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March Patreon Poll

  • Steven Seagal 317
  • Stephen Hawking 348
  • Vikings 89
  • 2026-02-09
  • 754 votes
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It's that time of the month again. Let us know what the next Patreon special should focus on:

Comments

Berend

Seagal would be a blast. So many fun stories with that one 😄

Matthew Coope

Hope you keep the other 2 in the backlog fellas, I'd love to see all 3!

dan rose

Please be seagal Dudes a walking meme

Rob

So as his 'martial arts' videos feature, there is only one winner here. Steer away from Epstein's favourite astro physicist for the time being. Plenty of material will be forthcoming in the next months 🤣

M. McGregor

The Steven seagal police reality show; legit

Paul Hibbitt

Hawking if you do impressions of him

Cathal Chu

Gotta be Hawking.Dirty dawg who achieved the unique feat of walking out on his wife for another women without being able to walk!

Adam Gorman

Hawking for me, some pretty grimy skeletons in his closet, or so I hear..

Turner Reynolds

I know this is off topic, but the latest Jake Humphrey Facebook post is pure Jake Humphrey .

Martin

He’s just a cook

Pete Rhodes

Hawks... but not in his American accent

Alex Malcolm X (formerly Twitter)

Hawkings for sure. Jerry Seinfeld got enough on him except his penchant for young girls and love the genocidal states?