Botchamania 357 (Patreon)

pass is patreonsucks 

https://vimeo.com/246433534

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bcfnt

again, pass is patreonsucks

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Note regarding Patreon...

I don't know what's going to be happening with Patreon in the long run regarding their new decisions to charge slightly more to the fans (if you've got a minute, read this https://www.engadget.com/2017/12/08/patreon-fee-change-will-hurt-small-contributions/ ) but the key bit is this: 

''Every $1 pledge will cost patrons $1.38 under this new model. Small donors are, in essence, going to pay 38 percent more under this new system. This change incentivizes bigger individual pledges. One $10 pledge will now cost a supporter $10.64 per month, while ten $1 pledges will be $13.80. '' 

So as much as I love and need your moolah, I don't want anyone getting fucked over on this so please check your pledges and remember to add the extra invisible bit that Patreon has decided to charge you. Might be a good idea to send them a message to tell them you don't appreciate this.

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Music...

Orient Express & Midnight Run by Josh Mancell (Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy)

Stage 5-1 by Chris Hülsbeck (Mega Turrican)

Thanks To...

Muscle Cat Saxon Huxley for the fabulous intro

The Good People Of Squared Circle for letting me know even Southern Americans had no clue what Sarah Logan was saying

Rovert for Zack Ryder's bald cream

albergc98 for the NJPW Double Neckbreaker

BohsJohnny for watching IWA-MS try-out shows

Allan_Cheapshot and that GIF of ADR that went everywhere

Jason Hauth for the MCW botch with Okada and some dead guy

DeanRasslin for Axl Rotten vs. Joey Maggs

HeavyMetalAlan for Bestia 666 vs. crappy table

Kelvin Stevenson for Tenzan forgetting how to tag wrestle

Ian Hamilton for Attack Pro!

Noah Vasseur for Avalon vs. Panda from Bar Wrestling 3

Jorge CRR for bad lucha dive

Filip Šedivý for the Cody Hall botch (that he loved so much he sent a tweet which he then deleted)

TheRealElbow for watching Impact for me

Pete Molski for translating the DDT press conference

chowder908 for the Kevin & Sami ending

themasething for the Canadian ending

DerekLedZep for the Simpsons Diva Revolution ending

Notes...

To quote Jim Cornette, ''I don't know what they got for putting a live mic in front of Sarah Logan but I hope it was at least 5-10 years.'' Thanks for increasing the life-span of this series Sarah.

The IWA-MS tryout kid going splat (a lot of that happening in IWA-MS recently) was OK. Nothing a hotdog couldn't fix.

I debated on including Booker T's Simoleon comments, it's close enough to sound like something nerdy to be acceptable on here where good wrestling is ruined with geek stuff but not that bad in the overall scheme of Booker T things.

The Impact triple-incorrect-name wrong isn't fake as some have asked.

Hey a perfectly acceptable BACK AND TO THE LEFT. It's been a while. Love that Impact is pre-recorded and they still left that in.

DDT are mostly silly so the press conference is hardly being ruined, but it made me laugh and I have friends who can translate Japanese so eh.

I've no idea who what Drake & Josh is, hopefully you do.

List Of Companies And Where To Find Them...

Facebook.com/MuscleCatSaxonHuxley for all your Saxon Huxley needs

WWE Network is still there and you can watch NXT War Games and stuff

http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork

The Crash have a Twitter

https://twitter.com/TheCrashLuchas

NJPW World has a big-ass archive of shows with plenty of new Chris Jericho uploads

http://njpwworld.com

Attack Pro, the craziest company to emerge from Cardiff can be found here

http://attackprowrestling.bigcartel.com/

Pro Wrestling NOAH don't have any English speaking site so here's their wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_Wrestling_Noah

Okada in wrestling cane be found here in MCW

http://melbournecitywrestling.com.au/

BAR WRESTLING can be found on the HighSpots Network and it's better than it sounds

https://www.highspotswrestlingnetwork.com/

Impact Wrestling still has a website and it's not on Geocities

http://impactwrestling.com/

IWA-MS and SSPs on concrete can be found on the always-reliable SMV

http://smartmarkvideo.com/

https://smvod.com

wXw has a gut (German for good) on Demand service

http://wxwnow.de/

DDT don't have much in the way of English but here's a fine fan-account to follow

https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT

And here's your Botchamania social media links

https://www.facebook.com/botchamania

https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg

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