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Ima keel you!! Reee.

But wait! There's be more!Livejoker has written a headpat navy seal version! Less swearing, more wholesome. I'll share that in the next post ;) Edit: I am not smort. TIL, the -ps in "corps" is silent.

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Lore Remington the 2nd

I listened to this right before a zoom meeting and it tickles me. Thank you! I adore how your audios are all over the place; something for everyone.

Hyp

👊😾🔪 Skitty angry

Teddy

The texas accent in the middle is spot on. It's interesting this character is so out of the norm for you it is kinda funny. I keep expecting you to burst out laughing and asking for another take

barone1981

Picturing slowly smearing mud across your cheeks with two fingers. Rawr!

weighingvirus

Never thought being threatened cod sound so cute xD

SkittyKat

Well... in one take I said, "I will shit furry all over you" instead of "fury"...

Benjamin Herne

I think I'm safe, you didn't mention international operatives 🙃

Xavius Night

I am stuck imagining some pre-game smack talk in an Among Us game

Lhykosidae

Damn, all I said was "Skitty is the best, and I love her audios". Was not expecting this response lol. Looking forward the wholesome one :)

Nathesium

Ur not gonna turn green and yell "Skitty SMASH!" are you? Cause if u are... I'd like to get the camera first :3

SkittyKat

I said "across the globe", maggot!

SkittyKat

We will take down that alien with all da weapons! pewpew

Bear

Skitty has the charm of a kitten and the mouth of a Marine Corps (pronounced corpse) drill instructor! Ooo Rah!

Xavius Night

Hmm... wait... only the imposter has g-[ded]

dewayne curtis

May I just say that with the voice you use makes it so cute.

Killer_avocados

Okay okay I take it back! Muffins are better than cupcakes!

Teddy

This reminds me of the old joke: A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does shit stick in your fur?" The rabbit, a bit taken aback that the bear is talking to him and not attacking shakes his head and responds "no." "Good" Smiles the bear, who promptly proceeds to pick up the rabbit and wipe.

Giraffes

S-s-seven hund-ddred ..? (I loved the way you did it, just to say. Like it was fun, playful and idk. And the end was a tad comfy in that sense, also)

Da_robblar

Sounds like Skitty going gangsta/marine. How do you make swearing sound so cute lol

Fushigi

*Head pats Skittykat* You're not that mean 😋

SkittyKat

So today I learned, I'm dumb and didn't know the -ps is silent. :3

SkittyKat

Who knew swear words can be so persuasive (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

SkittyKat

It'll be 701 after I'm done with you! :D

SkittyKat

A little part of me feels bad, but swearing is too fun, lol.

SkittyKat

Butchering words is supa fun ❤️

Nathesium

REEEEEEEEEE >____<

SkittyKat

*quietly swears more under breath but accepts the pats* (´꒳`)

Da_robblar

As I would say in my norm, "Fuck that noise" :)

Mishaak

Liste here you fookin' melon. David fookin' Hazuki have thought how to swear in bri ish so don't you even try to compete with me you knob gobblah! Come to fookin' Smethwick Birmingham if you wanna brawl, ask for Misha G, I'll come out my house and I'll break you, you little prick! ... Dick nose shit goblin. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

SkittyKat

You calling me a melon was the best bit. lol

church

This is the quality content I pledge for

Robin Löfgren

This was very nice to hear since I was thinking of killing myself. Skitty can do it for me instead ❤️

SkittyKat

No dying allowed. I hope you're taking care of yourself (o´・_・)っ

Noglad

Not the top shnoiper! I'm scawed!

Grimbow

this copypasta somehow manages to defy getting stale, gets me every time

Alex

Skitty swearing at me actually cuter than it is insulting. I swear it’s her voice. Too adorable

Snarky

I am back Skitty!!! I love this 🤣

Christian

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.