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Here, finally, is the Asterios Sex Pillow. Use it in good health:

Front Side 

Back Side 

I love you all. 


Hee haw & happy holidays,

Asterios Kokkinos

President, Spite Incorporated
(A Real Life "S" Corp Operating Out Of New York)

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Austin

I wish I hadn't clicked the deviantart link as soon as it loaded.

LeveledUpGN

Will there be a new Asterios Showkknows? Talking about the lolsuit?

Asterios & Sirancha

When there's something to report, yes! I'm not really gonna talk about it on public channels, so pretty much only you guys will know

Lobster Magnet

Remember it's not just you you're fighting for. It's also those two little dove chicks sitting on your window sill. Captain Crunch wishes you a congratulations on your new surrogate bird children. Scritchs are coming.

Sleepnir

You're a good guy, Asterios. I read every word and I'm glad at least some (imho quite major!) aspects of your life are looking up! Remember you're welcome in Hawaii anytime. (And no fucking way am I looking at that pillow)

Dino

Congrats on the job! Also, my eyes!!

Jake Rawls

Just sent you a message Asterios, I think I can help you with a Texas date.