at a teleporting god of wickedness,but the worst ? he just needs to teleport to the moon ( he can easily because he has been near a manatree that is now on the moon ) and there will be no zodiac fiends to stop him there ----Warlord:1) do not smash sactuary on the planet please 2) he can brand of pride him before any of this ever started. my biggest issue with ur reasoning is that you seem to think those reigns would have been the exact same with those perks, it seems very unlikely because he can prevent a lot of problems with the holy powers of 5v1 ambush XD ( even worse now that simon is close to level 80, euphemia and louis are not so unkillable anymore).

John Doe

Welp, I am sad and kinda relieved I am caught up to the latest chapter. I binged it all in one week and neglected everything else. Even called in sick and stopped doing my dailies. Maybe now I can focus again.

John Doe

Yeah, only problem is: it's not true at all. Housecats kill more birds then the next five killers combined (cars and house windows also kill more than windmills). And a standard windmill becomes co2 neutral within 1 year of operation, with all Initial and future costs combined.

blib

Vulnerable Species: Large birds of prey—such as golden eagles, bald eagles, and raptors—are especially at risk because they fly high, forage near turbines, and have slow reproduction rates. [1 Source: American Bird Conservatory] (They're DRAMATICALLY downplaying birdstrike amounts these days after it became a talking point. I can't source this claim like the others because my experience is anecdotal working with guys who serviced them telling me the straight dope.) An average modern, utility-scale wind turbine (typically around 3 Megawatts) contains roughly 1 to 2 metric tons of permanent magnets made from rare earth elements. (Neodymium Praseodymium Dysprosium Terbium Yttrium Samarium Europium) This shit ain't free. It's mined primarily in 3rd world countries using incredible amounts of fossil fuel resources and leaving polluted strip mines behind. Operational Fluids (The Real Contamination Risk) The Non-Metal Hazard: The greatest chemical hazard to soil and water tables comes from the hundreds of gallons of lubricating oils, hydraulic fluids, and coolants housed inside the turbine's nacelle. The average de-icing for stuck blades in winter takes between 50-200 gallons of glycol or other similar products per application. [2 Source: I Googled it and asked an LLM to double check.] Furthermore you can't BANK THE POWER WITHOUT LITHIUM ION BATTERY BANKS OR PUSHING WATER UPHILL AT A 20% LOSS OF EFFICACY AND ANOTHER 10% ON THE WAY BACK DOWN TO THE TURBINES IN THE DAMN. You lose 30% JUST STORING IT. And that's only possible if you have a resevoir with sufficient elevation changes to run hydroelectric turbines off of. WHICH ALSO AREN'T FREE. [3 Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumped-storage_hydroelectricity] Finally it still has to be supplemented with COAL-FIRED PLANTS OR NUCLEAR WHERE I LIVE IN THE GREAT LAKES REGION because they can't hit peak rate use hours. This is after untold billions in government money wasted on the fucking things. [4 Source: Several aging coal plants slated for retirement by local utilities have been legally forced to stay open. For instance, federal officials issued consecutive emergency orders forcing the J.H. Campbell coal plant in Michigan to remain operational. Similar federal and state interventions have targeted plants like the F.B. Culley Unit 3 in Indiana, delaying their planned retirements or natural gas conversions to prioritize immediate grid reliability] Nothing in life is free. Especially not energy. Even IF the windmills ran on fairy farts and unicorn piss they'd still be a net-negative from the build cost and environmental cost of raw material extractions alone.

Alibhai

You're going to have to work on that addiction separately man..... Void posts FIVE chapters per week Monday to Friday. It's madness!!! That addiction is not going anywhere it can only be dulled.

Deinos

Nice that they finally get to show each others cards, still wondering why he doesn't put thats excellent mind to use for his own problems. He seems to be the perfect partner in crime.

Exarion

Élémentaire, mon cher Watson!

Pradian

Stone Muse: Yeah and he still got caught? He can tp to Frightwall btw. Season of the Minotaur: Yeah, and Silk still lost her teleportation gem? Your point? Elf Conspiracy: He literally died to Stasis. Why do I even bother LMFAO. Church of Star: If it redirects every teleport, it doesn't fucking matter because it will still affect skeleton key because it relies on a system which have categories - one for strangers and one for allies. Jesus fucking christ. Why do i even bother. Cocagne: Anchor???? IT FUCKING PREVENTS TELEPORTATION? Sigh. Overlord: Elios made it, he track him down in Crime easily. Moronic statement. Vouivre: Oh let see he died 26 reigns+ and you think he can't be found? Lmfao i can't even. Sanctuary: He already got stabbed before he can react with a teleport? Are you dumb? Did you read the story? World of Ruins: Oh why didn't he teleport then? He has no anchor on him then. Are you stupid? Warlord: Oh why didnt he brand him then? Because he can't. Conclusion: Why did i bother, it is apparent Darius doesn't think before he writes. Thank god, Simon is smarter than him and rejected picking skeleton key and fast travel. Simon picking smart devour options over shortsighted choices especially one that DON'T SCALE and does jackshit against Minotaur/Oracle/Elios/Whatever new shit. And if you think Void can't kill him if Simon pick Fast Travel + Skeleton Key... well I overestimated you.