3AM TAKEDOWN (Patreon)

A few days ago, my roommate woke up, rubbed his belly and said, "Oof, my gut's killing me. Why do I feel extra fat this morning?"

I saw how much bigger he had looked. He'd grown. He gained weight. And I had a suspicion he was back to his late night kitchen raids.

So I decided to record him last night as he devoured our kitchen in a daze. He seemed to be kind of sleep walking, not really aware of much other than making sure all the food, all the takeout, and all the milk went into his hot face, down that gorgeous neck, and onto his expanding waistline.

This morning he commented that he should try to stop gaining weight so fast. He looked at me for support and i just looked back at him like "dude, if I try to get between you and food, it'll be the last thing I ever do." We both laughed, he burped, I concealed my boner, and the day went on.