Alpha to Zeta 21 (Patreon)

I woke up this morning, ate, meditated, went on a walk, paid some bills, all while avoiding digital screens the most I could... but I couldn't leave this page sitting un-finished. Something about this kind of humor just kills me, its raunchy sure but it's also weirdly dry, I can't describe it. ANYWAY back to avoiding screens for the rest of the day.