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As I write this, I'm in the back of a car with War of the Fanboys and his...kitten. 

He brought a girl dressed like a kitten. 

We're headed to a UFC gym, so we'll be there soon. 

Jesus fucking christ, what is happening to my life. 

See you guys soon!

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The Fight: Comedian Asterios Kokkinos vs. /u/The_Donald mod WarOfTheFanboys

Please support me on Patreon so I can buy a jumprope or something: patreon.com/asterios Yeah, it's me, Asterios Kokkinos, fighting a mod from "The_Donald" named "WarOfTheFanboys." He challenged me to a fight, and I accepted without knowing what the guy looked like because it was just too funny not to do. Watch and enjoy!

Comments

CaptainZM

What in the blue fuck.

Ross Lane

If you lose, you're out of the family!

Fran Cisco

Hope you found gloves, otherwise your hands will hurt like hell for a few days.

Patrick K.

You got my dollar you sneaky Greek. Im just hoping for a good fight.

Rachel Jones

Really hope all that not working out pays off, buddy.

Patrick K.

So the plan is you go offline?

Alex Randall

I feel like your rage has lessened, you are reverting to the genuine non-asshole that you are. Get the rage back to sock this cuck in the face!

David Pradis

Best fucking $1 I've ever spent!

Adam Andersson

asterios you had the fucking match, i'm surprised! you have to train for the rematch. you can do this! <3

SOGGY BOB

Those man v food training montages really made the difference! I'll give you that fight I'd imagine with no training you did what was natural and put some weight behind those punches. The best thing was that win or lose you were a comedian all the way through eliminating possible fear

Kevin James

Asterios wins. That bitch couldn't throw a proper punch.

MildlyInfuri8ng

Ah.. the ol' "use 99% of your energy in the first 10 seconds" strategy

Phil Clark

Hercules would be proud!

Ramlan Kamal

It came true and this is probably the funniest fight I've ever seen! Work on your cardio but leave your fighting style as it is. Love you man!

Gabraham

I can't believe this actually happened. Holy shit.

Sleepnir

Damn, I was really hoping that fucking creep would get the beating he deserves. I like that he at least was so incapable of being funny on camera that he didn't even bother basically saying a word the whole thing. Tryhard cuck.

Sleepnir

Holy shit you tossed him around like the tiny manchild he is, though! Fun to watch. 44:34 was an especially solid clocking. Great job following through on your assaults, and even your dodging was pretty damn on point. (Suppose there wasn't much real need to dodge when nothing he threw had any force behind it)

Brian Jones

Fun, but god damn that was terrible! At least it happened though, I didn't think it would.

Zach Owen

YO, BROSTERIOS! who is crazier, mental jess or war-of-the-fanboy's girlfriend?

Girf Strongweiner

Congrats, Asterios, you definitely got the better end of this one. One may not be able to Stump a Trump, but you've shown that it's equally perilous to Fuck with a Cuck.

vibritec

You destroyed him. Next time do a set number of rounds and have a referee judge the winner if it's indecisive.

Jorge Román

is that... is that a cat girl? oh god

Daniel Bak

This woman is an absolute psycho.