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Interactive Ramble: Monster Girls CYOA and Date-Marry-Banish! [40min] (Patreon)

Published:
2021-01-28 01:31:30
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2021-08-20 21:03:25
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2026-06
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Make Your Own Monster!Link >> Monster Girl / Boy Generator V2 

Date - Marry - Banish!

In the audio I initially said "f*ck" as an option and forgot about it, but you can pretend that's "date". I removed the genders below if you wanna play along.Round 1:

Sneaky satyr who wears a corset and likes travelling

Undead alligator who wears high-heels and likes drinking

Yandere air spirit who wears ties and likes being a prince

Round 2:

Worn-down scorpion who wears a hijab and hates to draw

Closed-minded wyrm who wears hooker heels and likes dressing up

Paranoid fury who wears dreadlocks and hates fashion

Round 3:

Skinny robot who wears a diamond ring and likes their girlfriend

Clownish nymph who wears stockings and hates going for a walk

Strict bunny who wears coats and likes to collect barbies

Monsterization Meta CYOA  [ ~link here~ ]

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Antoni

As a straight male: Russian hornet girl who wears thigh-highs and hates whistling(date but it's very hard to choose between kill because I am TERRIBLY TERRIFIED of hornets) Marry Submissive giant boy who wears nothing and likes going for a walk(he seems nice) Kill: Clever hydra boy who wears a hijab and hates to seduce humans(we wouldn't get along)

SkittyKat

The giant boy sounds super cute. I'd probably go the same route as you :)

Neko Winters =^,^=

This hits right as I have to be at works?!?! Cruel fate has delayed me yet again after giving me a notification to OWO at Ps thank God I'm trying to listen to what I can while the car warms up and I shovel snows because I didn't get the kitty audio notification for YouTube... now I want to cry I'm so excited to have more kitty audio to listen to!!! =Q.Q= Thank you so so so much momma Skitty!!! ❤

SkittyKat

Darn, but I hope you have a quiet shift. And yes!!! You get to be a kitty in my next audio ❤️❤️❤️

Teddy

Ugh. 3 hour meetings are bad enough, 3 hour meetings in the middle of the night are bad enough. Glad I get to listen and play along! (MFK - Marry Fuck Kill) As a straight dude I'mma stick with monster girls. :P 1. Lazy okuro-kubi girl who wears steampunk couture and likes being a leader - head detach 0.0 no thanks. BANISH'd Feisty bunny girl who wears bows and likes comics - I do indeed know what they say about buns. heh heh heh. Reminds me of a certain audio I enjoy over easter once a year. *waggles eyebrows* ;) Faithful fox girl, who wears sundresses and likes building robots - uhhhh where's the downside? Marry, I like this girl! Yes, please! In a heartbeat! CYOA! Kitsune (T.T I'll still cook for her if she wants it tho!) Loving it With the flow A step up Lovey Dovey Uncommon Sight Pleasure Rune Pact First Girl Effect Ordinary Ribbon. (So. CUTE!) <3 Be safe, take care, love ya' right back!

Nicky

Can’t wait to listen to this after work today!

RikkaTikka

Here's my addition. Date: Open-minded futakuchi-onna girl who wears flats and hates to play the flute. Marry: Caring goat girl who wears cowboy boots and hates to be alone. Banish: Submissive zombie boy who wears too-short shorts and hates fish CYOA: A neutral spirit broadsword (flexible, patient, above-average aggressiveness) who's in her role, a French vanilla, lovey-dovey, a rather uncommon sighting, and is at the same time a robot with the maid headress and a ribbon. Stylish.

Mishaak

Skitty with deep voice being deep. I wish! "Muffins are good, but not everything good are muffins." :thonk: For the DMB! 1. Sociopathic naga girl who wears hipster glasses and likes to draw. - This confirms my theory that all people who are wearing hipster glasses are sociopathic, lol. BANISH! 2. Dramatic elemental girl who wears arm warmers and hates fish - Pls no drama. And she would probably be fire most of the time given that. Nothing long term but could be fun for a few dates. Date. 3. Cocky lion girl who wears a fedora and likes sleeping - Oh my god... You cannot say no to the fedora. So HAWT! And lion girls is like a Dom cat-girl. And sleeping is good. :3 Merry. (But honestly why am I getting these fashion tragedies, snobbish SMH.) Screw Strip-clubs, you have your very own lewd-server. Lewd! Picking the bunny boy for a date... LEWD!!! :D

