BONUS! Porg Chatter: Porgs Stop A School Shooting (Patreon)

The following was written by Sirancha, my insane co-host:

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Hello it’s Sir Nachos, coming to you with the first ever bonus episode of Porg Chatter!

If you haven’t seen Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting, I recommend that you drop what you’re doing and go watch it before “Daddy” Derek Savage goes apeshit and starts sperging into oblivion to get the most adorable, molestable Youtuber taken off the god damn internet. 

If you aren’t familiar, Daddy Derek Savage is a delusional con artist who thinks you need $25,000 to film a 20 minute DARE film. Derek is also some kind of diaper fur enthusiast whose “son” is a man in an anthropomorphic cat fursuit. Draw your own conclusions there. 

In this episode, we uncover the mystery of where the $25 budget to the film went and how porgs could stop (or maybe start?) a school shooting.

Thank you for listening!