🍷🔫 Roberta’s Midnight Duty: An Unfortunate Intruder! 💥✨ (Patreon)

Hey Black Lagoon fans! 👋 Late at night at the Lovelace mansion, an overconfident intruder waits for the perfect moment to strike. Having carefully planned his move while the family is away and the grounds seem quiet, he slips inside during the dark hours. However, he made one fatal miscalculation: he completely overlooked the head maid of the house! Unknown to him, Roberta is a elite-trained former guerrilla operative whose lethal instincts never truly sleep.

The Scene: Woken by the faintest sound near the hallway, Roberta reacts instantly—still dressed in her nighttime attire! Catching the intruder red-handed right as he attempts to pick a door lock, she neutralizes his threat before he can even draw a breath. Sweeping him straight down to the floor, Roberta casually seats herself directly over her pinned captive to stretch her waking muscles! Treating her intruder as nothing more than a personal rest cushion while preparing to finish her inspection, she locks him flat under her unyielding posture—ensuring he is completely immobilized before applying a tight headlock grip to thoroughly subdue him!

With the intruder thoroughly converted into Roberta’s midnight footstool, the real question is: does he actually stand any chance of making it out of there in one piece, or is his night officially over? Let us know what you think in the comments below!

Thanks as always for the constant support! 🍷🖤