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Ramble: Being thankful for stuffs and dating profile tips [12min] (Patreon)

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2022-11-24 00:48:37
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American Thanksgiving tomorrow, so I hope those of you who celebrate will have a good one! For everyone else... Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales? Shop 'til we drop!! haha

Tell me, what's in your online shopping carts?

Note: In my ramble I completely forgot to explain why smiles are important. It's so you'll look friendly and more approachable. The latter being the important bit.  

Just don't overdo it... else you end up with something akin to GutterKat's killer smile :D

Image: Uhhh, succubus is coming along. It sounds great so far, I really like it. Editing it though has been a bit of a nightmare. In-real-life stuff keeps interrupting my work flow, but it'll be finished one way or another. 

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DrunkUkrainian

A little boring, but I have a bunch of really nice USB-C cables in my cart. I've put a lot of effort into ensuring all of my devices are USB-C compatible but never put much thought into the chargers.

Headphonics

I don't have anything in my cart yet, but I could always use more parts for my PC (it feels weird wanting to upgrade after only 6 years), I might also look into grabbing some new things for my winter/autumn wardrobe

Lhykosidae

That's why you go for the legs, dark meat isn't as dry. And you can eat it like a caveman, right off the bone. :nomnomnom: Not planning on buying anything for black friday, yet. But I'm a little bit ahead this year on christmas shopping already.

Jonathan

I just got home from the mall, bought a stack of Mandalorian figures that were half price :D That'll probably be the extent of my Black Friday shopping.

SodaBoBomb

No "Stuff me like a turkey" Audio? Maybe "cover me in your gravy" or "marinate me in your special sauce"?

SenpaiofNone

Trying to find a deal on a Le Crueset Dutch oven. Specific color specific size. Other than that most shopping is done for me.

SIM

Thanks for the tips, maybe when I will get my head straight I can try them out, but honestly it always felt like you are making car ad out of yourself on dating apps, instead of being honest you have to sell your best features and ignore all the flaws. Maybe I'm just weird. Good luck with editing, and take care.

Teddy

Wait a second..... special moist meat? That goes gobble gobble? And we stuff? And smother? Legs? Thighs? Breasts? Bones!? Drippings!! *cough* Teddy is thankful for a lot this year. Including making drive cross country just in time for the holidays. And safely! Teddy is helping cook this year. I sm making apples crumble pumpkin pies. But also, home made peppermint patties. I'll save some for you! <3

ReluctantlySane

Got almost four and a half grands worth of computer on the way...might have spent a biiiit to much, 😖, but if you're gonna spend big, do it on what you enjoy I say. Interesting idea about making a female profile, would have never thought about it, you smorty pants, 🤓. Hope you have a good one Skitty, ye are one of the things I'm grateful for, tho it seems redundant to say at this point.

Mudkip

Deleted ma comment(s) but hope Sade was able to see the last one. Have a good day Captain. Nice ramble ! 👍

Hentai Sensei

Happy thanksgiving! I'm thankful for everything. Having a roof over my head, a nice job, decent coworkers, and a nice room.

Giraffes

Personally I’m not sure if I’d make a dating profile if I were open to dating. I make friends really slowly, and relationships seem like quite a step beyond that for some reason. Not sure how people just jump into them, or how they care about looks/status or similar when learning about someone. Maybe once therapy gets started I’ll find a way to work on vulnerability and intimacy enough that I’ll bond differently or quicker. And I do need to be more social if I’m honest We don’t have thanksgiving here, but I’ve been more grateful for having shelter, wealth, food and such. I’m happy to have hope for mental health/stability and for recovering in the longer term. Things got so bad mentally few years ago and I’m glad I‘m out of that too. I did want to say thank you, since you unintentionally helped me through some of it, and I’m grateful for that.

~_~

hap thanksgiving skitty! hope you had a great thanksgiving :3

AnotherDeafMute

My profile tends to be flooded with guys. i’m not sure why the balance is so skewed quite yet. might be that i’m openly a mega weirdo and hippie lol, but i’m fine with my special friend for now. i honestly connect more with him than i have in my (admittedly limited) experience with those sorta relations of the opposite sex historically. dunno why, but at this point i just look more for those whose “vibe” resonates with me, and if it checks out in person, that’s what matters to me more than appearances or anything these days lol. maybe such was the point all along? (pro tip: it is heheh). but indeed, your best feature is always your smile!

AnotherDeafMute

also prolly doesn’t help that sooo many guys are just a helluva lot more forward and seem to think cutting straight to proposition is a winning bet for them. maybe i’m a romantic (actually, i know i am), but i want to get to know a person and connect most importantly! looks only carry you so far and so long. gimme someone whose physically not an aphrodite or an adonis, but who will stand the test of time when i’m spending all my time with them any day

Hazamatoxin

Lmaooo I listened to this about 1 month later, but I’ll chuck my 2 cents but honestly the tips on the dating profiles definitely helps because I hate online dating and I feel like it highlights the worst parts of me. I don't think of myself as a bad looking dude but yeah I hate taking photos of myself because I can't smile on command, all my "selfie smiles" end up having me look like I'm in pain (the dreaded forced smile). Online dating makes me feel like a monkey in a circus where I can't focus on just talking normally you have to focus on "STANDING OUT" because you know you are competing with a bunch of other dudes when you DM girls. It doesn't help because IRL I hating dming/text messaging I literally never do it. unless you are like a true homie/bro or I am like responding to my mum to buy milk or dming/texting someone to eventually meet up. I am confident in person I like talking to people IRL and that’s my element. However, getting to that is the hard part. I also get it never helps being 26 literally never gone on a date or dated before, so I do always feel like a 15 year old mentally when it comes to talking about dating as I don’t have the experience others do at my age. While it doesn’t bother me personally as I feel like it’s not a big deal, whether other people might find that strange is a different story. That being said I do wanna try putting myself out there this year and hopefully I can learn from others and learn as I go as well.