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June AMA Submission (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-04 21:56:24
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2026-06

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Hey people, shoutout to you for joining us for another month. It's going to be an exciting month, that's for sure! Anyway, you're $10 ballers, that means it's time for you to send over your AMA questions in this thread so I can compile it for the fellas and have them answer some of your questions on an episode of PKA this month.

Hope you're all doing well during these times and your lives are not crazy balls of fire, wishing you all the best. Thanks for supporting the show and just enjoying the content. Nothing but love!

Comments

Anonymous

Hey, this question goes for everyone , but especially woody. I’m bout to go into my sophomore year of college in the fall, and once i moved away from family and able to be “my own person” and be coming comfortable with myself and being bisexual. I was curious on how you guys feel about someone not needing to come out to family about their sexuality. Have we gotten to a point in society where people no longer have the need to make a big deal of “coming out of the closet” and as a parent, woody do you feel like it would be necessary for a child to come out to their parents. Loving the podcast and everything you guys have been creating. -Kasey(male) in Utah

Bailey Elder

If someone gave you 1,000 dollars and told you that you had to invest it in something, where would you put it and why?

Anonymous

What’s something that you’ve bought that every time you use it, it makes you happy you purchased it? Can be small or large.

Anonymous

Hey guys, huge fan of the show, had a question I would love to get your thoughts on if you can fit it into the podcast. Let me paint the picture: How many waves of third graders could you fight off if they came in groups of 5? Every 3 waves, there will be a fifth grader mini-boss that joins the 5 third graders in that wave. You're in a big room, lets say its around the size of a high-school gym. You have no weapons, just your bare-hands. The defeated kids will pile up on the floor as each wave is defeated, making the room much harder to move around and navigate the further in you get. Once the kid is KO'd or injured to the point where they can't resume fighting, they are considered defeated. What would your strategy be?

Anonymous

Get sent back to the 1800s and you can take with you 3 items and what would you do for money

Anonymous

What would you do if a large group of rioters found there way to your door step?

Anonymous

What is some advice you guys could give to someone moving out on their own for the first time? I understand the basic stuff like pay bills on time and manage finances, but what's something else you guys could add on top of that? Also, what was your experience moving out on your on like?

Shinzo

Do you guys have any advice on finding a romantic relationship outside of school? I don't have much dating experience throughout highschool and college on account of my weight, I just graduated college and have been focusing on improving myself & my health (down 60 pounds so far!). I'm not sure how to go about meeting new people outside of my work/current social circle, dating as an adult seems alot more complex than finding someone in highschool.

Anonymous

Ok so after all of these protests with thousands massing together, if there isn't a huge increase in covid will you go ahead and do the $10,000 patreon meet up? Six flags sounds like fun for you guys but is that conducive of good content? Love you guys! Hope chiz is doing well. Your in my thoughts homie

Anonymous

Hey guys, have you all watched the new Louis standup? Taylor I know you've been kicking yourself about having not seen it. Thoughts?

Anonymous

Can bats have sex while flying in the air? Thanks in advance.

Anonymous

Over time I've seen the boys have differing opinions on games that are good, but never explain their favorite game genres. What game genres are the best in your opinion? It seems that there's new game genres every single week thereabout.

Anonymous

If you could go back in time and spend one last perfect day with a late grandparent just the two of you ( they are magically at full health and mobility for these 24 hours) which one would it be and what would the two of you do? This notification popped up as I was getting ready to leave my late grandfather's house after spending a day going through stuff. A lot of teary nostalgic memories came to mind today...

Jacob B.

If you were 25yr old and moving to a new state in to your first apartment. What would be the necessities of life I actually need to live and whats just bull shit.

Anonymous

What is your best advice for attracting a woman?

