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I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH - Help Me Show Episode 26 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-09 20:00:08
Imported:
2026-06

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President Jumbo

Ok welcome back to my weekly comment about the help me show video: how has everyone’s day been? I haven’t watched the entire video but I know that it will be great; my excitement is on par with the first time I saw Mankind get thrown off the top of the cell by the Undertaker and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer’s table back in 1998. Man what a great time!

nuzha

Thanks for dropping this show every week and making sure I actively never reach sanity.

Forrest

Matan how long before I have my dad surgically remove your face and graft it onto me. Then I will host the Matan Forrest show

Julian

title

Bloody Mary

You stop sleeping when you realize its all a dream

Bloody Mary

I like this blood idea, ironically the ones sleeping like that are actually the most awake

Dennis Rock

I'm at the train station right now. Thanks for the advice Matan!

Meagan

Would you consider a nap?

Pelvoid

Can viral flooring please use my money this month to buy a whopper from Burger King

matan(my brother sister) stole my $10

Hey Morton, this is not really a question but I want to give you a suggestion. Put pizza rolls on top of a salad with some ranch it's very good, I've been eating it since I was a fetus, But yes this is just a suggestion for now when the next cue for question comes up I will ask you to eat this and put some shredded chicken in there too and if you like barbecue sauce

Natalya

another fantastic episode thanks so much

megan 1.0

i wish i was as smart and intelligent as you. and i wish i was as excited as you were talking about payton albert.

megan 1.0

can i give you more money?

megan 1.0

wow that’s a first

ten

why so grey like night time

darkostank21

This episode sucks, thanks for uploading it

megan 1.0

he’s read a few of my questions. the first one in this ep and at some point last ep

megan 1.0

1 is already in my user so i get that one

megan 1.0

the other ones are synths. not real. bots. fake imposter

Beast Merc

I'll keep an eye out for the next episode

Beast Merc

It's a Megan Apocalypse. I know a couple Megans myself. They're everywhere 👀

Beast Merc

He doesn't love you Megan. He's secretly in love with your brother.

Beast Merc

Don't do it Dennis. Use your head

Beast Merc

98 was a good year. Around the time I got a PS1.

Beast Merc

Like a Puffer Fish. Or is it a Fluffer Fish?

Dennis Rock

You mean charge at the train headfirst like a ram? Good idea Merc!

Meagan

In spirit! How much did Matan steal from you?

Meagan

Careful, Dennis!

Dennis Rock

I will Meagan I have my special needs helmet

Meagan

Dennis do you think Viral Flooring knows where Larry is?

Dennis Rock

So what happened is that I beat up Jake Paul and me Larry along with OG Mikol was riding in Nigeria.. let's just say good thing I was in the back seat. Mikol was in the passenger while Larry was on the right side next to me... SHWOOO!!! Good thing I'm good 👍

Dennis Rock

Also viral flooring was the driver and is now facing charges in Nigeria. We we're in his Ferrari SUV

Gary Eddy

Thank you for answering my question. It makes me feel important

becca

thank you for the advice. just obtained my first fridge, the first to many 🤞🏼

enki

Real🙃

Kyshauna Gould

Great podcast love it my question is if you were to put cheese on a cheese burger why?

PhDinADHD

Marvin is not uploading new help me shows forcing me to come back and watch this one again.

Gary Eddy

Matan, the best!

Myles Myers

Should I start buying scratch off tickets or is that only for homeless and drunk

falen

Fat nigga dropping food recipes for matan to try go take a hike buddy