Michael Thernovich & The Magical Pill Factory (Patreon)

THE STORY:  The Five Minute Podcast can be anything the listener wants it to be. So patreoni Lakeambra sent in this request:

"I have a golden ticket to Mike Cernovich's mysterious and magical pill factory. In the voice of Mike Cernovich, please give me the tour. Describe all the amazing pills you're creating and their effects. Bonus points for doing the whole podcast as Cernovich and never breaking character."

This was so goddamn funny to read that I had to record this one right away.  I riffed it all out into my mic, so if parts of it don't make sense, it's because it's improvised. Uh...yeah...that's the excuse...

Superproducer Zwick! then composed original music around my improvised acapella lyrics, which shows you just how far he's willing to go for you fine coconuts out there.

And Lakeambra was kind enough to share this episode with everyone, which he didn't have to do! If listeners wanna keep their episode just for themselves, that's 100% their call. Some folks like being the only person in the world to hear their episode!