Anonymous

AITA for calling the cops on my roommate’s girlfriend after she shit on my bedroom floor? Last summer Jason (M21), my girlfriend Stella (F21), Katie (F21), and myself (M22) moved into this house together. We each paid ¼ rend and utilities. Things were great, we never argued, we all hung out together, and there was never shit on the floor. Jason’s girlfriend Kristy (F24) was at Veterinary school on the island of St. Kits (she couldn’t get into any vet schools in the states). Occasionally Kristy would come visit Jason and us for a few days when she was on break from school (the school did trimesters). Things were fine for the most part, except whenever she was at my house, I would find little turds on my bedroom floor. So naturally cleaned it up and asked the gang about it. “Oh, I’m so sorry, Pascal must have done it!” Pascal was Kristy’s chihuahua that she never went anywhere without. Pascal the dog kept shitting all over the house and whoever found it would clean it up and tell Kristy. Fast forward to September; Kristy fails out of Vet school and comes back to the states. She tells us about how she was so depressed there but was going to re-apply in the spring. So now that she’s back she’s staying with Jason every night (her parents live about an hour away). After a while she’s full on living in our house RENT FREE. I talked with Stella about it a good bit and we both decided to just be good friends and let it be. Kristy unemployed and she sleeps in Jason’s room. She lived in our house for 8 more months. The entire time she lived with us she never paid a utility bill, never paid rent, and her dog KEPT SHITTING IN MY BEDROOM. The dog never shit anywhere else in the house except my room! Im not exaggerating when I say I’ve found dog shit in my room over 100 times since she moved in. I confronted her multiple times. I tried everything. I tried being nice, stern, angry, everything. And every time she had an excuse. Her favorite one was to blame it on Stella’s cat. This brings us to last month Stella, Jason, and I have secured jobs in our respective fields in town. So, the three of us decide to stay in our current house for another year and replace Katie, who is moving back home after graduation, with our friend John (M24). John graduated a couple years before us and works in our city. Katie moved out when classes went online due to Coronavirus. John agrees to pay Katie’s rent for May and move into her room early. Our lease ends May 31st. 2 weeks ago, Stella and I are watching TV in the living room while Jason, Kristy, and John are playing a bord game in the kitchen. Stella and I head upstairs for bed and there it is. A big steaming hot pile of dogshit on my rug and a wet spot of piss in the carpet. I’m furious because this it the 4th day in a row that her fucking dog has shit in my room. I storm downstairs and lose it. I absolutely unload on Kristy. I tell her she’s a bad dog owner, and that the dog either needs to stay in a kennel in Jason’s room or at her parents’ house. While I’m berating her she stands up starts yelling and coming towards me. She starts wailing on me. Pushing and hitting me. I’m a 6’1” 200lbs man and she’s maybe 5’4” 140lbs. I am NOT scared of this bitch. It took everything I had in me, but I waited for this woman to stop hitting me and told her “You’re going to hit my in my own house!?! Get out right now.” I walk away to my room to try and calm down. I talk it over with Stella and I decide to call the police. I didn’t want them to intervene I just wanted it on record that the cunt who didn’t live here came at me and I didn’t hit her back. I was worried she might do something rash and id get blamed. Two cops show up and I explain what happened. They ask to talk to Jason and Kristy. I go in and tell Jason the cops want to talk to them. Jason and Kristy come outside. Kristy is hunched behind Jason acting small and making sad puppy eyes at the cops. As soon as the female cop sees them, she says “oh so now she’s acting sick. Ha! Hell na. You got 10 min to get your shit and get out.” Kristy and Jason go back inside. Both cops laugh and tell Stella and I that they’ve seen that act before and that if she comes back to give them a call. The cops wait until Kristy and Jason drive away and then leave. I’ve talked to some friends about it and no one is quite sure if I’m the asshole. Some of them think calling the cops was too far. But I’m not going to let some cunt hit me in my own house. And besides if you let your dog shit in my bedroom 100+ times than its just as bad as you shitting there yourself. Stella and I decided to move out into our own place after the incident. I do feel bad for John because he had only been moved in for a week when this went down. Am I the asshole? TL;DR: Roommate’s girlfriend’s dog shits in my room 100+ times. I confront her, she responds with violence. I call the cops and kick her out.

Anonymous

Hey guys I was watching an old clip and I heard Kyle talking about the girl of his dreams and how he moved to Atlanta to go after her and it didn't end well for Kyle. Kyle how did you get past that girl and beat your depression? Also Taylor and Woody if you have any similar stories of how you got over a girl I would love to hear that too. Thanks!

Anonymous

What are your thoughts on investing in real estate investing? I'm 22 and I've been been pretty heavily investing using Woody's "get rich slow" method. However, I'm looking to diversify. I'm currently thinking about getting a small 2-4 unit building, living in one unit, and renting out the remaining unit(s). What are your thoughts on this? Should I focus on getting a house for myself before I start buying rentals? (For reference, I'm making in the six figure range between my dayjob & business)

Anonymous

I recently Started streaming whats your best advice for building a community/audience ?

Anonymous

Was there a hobby you each tried your best to learn, but could just never get into it?

Anonymous

Hey Woody, you got a daughter in college and I am also in college what is your opinion on what happens in the fall with schools and colleges restarting with covid issues still in the air?

Anonymous

When did you guys realize it was time to live your life away from family/not in the same house as your parents? How did they react to it and anything you didn't expect?

Anonymous

Caitlyn Jenner or Mary Berry who ye shaggin

Anonymous

Looking for your guys' opinion on a gun. Remington 870 dm. What do you guys think?

