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Will you be a good lil donut for daddy?

What is a double double? A way Canadians order coffee, meaning double cream and double sugar. Most commonly heard at Tim Hortons coffee chains.

This bespoken script was written for a Canadian buddy... a male voice. But since he passed up on this glorious opportunity, I'M DADDY NOW!

I still really want the M4F fill by the way... you know who you are! This monstrosity is your partially fault! >:( 

4tunekukee, thank you for this ridiculous script. I could barely keep my face straight for the joke take. 

Note: In case you're curious, there's no voice modulation. I switch from deep to derp on the fly.

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Andrew Long

*looks around, wanting to be some girl's Timbit*

PhantomZ

omg, just came back from getting my double double XD

Beep

Hmmm...maybe I'll do it. I typically specialize in cartoon voices, but maybe I can do something a little more risque.

Teddy

I got some cream for you from Boston for ya' right here Skitty. ;)

Richard Hardslab

I don’t think you need to apologize to Canada for this one XD

SkittyKat

Haha, that's fantastic. Starting the day right.

SkittyKat

You'd have to ask the writer for the script. I dunno if it's public.

SkittyKat

Ironically, I've never been a fan of Boston creams. Gimme ma sprinkles donut!

SkittyKat

Technically, this is kinda their fault... lol

Doddy

Oh lord, new patreon user here, help

SkittyKat

It's too late to save your soul. :)

Giraffes

I WAS WHEEZING OMFG this is too good (<3 timmies)

Noxy Keng

that voice change hit me like a brick. I'm absolutely impressed by your voice. You went from "I am the Captain now" to "I nibble on Cookies when nobody watches" in a Heartbeat. <3

halophoenix

My half Canadian heart damn near flew out of my chest I'm losing my MIND

Nicky

Woa, well that was something. A lil scary, but hilarious! Now i wanna try some Timbits.

Sonicblur83

well thanks for the visual, eh? now I need my French vanilla and old fashioned glazed fix 🤣

Alchemy

How does Daddy Skitty still manage to 100% put me in switch mode even through such a hilarious shit post?? Voice change was the perfect icing on top to one-up yourself, bless you for sharing such wholesome silliness

Beep

Even if it were, I'd ask either way. I'll check to make sure I know what I'm doing first, and then I'll ask 4tunekukee if they'll give me the go ahead.

Teddy

Double Ironically . . .niether have I. Maple frosting donut for teddy. Dunkin' Donuts tea party with Teddy? xD <3

Teddy

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Doddy

Welp, this is me now :(

Antoni

Jesus Christ "I wanna hold you like a cupholder". Best shit I've heard all week.

Mishaak

DEEEEEERPPPP... But oh my lewd. I've been waiting for another Daddy Skitty for so long! *Faints*

SkittyKat

Hehehe, that was the same reaction I had when I first read the script :)

SkittyKat

I love your interpretation of high pitch me, lol. YES. COOKIES! They're probably laced with something...

SkittyKat

The latter half of the audio was most fun :)

SkittyKat

Lol. Will I ruin or make someone's day with this audio? 50-50 chance. :D

SkittyKat

My coffee will wake you up real good. How much cream do you want? ;)

King Gilgamesh

as a Canadian this is fun and i love it

Kethalis

you even made it 4:20... omg I felt so awkward and embarrassed in between the moments of angry pained acceptence of the fact you're making me laugh... So as a Canadian I have to ask, when are you releasing the extra large Tripple Tripple version?

VeccyBoo

As an American I am confused but aroused.

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

AHAHAHAHA I was confused for a bit on what the hell I was listening to but that voice change cracked me up

Velvet

Well, this is a weird boner to have.

Billy Denton

I made it all the way to "Look at those timbits" before I lost my composure

SkittyKat

Lol. I hope you think of me the next time you pass a Timmy's.

SkittyKat

Ah! You noticed. Yes, it was perfect timing :3 ...Wait, there's a triple triple?? That'd be so sweet!

SkittyKat

Yep, the shitpost got even shitpostier at that point. lol

Hydro

I...... I don't know how to feel about this Skitty someone send help pls

Noglad

As a Canadian, I hate this so much... how am I supposed to get a double-double without thinking of Daddy Skitty's warm cream now?? Thank you for making this 😂

Jonathan

With all due respect to the work you put in to your regular audios, I think Shit Post Skitty might be becoming my favourite ^_^

DPR

This was it...More shit posts please.

Renmaru

I'm half cringing and half-dying laughing, the first half made me want to just shake my head but you cracking up in your high voice made me laugh so hard. Apology accepted as a Canadian. Then again I don't drink coffee but I might bust out laughing if I ever go grab donuts from Tim's now...

SkittyKat

I dont need seal. I just want timbits! >:D

SkittyKat

You can't. Think of me always <3

SkittyKat

Done. ALL future audios will be done in gremlin mode. ...maybe

SkittyKat

This is a dangerous request O_O

SkittyKat

Hehehe, the payoff at the end was worth it. Oo i want donut now. It's been eons since ive had a nice sprinkles donut.

Killer_avocados

The fact that this audio is exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds... 😤👌

Neko Winters =^,^=

XD I have never giggled so much on patreon!! I'm not a donut though I'm a purrito!!! You could still stuff me full of flavor if you want though I guess =>,>= xP

Samsa

The Tags have me in stitches LOL

TK

Holy shit I lost it at the "Roll up the Rim" joke jfc

Winter

How do i get the script so I can tell it to some friends? This is the best I love it!!!!

Jacob Poland

As a full Canadian living in Alberta in a oil town you can guess this is pretty close to home