JDLGBOYZ21

Straight male so I’m gonna keep it monster girls Caring arachnid girl who wears hooker heels and likes going for a walk. Not big on spiders but she doesn’t sound too bad. marry Lazy stomach mouth girl who wears the captain's hat and hates their boyfriend. have to banish doesn’t sound like a fun date or partner Dominant futakuchi-onna girl who wears an eyepatch and likes birds. Idk didn’t know about this monster till now so a date sounds okay can’t imagine what that hair would be like to live with 0_0 especially if I want to be big spoon Kitsune Loving it With the flow Step up quiet hopeful Everyday occurrence Maid headdress. Maid outfits are pretty sexy too Pleasure rune Pact Ordinary ribbon

Nicky

Okay, so I haven't really done any Date - Marry - Banish sort of thing before, but I want to give it a try and see how it goes! So I got: An Eerie true monster girl who wears converse and hates children, a Beautiful bat girl who wears tights and hates being a leader and an Entrancing jellyfish girl who wears a toga and likes cleaning. 1. Eerie true monster girl who wears converse and hates children. She sounds cute, and I'm not a big fan of children either so its a date! 2. Entrancing jellyfish girl who wears a toga and likes cleaning. This is mostly because of the cleaning part, but I will probably marry this soft jellyfish girl :3 The toga is a plus. (Hopefully she doesn't sting) 3. Beautiful bat girl who wears tights and hates being a leader. Sorry bat girl but I'll have to banish you to the nether realms, even though those thights are tempting. I don't really care about the hates being a leader part. Loved the ramble btw<3

SkittyKat

Three hour meeting? THREE?! ...ew. I'm glad you surived. Faithful fox girl, who wears sundresses AND build robots? Wow, you hit jackpot! First girl effect, huh. You're gonna be alright handling all those ladies? I hope your foxy wife won't be too jelly.

SkittyKat

I had to google what a futakuchi-onna is... and oh my. I, um, may be scared to big spoon her. But the goat girl sounds adorable. I'd want her too. Oh! You picked a sword! I like that. She'd be a protective lover <3

SkittyKat

"Picky eaters are not allowed in this house" made me laugh. Your options in the generator were tricky, but that's the fun of it. I think I'd go with your picks. The octomaid wouldn't be ideal, but compared to the others, she sounds like a gem. Although... what does it mean to dislike spear? Why?! Lol. Your rationale for "Invulnerability" is sweet as heck <3

SkittyKat

Damn, those be words of wisedom. :derp: ♥ Fashion tradegies, lol. Now I gotta know what you wear. And you're NOT allowed to say nothing! :P Hmmm. Cocky vs. Dramatic. I dunno which is the lesser of two evils. But I'll go with the cuddly sleepy cat.

SkittyKat

Stomach mouth girl??! And she hates you? Yeah... I'm scared of her. Banish. I had to google what a futakuchi-onna, and I had the exact same thoughts about cuddling. Wow, you had some scary monster girl picks. lol I love that you also picked the ribbon. :)

Mishaak

Big fat fluffy socks, period. :bunsip:

SkittyKat

Oh! You replied down here. And I had just replied above. Anywho... I think I like the bat and jellyfish, and banish child hater. Although, yes, kids are pretty annoying sometimes. Lol.

Nicky

Yeah.. I should've just replied with this to my first comment instead, would've been easier to find. (sorry i accidently replied to the post instead of reply AGAIN my bad)

Lhykosidae

My random monsters and my responses to them were: Date: Glum harpy girl who wears an ill-fitted wardrobe and likes to read Harpies are cute, potentially more so in an ill fitted wardrobe(?) Banish: Introverted insectoid boy who wears braces and hates fashion Not into insectoids. Marry: Hard-working roc girl who wears a captain`s jacket and hates playing cards Had to confirm Roc’s are birds of prey, so like an avian girl. But would she be ginormous like in mythology? :shock: I might be able to ride her through the sky though. Cool though, a hard worker too. I can appreciate that. For the CYOA Kitsune – close to human physiology but with less draw backs than angel, demon, oni or holstau imo. And c’mon, cute fox girl. Loving it – because I want them to be happy but would be fine with neutral, as that’s a more realistic/holistic view imo. With the Flow – not over the top but also able to play the role and embrace it. A Step Up – I feel like this comes with being the kitsune but wouldn’t mind an extra flirty/horny partner. Lovey Dovey – As the quiet hopeful in the relationship I would like her to take the lead and help bring our (wholesome) fantasies to reality. Uncommon Sight – would have preferred something between this and everyday occ but feels special if they are rare. Collar, Headdress, Pact, and Rune – Two for the relationship and two for the sexy times :shrug: This was fun and a nice listen. Some of your responses were funny and cute. Hope you have a great day. Back to work for me.

