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Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one) (Patreon)

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2025-11-11 05:00:08
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In the 1990s, Matt Le Tissier was the ultimate cult hero.

A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloors and guzzled KFC buckets every night.

But then things got a bit weird.

In his second act, Le Tiss warn against communist takeovers, accused Boris Johnson of controlling the weather, and withdrew his consent to be governed.

This is his story…

Links from the pod:

Amazing goal vs Blackburn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cx59N1wHcs 

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Hywel Maslen

Epic work - I just remember one quote he had a bag of chips after games and was portrayed as dull. Anything but.

Stu A

My Patreon app began glitching, as soon as the intro reached Le Tiss’ 2nd act… Makes u think…🤔

Rory Johnson

Speaking of the original Wimbledon, any chamce of a special on their takeover? (as an og womble myself, I'd apppreciate it)

Lou's Brews

I lived in Guernsey for a bit as a kid; we had a Burger King (and a Woolworths) but even that has since perished from the island. It was indeed comparable to the Wickerman, just with more cults.