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Weight Related Pickup Lines (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-08 23:35:24
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2026-09

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Guys this popped into my head and work and I am so curious if there are any clever weight related pickup lines. Hehe I know someone I wanna tease so if you have any you know or make up please tell me I'm so serious haha!

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ajmayday

I know some shitty ones lmao -Are you a weighted blanket? Because you look like peak comfort. - You’re not plus-size, you’re premium edition. -Are you a Costco membership? Because you come in a big package and I’m interested. -The scale doesn’t measure you, it just files a report. - That’s not a figure, that’s a whole geometry problem. Some help from GPT but some of them just straight up stupid or terrible lmao