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Skitty Touches Grass 🌱 [3Dio Ramble] [D&D Alignment Quiz] [Outside] [Cityscape] [Crickets] [Mild thunder] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-22 22:55:23
Edited:
2022-08-22 23:26:54
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2026-06
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Hallo everybody! :)

*I recommend using headphone/earbuds to get the best 3Dio ambience*

Happy Monday! I had plans to release a spicy subby audio today, but unfortunately the audio hosting site GWA uses is down. So we'll be postponing the audio for hopefully a day or two until things are back up. In the meantime, I thought I'd share a fun 3Dio ramble. 

Hermit Skitty ventured outside just to record this. I was told I needed to go touch grass. 🌱

And you know what that got me!? Bugs. And almost getting rained on. Oh, and please excuse my flubs in the ramble. "Estrangled?" I obviously can't read.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy listening to me take the D&D Alignment Test. If you want to try it out yourself, here's the link >> clicky here! 

🔸Follow me on Twitter for the GWA audio release

So tell me... What is your Alignment? or French Fry? 🍟💕

》Too shy to comment or critique? I'll close my eyes... Feedback for Skitty

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Rickardsson

Steak fries for maximum spud taste

Korey

Curly fries with waffle fries being a close second.

Level99Bachelor

I got neutral evil, with chaotic evil being a close second. Makes sense coz I do love me some steak fries and poutine 😈

Billy Denton

The problem is I'm ecstatic to receive 7/9 of those

Sposhi

I'm lawful neutral. The waffle fries really are great dipping fries

Meladoop

Smiley fries :)

Teddy

So many pun options. xD For instance, are you sure you weren't told to 'touch ass'? :P Teddy's long-standing offer to teach you D&D is still available. Even if you just want to use it for a ramble and not actually to ever play. <3 The long form of the quiz is basically the short version you did + a bunch more questions. Teddy is A Neutral Good Wizard/Sorcerer. A neutral good character does good because it is good, not because of any law that says he has to. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. As for the buggos, don't worry. Teddy'll make sure to do an extra check for creepy crawlies when checking under the bed and in the closet for monsters later. <3

Nick

Poutine all the wayyyyy!

SIM

Really comfy audio, outdoor sounds and you rambling is really relaxing combo. And according to the alignment site I'm also true neutral, checks out because my favorite french fry is standard cut.

SodaBoBomb

True Neutral gang, rise up!...or don't, up to you.

Mudkip

Glad u touchin grass, hermits can sometimes roam outside if we careful to not run into people. Instead they run into bugs and raccoons. Got home with my clothes all wet right before listening to this lol. Started to pour outta nowhere. U know when we pee with a normally filled bladder? Well these clouds surely didn’t use da toilet the entire summer. And the Captain is neutral? It’s good to be balanced I guess:), you can vibe like a Capybaraaaa~~ . Stevie is teaching me about chaotic evil these days (and because he enjoys poutine): “Don’t eat from their garbage bin if it’s just for the sake of making nasty hoomans feel less wasteful.” And just like that, I realized I shoulda clearly gone for a major in Procyon-lotor😐. Now excuse me, gotta find Stevie and me a Capybara to teach us about sum balance. And thanks for the ramble👍. They always fun to listen to in the evenings 🦝.

SenpaiofNone

Lawful Neutral here. I do like Waffle Fries so I mean that tracks. Lawful good was my second one, but that does sound a bit vanilla for me.

Kuromithos

bleh ended up neutral good. my cheese fries dont even have chili on them

T S

Lawful evil

Sonicblur83

Chaotic good- I'm happy with curly fries. Makes me miss Arby's (yes, Arby's).

Lanixia

I've been Chaotic Good ever since I visited Montreal lmao

Giraffes

Personally I still feel like nature is the best thing, but it feels really odd a lot of the time now because of how comforting it was during a traumatic period. The main reason I don’t go out in nature or go hiking everyday is because of that odd feeling idk. Maybe one day I’ll feel more free about it. As for hermit-ing, I‘ve been reading/writing for a review article for immunotherapies and I made the dumbest mistake to cover all 5 categories of them (15/16 pages max). I didn’t know how expansive any of those were (reading/perspective wise), so I’m a bit overwhelmed by the amount I’ve to summarize rn. Hopefully I can hermit and go bonkers enough for 7 entire days. /I had the whole apartment scattered with piles of categories of articles earlier haha For the questionnaire, I couldn’t manage to find an answer that felt remotely mine on half those questions (every single family ones too), and some felt really odd to me, but I got True Neutral in the end. And I never buy fries, but I actually made some of those earlier (with spices though). For the new audio, I might really not be able to listen to nsfw mentally rn or feel safe there, but I’d generally feel more safe about them.

