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Hey! I'm taking a small twitter break. I'm not having a ton of fun with it, I'm getting too triggered and fighty and it just doesn't feel like...me. 

But I also don't wanna lose touch with the people I care about! So if you want, call or text my cell at (347) 705-7617.

(Yes, that is my real cell number, feel free to call it right now to check.)

I have so much fun on twitch and on podcasts and livestreams and talking to YOU, the person reading this! But...I dunno, on Twitter, I just...I become someone I'm not super happy with. 

Like, yesterday I lie down to take a nap after visiting a bunch of birds at the bird zoo. Which is pretty much the greatest day of Sirancha's life. Birds land on us, we're feeding birds, birds are hanging out with us...it's incredible!

Then a guy tags me in a political thing. And I take the bait, like a goddamn boomer idiot! And another guy tags me in a political thing, and I'm T R I G G E R E D, and the next thing I know, three hours of my life are just...gone.

And all I'm left with is this really pissed off feeling! It's like: what am I even getting out of this?

The only good thing I can see about twitter is that it lets me talk to cool people. So if you wanna talk, just reach out: (347) 705-7617.

Finally, as a reward for reading this far: this month Sirancha and I are launching our new weekly show: The Loudest Podcast. It'll be me and her together every week, being very, very loud. It'll be livestreamed for big buck patre-o's, and ALL patre-o's will get it early!

I'm thinking between The Loudest & Boomer vs. Zoomer, 2019 can just be a year where I make good podcasts and make your commute or workday more fun.

Anyway, that's all from your favorite crazy uncle! We're at an Orlando Hooters right now so I should probably bail before she eats all the boneless wings. Speaking of birds. Happy New Year, dammit!