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r/TIFU Ramble || Skitty Reads & Reacts to First Kiss Fails πŸ’‹πŸ˜³ [18min] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-26 03:03:07
Edited:
2023-05-02 20:17:56
Imported:
2026-06
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Skitty has found three stories from the subreddit, "Today I fucked up..."!

I thought I'd continue with the topic of kissing after releasing the kissy audio earlier this week.

If you're curious, links to the stories...

TIFU on our first date by ruining the moment of our first kiss, twice

TIFU by being the first kiss initiator

TIFU by getting my first kiss on a plane

πŸ’• Tell me, how was your first kiss? Or what's your worst fear for a first kiss?

Oh yes, and here is the classic Naruto x Sasuke TIFU kiss... heh (gif might be buggy on mobile). It spawned a hecc lot of fanfics... lol

》 Too shy to comment or critique? I'll close my eyes... Feedback for Skitty

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Teddy

It always amazes me, for something we find so inherently intrinsic to perpetuation of our species..... how bad everyone is at romantic things thier first times. Kissing, and even having sex are learned behaviors, and certainly behaviors that one can be 'bad' at. Heck, most people will tell you, with some fair accuracy that your first time is gonna suck and not live up to the hype. And yet... these are skills we need to learn in order for the species to survive? Lol. Can you imagine if that were true for other things? Like breathing? You gotta get over dat anxiety, and sometimes it's gonna suck but if you don't blink we die as a species....

Rinsler

Sophomore year in high school, on her parents' porch getting hot and steamy, get a kiss, then another, and during the second one, got caught by her dad and get invited in. Awkwardly sitting in her living room, he looks at me with a sly smile and asks, "You two having a good night?" Then got the typical dad experience of a "Don't hurt my daughter, or you'll regret it."

SIM

That was fun to listen, I had a good laugh. More ramble like this please. :)

Mudkip

Nice ramble~ πŸ‘ [ more plz indeed~ ] And what an unlucky fella in the 1st round lol. It's hopefully a hilarious memory now 😁 Aye, mud's first kiss was fine (ok, not special to me). But maybe cuz 9/10 it was always a drunk memory? Ya know... was raised in a type of hobbit-village where 'modern' day cheese-hobbits hook up under hills + tree- bars to not run out of ideas. This why every couple there either met in a bar or at da bus stop lol. So while mud had his fun kissin his first times he gotta admit he only engaged in such instances as alcohol was too often involved 🍺🫠 ..... Wasnt too special to be honest cuz of that... So far there has been only one hobbit in my life that I genuinely wanted to kiss in sober state. Issa longer story tho~ lol. But I hope da Captain + Peenkun have a good day and ya get to eat some yummy foods, aye?πŸ•:)

Mudkip
>>107178298

That took an unfortunate turn real fast lol... 'Nice' timin of that dad.....😭🀧 Aye, hope weather gettin better over there soon. Cuz happy floating~ βš™οΈ

ReluctantlySane

I think I've talked about my first kiss in an earlier ramble/post, but it was in primary school with a girl who was a friend and we wanted to know why all the adults did it, then we both immediately washed our mouths out after. I've been told by friends that it doesn't count as a first kiss, so instead, my fear for a first kiss would be the lean in only for them to lean away. I haven't seen that Naruto scene in ages, XD, it brings back soo many memories, like the time I naruto ran with my younger brother through the city one night before naruto running was even a thing...AND NOW I NEED A DRINK!! >_<

Sleepyweeb

Literally just saw this, thanks for the post mommy skitty ☺️❀️

Claire ❀️

Omg that first story was so funny but so cuteee. Uhm.. my first kiss was little wholesome. I just sort of went for it and she freaked out and covered her face. She was really flustered. In a good way lol.

SIM
>>107183313

Yeah funny stories from reddit, like that are nice. You have a laugh, we have a laugh. Everybody is happy ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

EnderStine

i love the tifu sub redit as it brought us the cbat story