Botchamania 358 & Endingmania 7 (Patreon)

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Botchamania 358

https://vimeo.com/248339862

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6c3oic

Endingmania 7

https://vimeo.com/248503252

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6c3nn3

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Botchamania 358: A Charlie BRAAAAAAUN Christmas

Music...

Monstrous Machines for "Metallic Madness Zone: Act 1" by Tee Lopes (Sonic Mania)

Angel Of Death by Slayer

Fuck This Shit I'm Out by Youngblaze

Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds theme song

Black Mage Village by Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy IX)

I'd Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You by David Allen Coe

Thanks To...

Hoodslam for the money

LuchaDS and Jonathan Richards for the fabulous intro

BeybladeParm for Ethan HD's standard def moonsault

TALV1821 for the DogTU clip

XThreeee for the BCW clip

mellow_carl for the The Room/Kalisto ending

_TakaMichinoku for the animu weeb ending

Notes...

Kalisto getting blasted in the face fucking sucks and I'm not advocating people throwing shit at wrestlers, at least do it outside so they have a chance to hit you back. I know it's all well and good me saying this while also featuring the video in Botchamania so I'm having my cake and eating it and you're right. But still, don't do that shit.

I think it's sad that Ziggler had that entrance fuck up on Smackdown and no-one messaged me about it, meaning no-one noticed or cared. I get messaged every time someone so much as stutters yet this one went un-noticed.

Clash Of Champions was skippable. Whether or not being dull is worse than being bad is debatable but it's on-par with Battleground this year as Worst Network Special/Most Skippable Show.

Pretty sure Nick Jackson meant to ''fall'' at PWG but I'm sure he didn't intend on landing on his head in the process...which meant I could finally use that ''retired Nick Jackson'' clip from months ago. Thanks Nick!

I was there live at ICW Fear & Loathing when Rey no-showed his own entrance. Apparently allegedly maybe there wasn't any monitor backstage so he didn't know he was up. I don't know if that's true but I know ICW are a lovely bunch of lads and everyone else made their way to the ring on time so who knows?

The Southside Tables Match is my favourite thing of the year, well done Joseph Conners.

The David Allen Coe ending is one of the easiest crap jokes to make but that didn't stop me.

I usually try and avoid anime endings because the majority of the ones submitted expect you to know what the anime is and that's the joke. This one works even if you don't like that weeb pillow-wife filth that isn't JoJo.

List of Companies And Where To Find Them...

Hoodslam and their services can be found here

http://www.birdswillfall.com/

WWE Network is still there and you can skip Clash Of Champions 2017 and go straight to the last NXT of the year instead

http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork

PROGRESS rarely have botches so when they do happen they're special

https://progresswrestling.myshopify.com/

3-2-1 Battle have a YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpSj7q4MHSpobwLaJ8UItqw

DTU (the one with the dog) don't have a site or YT so here's their Twitter

https://twitter.com/dtuextremos

PWG show up when they want to on the HighSpotsNetwork

https://www.highspotswrestlingnetwork.com/

Southside Wrestling has a fine site you can look at and click on

http://www.southsidewrestling.co.uk/home

ICW have a damn fine On Demand that shows up on time UNLIKE SOME

https://icwondemand.pivotshare.com/

Border City Wrestling has a tight, non-slack site

http://bordercitywrestling.com/

And here's your Botchamania social media links

https://www.facebook.com/botchamania

https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg

Endingmania 7 (Unused 2017 endings)

Here's the cream of the crop of unused endings that have been submitted in 2017. Some them good, some bad, but all made with love. Er I think. Anyway, I wanted to start fresh in 2018 with a cleared-up ENDINGS folder so I can make more Simpsons jokes.

List of Credits...

Douglas Scarpa for the Monty Python ending

CoverTimePete for the Pokemon Go ending

Nathan Brittles for the NEW WHO IS BAD ending

Bradley James for the Reigns ambulance ending

Charles Chase for I'm A Loser ending

Phillip Broadnax Jr. for the Orton/Rusev ending

Shroommeister for the Strider ending

BeAwesomeOne for WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT ending

BigDaddyWarbuxx for the Goldberg ending

Kimijb17 for the TIME TO STOP ending

Jenn Dil for the Beetlejuice ending

Boolet 80D for the Sheamus is bright ending

NotRealFake1 for the Sootie ending

Whatisalorde for the Barney ending

Adam Coville for The WestWorld ending that I didn't want to use to risk spoiling the show for anyone (like I did when I used that GOT ending)

Ben Spanton for the Cesaro ending

EvilAsMoDean for the JoJo ending

Cyprian Bowlding for the Jaws II ending

StandTheDryBear for the PUT IT IN HHH ending

PichuAndFreud for the other JoJo ending

Youssif Khalid for that meme ending

SteveSlaughter for TLCats ending

Dion Gleeson for the Scott Steiner SmashMouth ending

Maffew for the Firefly, Lion King, Fleetwood Mac, Lio Rush No-Selling, TRASH, Kool-Aid, Fashion Files, Countdown, Mae Young Classic, Machine Head, P.O.D. and other bad endings

Notes...

Some of these weren't used as they were too similar to other endings (I'd already done a Monty Python running joke for Baron's entrance in Rumble 2017), puns that had ran their course (HONK HONK, Brie Mode, GLORIOUS etc.), too niche (Countdown, Filthy Frank) or too long (Steiner Smashmouth). It's weird that there's now so many botches in wrestling, fifteen minutes is sometimes a restriction so I have to be picky with endings.

If one of your endings is here and think ''shit, it wasn't good enough for Botchamania'', don't feel bad. The endings that DIDN'T make it were the ones that weren't good enough.

So thanks for sending them in, if people enjoy them then people will be happy they at least appeared in this video, if people don't like them then people will think I'm smart for not including them in Botchamania. HA HA I WIN.

Hope you have a lovely Christmas and all that shite