Scary Solar System 5 (Earlier Access) (Patreon)

I had completely lost my cool with this job

Got men 4 times taller than me slapping me on the ass so hard it'd nearly throw me across the room if I hadn't

When I complained to management they laughed at me, told me it was part of the job and that if I didn't like it, maybe I wouldn't go around taking things that aren't mine anymore. Hah, jokes on them, I've been lifting stuff the whole time I've been here.

Rich, fat, old business men get staring at my TnA and before you know it, a watch or a piece of jewlery goes missing and they think they just lost it in a drunken stupor. Mine now. 

Too bad I couldn't launder the funds I'm getting from lifting toward my debt, then I'd left that shithole eons ago.

Ah well, doesn't matter-- shit hit the fan already anyway. Exile showed up starting asking questions and before you knew it, the damn lizard found me out. I thought I could fight him-- turns out that even if I were -me- again, he'd still kick my ass.

Now I'm in one of his containment pods and we're already launching. Gonna be a long slow and annoying ride back to Mars... Ah well. Guess I deserve it.Maxiz...out...