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The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie) (Patreon)

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2025-12-09 07:00:07
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Britain already has a royal family.

But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement.

The Beckhams.

For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making.

From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams…

Watch Finlay Christie’s stand up special, Aura Farmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQiTfnFNUQ 

Links from the pod: 

Brooklyn’s bacon sandwich on NBC: https://metro.co.uk/video/brooklyn-beckham-cooks-english-breakfast-sandwich-2518705/ 

Cruz’s music: https://wwsw.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7452826349779160352 

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Charlie Harris

Petition for Jack to cover Say You Will at the live shows.

Will

The Royal Family perishing in a yachting mishap got me thinking about the White Ship Disaster that caused The Anarchy. Could make a good pod now that you boys have branched into history.

Ads

Finlay generally annoying through the whole ep but totally and utterly ruins it at the end. Not for me. Some episodes are better when it’s just the two of you

toiletqueue100

I have it on first hand authority that Brooklyn spent the entirety of a photoshoot he “ran” in London playing table tennis whilst his team actually did it. The man is a bastion of hard work and determination.

GB

I was at a year 7 disco (I was also in year 7, just to be clear) that Cruz happened to be at where they played his Christmas song. Can comfortably say it was one of the funniest things ever.