TheChelaxian

Estrangled? Lol I joke about being Lawful Evil a lot, but I'm Lawful Neutral pretty solidly. Those crinkle cuts tho... Also, outside ain't worth it, Skittz, don't do it.

ReluctantlySane

Well that was some good timing, had the funeral for my Nan today and this, (as well as a few fingers of whisky), has been delightful to take my mind off of things. :) Now to the quiz, kinda disappointed because I also ended on True Neutral and all of the other fries look DELICIOUS! (º ﹃ º ) Hope you're feeling better after touching grass and if it means anything, I think you could get all the bi-maidens, I meant maidens, what? Also I'd save you from a well...unless you switched to GutterKat mode, in which case I'd be worried you'd pull me into the well..aand probably still offer the hand anyway. Lastly, do you want to get ants? Because sitting outside is how you get ants and spiders...and poop, XD.

ReluctantlySane

I respect your decision to call us to arms and appreciate your willingness to listen to others if we appose such a decision.

Damselbinder

Lawful evil on the potate; true neutral on the actual test.

Billy Denton

I remember reading an essay on alignments once from one of the devs. They said that most real people would be True Neutral, because the kinds of intensely strong convictions you have to have to be anything else are a lot less common in real life than in fiction

Killer_avocados

As inconvenient as the outside noise may be for the audio sometimes, I really like hearing the trees whistle in the background, even the cars too (although they could drive more quietly lol)

AnotherDeafMute

where's the salad? I hate frenchfries lol. but if I had to choose, curly fo sho. (Revision, I missed sweeet potato fries! I absolutely love love love those! Also, how do you keep fries from going soggy?🧐)

sade

I'm never looking at rain clouds the same way again...

Lhykosidae

Based on the alignment test... True Neutral also :| All of my neutral scores were high, but if I was just picking my favorite fries, waffle fries. I do miss tater tots as well.

Tiramizu

Yeah, every cloud is now the bladder of a god. We are just like ants beside a firehydrant for them.

Mudkip

Guess I won't mention da other kinda showers they host up there... Let us just express gratitude they don't possess a digestive system :D . Imagine the horror not to mention da mess. Who gonna clean it up each time??

The Frog

Based on the fries chart i guess I’d be lawful good bc i love sweet potato fries but normally play neutral in dnd.

Ledsama95

Lawful Neutral for my results, funny cause chick fil a waffle fries are my favorite too.

ReluctantlySane

You know, PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash "em, stick 'em in a stew

Mudkip

Wait a sec… Did da captain just speak sum German? Was that „Hallo“ always there or did I not sleep enough? Aye whatever: Ahoiiiii~~~ Käpt’n and bunbuns~~~ ⚓️

Tiramizu

Hallo is german and english, many germans in usa and kanada say it like germans do.^^ it would be so cool if she could speak german 😉

Tiramizu

Asteriods are god poops 😀

Mudkip

Really? I only heard of „Hello“ in Canada so far😅? (but thanks for tellin me buddy:)✌️) Indeed, would be cool to hear! (Is ma first language and didn’t hear it in a while ya know, so got surprised when I reread it and saw da captain say „Hallo“😂). Thanks fellow bunbun~~ I hope I come across these people one day cuz ma Ger is deteriorating. Aye, bye-lingual…

Kino

True neutral for my results, and I like poutine in terms of potatoes. With salt, please! Thank you once again Skitty, these tests are fun and it’s always a treat to listen to these rambles. ^_^

Luis Murillo

I want to hug you so much😭

SenpaiofNone

This audio was SOOOOOO nice! Felt like a relaxing evening talking with a Fren outside. It was good, glad you get out every once in a while Skitty. It's good for you!!

PhoxKrow

I need that hug and popsicle, where do I send my 1/4 of a soul?