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AMA Part 1.5 || Weapon of Choice for a Zombie Apocalypse? 🧟🗡️ (Patreon)

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2026-09-30 16:40:29
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2026-10

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Throat still scritchy but improving, lemme do a few more AMA questions.

🤔 Questions:

In a zombie apocalypse, what do you think would be the best weapon you could find in a hardware store?

Would you do a adult baby role play audio with diapers?

Are you actually into anything that you post?

What your favorite class/archetypes in TTRPG/CRPG?

Any advice for dealing with a breakup?

Do you enjoy yourself when you make audios where your character comes, or if it’s just very good acting?

🎨 Art: @walladoo

😺 Tell me, how'd you survive a zombie apocalypse? Any tips for getting over an ex?

》 Too shy to comment or critique? I'll close my eyes... Feedback for Skitty

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Teddy

Teddy's answer is a shovel. The over common answer is a crowbar. Shovel does everything a crowbar does and digging. and has a bladed end. and has longer leverage. also, believe it or not, shovel kung-fu sees a suprising ammount of action in both world wars and even in the current conflicts today. even being mentioned in the iconic classic ww1 novel 'All Quiet on the Western Front.' Teddy has long suspected Skitty has an oral fixation. And yes.... after this many years Skitty, Teddy can tell the difference between squirmy Skitty and acting Skitty. Don't worry ;) as like all teddsters your secrets are safe with me. absolute lock box.

Sleepyweeb

Yayy, Mommy Skitty content, and I was definitely thinking nail gun to, lol and I like the 2nd thing but honestly don't expect it from you cause I doubt most of your audience wants that kinda stuff, lol, but feel better soon🥺❤️

Rex

I wanted to answer the questions as well, I figured it would give good feedback. 1. A modified Nail Gun or like a children squeaky hammer in the toy section. 2. It would be different but some of my trauma comes from before I can remember as a child so it might help bring some comfort. 50/50 3. I am mostly into self care things that reinforce a good healthy subconscious. I don't mind a little danger as long as long as it ends in growth as a better person. I use most of my audio as a safe place at the end of the night to gather my thoughts and bring my nervous system down to stay a good little human. 😂 4. Archytpes in Games- Any character that is outcasted for doing the right thing. Some great storylines in games. Archytpes in Audio: Life is better as a game. My journey of archytpes in therapy has followed Carl Jung and his idea of how to become conscious of the subconscious. Let me tell ya...... 👀 5. When in a difficult situation like a break up make sure you are telling yourself the correct story. Perception is a tricky bastard and you can grow from any experience. 6. I don't know if it's a normal thing but I listen to your audio after a meditation. In that space I enjoy it fully as if in a beautiful lucid dream.

SkittyKat

I don't have a lot of exposure to that kink, but a good script can always change my mind. I do like being mommy :)

Sleepyweeb

Fair enough, just never expected it from you honestly, lol but I hope you feel better soon and get over this cold Mommy Skitty ☺️❤️

AnonyMoose

If your throat feels scritchy, would head/ear/chin scritches make it feel better? What about the favorite scritch spot for most kitties, at the base of the tail? Or are you one of the rare tummy scritches Skitty, or some other favorite spot? I'd avoid the nail gun. They're not really THAT long ranged, and are either electric or compressed air, which will be a problem once basic utilities start breaking down. Plus, they make a lot of noise, which invites trouble. Ditto for power tools, generators, and the previously mentioned air compressors. If you want LOTS of reach, I'd suggest modifying one of those long tree/branch trimmers with the big saw blade at the end, plus you'll probably have access to metal sharpening files, so find a garden tool you like the heft of and sharpen it. I'd suggest looking for something that you could shape into a decent halberd. D&D related idea though, since RPGs were brought up: Dragon listener adopts human/humanoid Skitty maiden, and makes her crown jewel of his treasure hoard. When the listener is in dragon form, Skitty gets to climb all over while spoiling him to sleep, and she can make requests when he shapechanges into humanoid form for when he spoils her.

Zter

I always enjoy these. Can't wait for the next one. I don't know if mine will be in there. Maybe it's OK if it's not I just like hearing these.

The Neo Deus

I'm sorry to inform you that a nail gun is actually strictly a point-blank range weapon. They're made so that they only actually fire when pressed up against a surface and can't be used for projectiles. You've been eaten, Skitty. 💀 It's been fun while it lasted.

SkittyKat

Okay, you can be on my rag tag team to survive the apocalypse.

SkittyKat

Thank you for the responses! And a peek into your head. We can all practice a little more mindfulness and take care of our subconscious :)

SkittyKat

Back scritchies please! Ooo a shape-shifting partner would be the dream, omg. 🤤

SkittyKat

Noooooo. My plans. Well, maybe I should just hide out in a secret tree house or something. I hope these zombies can't climb,

SkittyKat

There's still about 20 questions to go! If you submitted, it should be in there. :)

Teddy

<3 Teddy will do his duty and protec' Skitty as her zombie slaying frontline!

AnonyMoose (edited)

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2026-10-02 17:00 Then I suggest you do some research into the dragons from D&D. They can shapeshift, they hoard treasure, and many metallic (good aligned - gold, silver, brass, etc.) dragons also tend to design their lairs to include human sized amenities for the occasional guest. And you should know, that the ability to assume human shape means dragon-blooded individuals (humans/humanoids with dragons in their ancestry) are a thing. Also be sure to look up the jokes concerning bards and relationships. :)
2026-10-04 06:00 Then I suggest you do some additional research into the dragons from D&D, there are lots of wikis and online material for different campaign settings on the topic. They can shapeshift, they hoard pretty things, and many metallic (good aligned - gold, silver, brass, etc.) dragons also tend to design their lairs to include human sized amenities for the occasional guest. And you should know, that the ability to assume human shape means dragon-blooded individuals (humans/humanoids with dragons in their ancestry) are a thing in D&D. Also be sure to look up the jokes/memes concerning bards and relationships. :)
2026-10-02 11:10 *commences back scritchies* Then I suggest you do some additional research into the dragons from D&D, there are lots of wikis and online material for different campaign settings on the topic. They can shapeshift, they hoard pretty things, and many metallic (good aligned - gold, silver, brass, etc.) dragons also tend to design their lairs to include human sized amenities for the occasional guest. *continues back scritchies* And you should know, that the ability to assume human shape means dragon-blooded individuals (humans/humanoids with dragons in their ancestry) are a thing in D&D. *even more back scritchies* Also be sure to look up the jokes/memes concerning bards and relationships. :) *ALL the back scritchies*

*commences back scritchies* Then I suggest you do some additional research into the dragons from D&D, there are lots of wikis and online material for different campaign settings on the topic. They can shapeshift, they hoard pretty things, and many metallic (good aligned - gold, silver, brass, etc.) dragons also tend to design their lairs to include human sized amenities for the occasional guest. *continues back scritchies* And you should know, that the ability to assume human shape means dragon-blooded individuals (humans/humanoids with dragons in their ancestry) are a thing in D&D. *even more back scritchies* Also be sure to look up the jokes/memes concerning bards and relationships. :) *ALL the back scritchies*