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A lot of it touched my balls.

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BillBull

Asterios Why

Frederic Moseley Jr.

This is what makes you awesome! Enjoy the well deserved dough.

Matt Dyer

This is a really innovative way of making sure people don't withdraw their Patreon support. I sure as fuck would never want it back now.

Blaise

THIS IS WHY YOU GET MY MONEY

Sleepnir

Hey, you be careful with that. That's more money than your country's prime minister has seen all year so far (does Greece have a prime minister? Fuck if I know)

Mortotem

I never asked for this

CaptainZM

That has to be a Photoshop. Not nearly hairy enough.

funny name

i would be upset if this sort of thing didn't happen.

Jesse Mills

Oh you! Haha! Ha! Ah! Um... what pledge level do we have to hit to never be sent anything like this ever again?

Phillip stahl

Can you use my $20 to get a decent haircut?

Gabraham

If I had known this would happen...

John Johnson

Upon close visual inspection of this photograph, I believe you are wearing underwear. I am doubtful that any of these bank notes have come into contact with your testicles.

Austin Marcoe

Damn gurl. How you get all that in them jeans?

Phillip stahl

Glad I don't live there. Does Asterios know that there are places to live besides New York City, Miami, and Los Angeles? There are plenty of places where he could save that cash instead of blasting 2 grand a month on an army cot in a closet that he is sharing with 3 others.

Phil Clark

Is that a wig or do you always wake up with your hair looking like Worf?

Wrdge

Looks like I have a new phone wallpaper