SkittyKat

I may take your banished insect boy depending on what kinda buggo he is. Maybe he'll be a cute moth boy? But yes, a hard working partner is hard to pass up. "Two for the relationship and two for the sexy times". Heheh, very practical. I approve!

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

As a straight male: Date - Entrancing reptilian girl who wears a helmet and likes cats, sounds like a fascinating girl to go on a date with "what's the story behind the helmet?" Marry - Soft-spoken alraune girl who wears leather gloves and hates attending conventions, PLANT GIRL, I'd take care of her and maybe she'd give me ASMR in return with her soft voice and leather gloves! Banish - Unintelligent squid girl who wears hair berets and hates to collect human souls, this one just sounds uninteresting to me, although if I was braver the tentacles would be a definite plus...

Rajarshi Bandopadhyay

I actually find your real voice really nice too, btw. Anyway, here's mine: (straight male) 1. Dominant doll girl who wears hoodies and likes smoking --> MARRY this dom ladie and get edged for life UwU 2. Skinny ram boy who wears a captain`s jacket and hates to roleplay --> BANNISH this potential love rival! 3. Endearing anubis girl who wears flats and likes to play the flute --> DATE this girl, since she is nice, but she is too free-spirited. Marriage will probably not be good for her. Also, fun fact: if you marry a wurm boy who is limbless, you can edge him and he will be defenseless ;)

Da_robblar

Already starting with the intro, and damn, sexy skitty voices all over the place ;) I would never withhold peen from Skitty. If that's your preference, then monstarbois it is....for you Round 1 Fook - Alligator, as high heels and drinking just screams fun, sexy times :) Marry - Satyr, wanting to travel sounds like a lifetime thing, so hey, let's marry. Banish - Yandere spirit, as yeah, Yandere sounds like problems in the long run Wyrm, you got it right :) Round 2 Fook - Wyrm. Hooker heels and likes to dress up? Sounds like wants to bangs Marry - I have the feels for the sad/worn down. Marriage material....out of these 3 lol Banish - Paranoid Fury, paranoia may be justified. And c'mon, gotta be fashionable. Round 3 Fook - Okay, nymph alone is bang bed material, and hey, hates going for walks means time in the beds Marry - Robot, already has the diamond ring, and already likes me.....wait, their girlfriend? Shit. Banish - Bunny boi, Barbie collecting is expensive, and I can't support that. My round Fook - French magical girl, who wears leg warmers and hates to read. Books are awesome, I love reading, so might be better to have some fun warming each others' legs ;P Marry - Hyperactive pegasus girl, who wears goggles and likes playing with make-up. The goggles thing is cute, and I can see the make up thing being fun :) Banish - Fabulous stone girl, who wears their hair back and hates adventure. I do like the hair option, but adventure is the spice of life Building a monster with lady bits, I can do that. No horse cock? I remember horny Skitty ordering a too large dildo, so I can see this lol Glad to hear I wasn't the only one thinking "Too much work" with the merperson. LOL LEWD SKITTY, with that help going to sleep ;) I'd choose Kitsune if I were in my early 20s lol ....wait, healslut? I might be game, but agreed, too parenty OMG that fairy voice.....I'd be fine with that as my Navi My CYOA monstar gurl Kitsune Hesitant. Just the idea of how lustful they would be for me now, overwhelming her inability to come to terms with her change. With the Flow, see above A Step Up, but the tail end of Outta Control is how I'd expect life at home lol Lovey Dovey, only because I can't keep up with Hopeles Romantic Everyday Occurance Pact, Pleasure Rune, Stinger for me, and Ordinary Ribbon......how could I not choose the ribbon?

