Filmed the thing – but you won't see it for another six weeks (Patreon)

Yesterday I shot the thing you all like – then I hid it away in a hard drive, where it will remain untouched for a month while I work on other things. Ah, but how I delight in torturing you! How I thrive on your agony!

Later this week I am going to go get a bunch of lumber and start building an elaborate set. I'll give $1,000 dollars* to anyone who can guess what it is.

*in monopoly money