Ashbala Winter

Hey, this question is more for woody but other can also answer. I have been having problem since I started working from home. I feel really de motivated and don't feel like wanting to do anything. I haven't tried to contact a psychologist because they are expensive and my problems see weird. What would be your advice for someone in a situation like this.

Anonymous

Question mostly for Kyle but anyone’s answer appreciated. I’m 21 and will likely be moving out on my own in the near future and want to learn how to cook for myself. What are some good beginner foods/dishes to start off with? Are there any certain foods I should work on to broaden my skills? Or any specific style of cooking that is easier to start with than others? Or just any general tips for a beginner?

Anonymous

After seeing what you would take to 1800, If you had to be a pioneer during manifest destiny (1812~), Knowing what you know today, What area would you want to settle?

Anonymous

How should I celebrate getting my PhD?

Andrew Morton

Have the guys seen Steve Carell's new show "Space Force"?

Cbomb atx

I been work at a retirement home for over a year should I ask for a raise I wanted to but idk how to bring it up

Anonymous

Can we get a good bible story sometime?

Anonymous

Question for all the guys! What's the one movie that you always recommend to people/would recommend to someone if they asked you 'Whats a great movie I should watch?' I always recommend "Prisoners" to people and was interested in your picks!

Anonymous

Hey woody, I’m curious as to how Jackie describes what you do when meeting normal people irl (I assume in some way to say it’s not for them or maybe that’s not a concern?)

Anonymous

Sup guys, now im more just asking for the sake of knowing what you guys think of this. I was dating a chick for 4 years and had my now old best mate for about 6, guess yous can tell where that one went, since the start of the year they have been living together. Now i smoke a lot of pot, i work 5 nights a week and beside that watch movies play xbox sometimes and watch pka, i haven't seen another chick since that went down, im a okay looking guy and never had a problem with pulling chicks but i just feel iv lost something since my ex did a dirty on me, im not sure if im falling into a pit of depression or that im just trying to get on with things but its the same old every day, and will to the point im not sure if i should just keep on my own for a little bit or really try push for a lady friend, now since being alone for 5 months im not even sure how i would make time for it, and i do really enjoy my pot smoking at night and watching what i wanna watch and doing what i wanna do, but the same hand it really does get fuckin lonely Cheers boys from Australia

Anonymous
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Just to add, im 20 years old and the two cunts always try and get me to go off and do something stupid aka they wanna get me locked up and i am not for having a short tempemer :)

Anonymous

Who is your hot take for someone from a tv show or movie to do well in prison? Again this is a HOT TAKE, so no Tony Sopranos or someone who has actually gone to prison and done well. My pick for example is Wendy Byrde. Exceptionally good with words, and she has the Obama campaign thing to keep her cool with the black inmates.

Anonymous

Question: If you woke up tomorrow and got a knock on your front door and standing there was a 16 year old kid who promptly hands you a birth certificate and DNA test that he was able to have verified and confirmed by using some of your trash from your garbage bins. This is your long lost son from one of the first girls you ever slept with. What would be your initial reaction be, what’s your next move, and do you think you’d instantly connect and be best friends or do you think you would have more of a negative reaction. Similar to the film big daddy from 1999 but the main difference here is that this person is almost an adult, who you had no impact on their upbringing, asides from not being there since you didn’t know he existed. As far as the mother goes, in the interest of simplicity, she died two months prior and ever since this kids been looking for you.

Anonymous

How long would it take WoodT to become a shot caller in prison?

Anonymous

If you could erase a memory of something, a video game play through, a movie, an album, a life experience, in order to enjoy it again for the very first time with no memory besides the fact that you know it was a good experience. Like with the PKA podcast sometimes I wish I could forget an entire show so that I could rewatch without knowing some of the bits and stories. This is my first month here so I don’t know if posting two questions is frowned upon

HexRampant

Hey guys been a huge fan for years, are you ever going to do a PKA plays like you did in the past. I think even playing Zombies again while doing the podcast would be entertaining, or even just you guys playing games together as its own series

Anonymous

What common saying piss you off? Example: people often say, “that car ran that person over”, but cars rarely ever run people over. Most of the time people get hit by cars not run over. It’s just not accurate yet it’s used all the time. What other saying are stupid?

Anonymous

What do you guys think of the whole last of us 2 shit Mr Metokur has been ripping them and will you guys get him on the show again one time f my favorite episodes

Anonymous

Hey I have a question for Kyle I have always wondered if felons could go to gun ranges and rent guns to shoot there?

Arkemis

Did Kyle forget he has eye cancer he hasn't brought it up in a while

Anonymous

Ever go into a meeting thinking the other person is an asshole and they end up being a great person or vice versa