Renmaru

Your normal voice is almost better then higher voice. No judgement for enjoying the D Skitty, but appreciate your love for both genders, ladies got them sexy smooth bodies :3 As a straight male I'll personally change the genders of your options to lovely ladies, wouldn't mind hanging out with a monster dude but no romance there for me. Since Skitty is more interested in what we get I'll post my own round and then my own choices for Skitty's rounds! MY round: Two-headed hornet girl who wears fancy clothing and hates spaghetti: Hornets are scary, two heads is potentially also scary and I like spaghet, BANISH this girl. Ethereal insectoid girl who wears a pharoh's crown and likes fanfiction: MARRY, I'm a big fan of reading and writing and would love to spend a lot of time with her, insect parts aren't that bad. Worrisome dinosaur girl who wears nothing and likes devilled eggs: She's worrisome and doesn't like clothes, perfect for a quick FUCK, not probably great for long term. Round1: Satyr - Fuck (Not even sure there are female Satyr?) Satyr are drunk party animals, and this one is tricky, not great for long term commitments. Alligator - Banish, sorry girl undead aren't my thing, rotting flesh and scale don't smell so good Air Spirit - Marry, Okay I know she's yandere but that just means I need to help her believe that I'm committed to only her so she doesn't get all murderery... Round 2 Scorpion - Marry, snuggles and hugs for sad Scorpion :( Wyrm - Fuck Fury - Banish, same reason as you. Round 3 Banish the robot Marry the Nymph for the clownish smiles and giggles Fuck the bunny cause she's strict and I don't want that long term and uh... "Fuck like rabbits" is a saying. CYOA monster girl Kitsune Hesitant at first would be ideal to me, probably moreso if she is privately loving it though. With the Flow seems good. A Step Up since it's the standard, love knowing I am desired and showing that desire back <3 Outta Control sounds like a problem more then anything. Lovey Dovey, nice and in between, as I said I love showing affection and just hope she would point out when I am forgetting to show her how loved she is. Everyday Occurrence, don't want them all getting lonely PACT! Stinger (for me) and Ordinary Ribbon. I only want 3. The ribbon is adorable <3

SkittyKat

Plant girl who likes leather... she sounds kinky. Watch out for her vines ;)

SkittyKat

Lol, I'll take the rival. I'm not a fan of smoking, so she's all yours!

SkittyKat

I read French maid girl, and was OwO! But I'd marry that book lover. Hopefully we'd have enough shelves, otherwise we'll have to start Marie Kondo-ing. Wait, you still chose Kitsune. So you haven't changed? AND THE RIBBON IS A MUST! Yes :)

SkittyKat

All your girls sound kinda scary. I uh... will take the dino over the insects. Maybe she'll be less concerned once I get her some clothes. :) Stinger for you. Nice, I didn't think of applying the mods on ourselves... although that may be cheating. lol

Da_robblar

Once I saw the pleasure rune, the Kitsune was back on the table. Plus with the pact too, means we can fuck ourselves into immortality :p

SuperMoon

Hi, Skitty. I kind of chose to skip the Date\Marry\Banish part because none of them were appealing to me. I don't know why... Just...it's interesting but couldn't keep interest so long. But I did do the choose your own monster girl part. Which was an adventure in itself. So,I choose the Holstar because just how she is, it would just be something cute and she could be one of those timid cow girls. With the massive breasts, being that I love boobs and would drink her milk if she ever got sore. Which would also be cute. Her reaction would be hesitant. I don't know why, but just the genuine surprise and secret enjoyment as I watch her would be interesting to crack. Plus her secret lewd side could be all for me if she felt sage enough. Which I would try to make her feel. She would be either above the instint to trailing to snowflake. I would want her to know that she is still her, but the small call to be milked every day or often enough would pull her closer to me, I feel. If only in a thought or dream,but not change her at all, being like nothing even happened to her. She'd have a French vanilla to A Step Up. Somewhere between those two things. She would be respectful and composed in public, maybe even feel that small urge to grab a handful, but something about a dirty picture or text would be pretty sexy and show she was thinking of me all.day or some of the day. Even a little video.would be sexy. Her romantic outlook would be love to-do very. As a "no fairy tales" type of person in a small sense, she would be a perfect foil to me granted she does it right. And I feel like she would, snuggles, cuddles, feeling her massive understands on my back or in my face... Its pretty enticing. I am actually stuck on the abundance. Maybe she could be a strange bird... Or it could be an uncommon occurrence where she feels like she's the only one but never really met anyone like herself at all. Or in any iteration or amalgamation. it would be interesting to see what happens if she found one herself. And modifications... Well, the ribbon first and she could wear it on her horn, her neck, or her tail. Plus it would be cute and she finds it special, who wouldn't choose it. She would have Stinger because I love futanari, though a male. And maybe it would make her milk more...nutritious, even have healing properties. Her breast milk, not her other milk. But the force of her ejaculations would be tremendous. Pact for a few reasons, longer life one of them in a sense. But I rather be with my monster girl for as long as I can. It would be dangerous because even if she can take a little of the pain I feel, if she can't handle it, then that could be an issue. Not saying I work a dangerous job, but in the instances of... And I would give her a holographic cloak. In the instance we do go out in public or she goes out in public, no one would expect a thing. But she would probably be bigger under the cloak which would invoke a lot of questions to why she turns to one side in a wide area for her previous body. But there is my Choose your own monster girl. Maybe it's interesting. But maybe not. It is hard.to think of things you enjoy while depressed...even the fantasy feels hard to enjoy.

Renmaru

It isn't, if you read the Stinger option it in fact says when used on a Male (or Futa) including yourself, as I am Male, it's not cheating :D