Yuki the guardian of the earth (Patreon)

she whispered, her voice echoing like cosmic thunder through the vacuum. "Just look at this little cutie... you're so tiny, so adorable..."

The "little" asteroid sparkled before her. Thirty-two thousand kilometers in diameter. Larger than the Earth itself. A monstrous mass of rock and metal that would have meant the absolute end of all human life, shattering the planet into pieces and erasing humanity's entire history in an instant.

To Yuki, it was nothing more than a cute little marble.

"You're so... so tiny," she murmured, bringing her face closer to the asteroid. Her eyes, , softened with affection. "You look like a little candy floating out here. Where did you come from, you precious little thing?"

Her smile had become playful now—the same smile she used to wear whenever someone complimented her, whenever her supervisor at the laboratory praised her work. The same timid smile, now magnified to a divine scale.

She remembered when she had only been one meter sixty tall. She remembered shrinking into her chair during meetings, quietly saying, "I'm sorry," whenever someone raised their voice. She remembered signing the experiment's paperwork with trembling hands, believing she would help humanity—that she would become a modest, forgotten heroine.

No one... absolutely no one... had predicted that the growth formula would keep working... and keep working... and keep working.

Fuuuu~

Just a gentle puff of air. Nothing more.

The breath from her cosmic lips, which had once barely been enough to move a sheet of paper, now unleashed solar winds that tore the asteroid apart. The thirty-two-thousand-kilometer mass of rock shattered into millions of fragments, scattering like stardust.

Yuki giggled. A teasing, melodic laugh that echoed throughout the Solar System.

"Oh my, you're so fragile!" she exclaimed, covering her mouth with a hand that could have crushed hundreds of Earths. "I didn't even realize I blew that hard! I'm sorry, little cutie... you were just too delicate for me..."

Her tone was playful, whimsical—the voice of a goddess who had just discovered she could do whatever she wanted.

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Far away, Earth shimmered like a tiny blue-green dot.

Yuki frowned as she leaned closer. At thirty million kilometers tall, making out tiny details had become... difficult.

"Where are you, little planet?" she murmured, scanning the darkness. "You're so... so tiny. I can barely see you..."

She extended her immense right hand and placed the tip of her index finger beneath the tiny blue dot she believed was Earth. The planet rested against her skin, so small it could have disappeared between the ridges of her fingerprint.

"There you are!" she exclaimed happily. "Look, look! You're such a precious little thing! You're so... so tiny compared to me. You know, I used to walk across your surface. Now I can barely make you out. You're like... like a little glass bead. A marble. A grain of sand..."

She bit her lower lip, a nervous habit she had kept from when she was still small. But now there was something else shining in her eyes.

Yuki studied the planet more closely as she brought it nearer to her face.

Then she felt it.

A shiver.

A warmth spreading through her chest.

"Oh..."

She looked downward.

Toward her breasts, each one the size of hundreds of thousands of Earths.

She watched as her nipples, already enormous by nature, stiffened and rose.

"They can't be..." she whispered, blushing. "This is... this is so..."

Her left nipple, now fully erect, cast a cosmic shadow—a shadow vast enough to swallow entire panets Compared to the planet resting on her fingertip, a towering pillar beyond any human scale.

"Hehe... hahaha..." Her laughter echoed, nervous at first, then growing more confident. "Look at this! My nipple is bigger than you, little planet! Much bigger! And now that it's... like this... it's enormous! It's gigantic! It's..."

She stopped, biting her lip again, though this time with a mischievous smile.

"How embarrassing..." she murmured, though she didn't seem embarrassed at all. "I'm so... so big. Thirty million kilometers of spoiled little goddess. And you, little one... you barely exist compared to me."

Then the transmission arrived.

A faint signal. Pitifully weak.

"Yuki-chan... please... be careful with Earth. You're very close. Your... your chest is... please be careful."

She frowned.

In an instant, her playful expression turned into annoyance.

How dare they?

Didn't they realize who they were talking to?

"You're overreacting!" she exclaimed, "I'm being very careful! Look, I'm holding the planet as gently as I can! I'm not clumsy. I'm not some... some idiot who's going to destroy everything by accident!"

Her voice still carried the timid tone she had always had, but magnified by her impossible size until it became divine thunder.

The voice of a girl who had always apologized... who had always blamed herself... but who now possessed the power to destroy galaxies with a pout.

"Always the same," she muttered, making the face of a child being scolded. "'Yuki, be careful.' 'Yuki, don't break anything.' 'Yuki, you're too big now.' As if I don't know how to control my own size! Thirty million kilometers tall, and I'm perfectly capable of—"

Another transmission interrupted her.

Urgent.

Panicked.

The voice trembling with fear.

"YUKI! THAT'S NOT EARTH! THAT'S MARS! EARTH IS... IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR... YOUR NIPPLE! IT ALMOST GOT CRUSHED BY YOUR ERECTION!"

Cosmic silence.

Yuki blinked.

She looked down at the red planet resting on her fingertip.

Mars.

Of course.

Smaller than Earth.

That was why it had seemed so tiny...

Slowly... very slowly... she turned her head.

She looked toward her left breast.

And there, caught between the shadow of her erect nipple and her own skin, shimmered a tiny blue-and-green point.

A world trembling beneath the overwhelming presence of her body.

"A-ah..."

The blush returned with overwhelming force.

Thirty million kilometers of skin turned crimson.

"I'm sorry," she whispered, all traces of her playful tone vanishing as the shy girl she had once been returned. "I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry..."

She extended her left hand with impossibly slow movements, terrified that even the slightest sudden motion might destroy the planet.

Her fingers, each capable of crushing moons, gently closed around Earth with impossible delicacy.

"I... I didn't mean to frighten you," she murmured, bringing the planet closer to her face. Now she could finally see it clearly—the city lights, the oceans, the clouds. "It's just... I'm so big now. Thirty million kilometers. It's hard... it's hard to remember how small everyone is. How small I used to be..."

A tear formed in her eye.

A tear the size of a comet.

"Please forgive me," she whispered, her voice once again that of the timid laboratory girl, amplified to the scale of a goddess. "Forgive me for being so enormous. Forgive me for being so childish. Forgive me for... for getting so excited. It's just... when I see how tiny you all are... how fragile... I feel so... so..."

She smiled, sad and beautiful—a goddess thirty million kilometers tall who still apologized simply for existing.

"Will you forgive me?" she asked, holding Earth between her fingers as though it were the most precious treasure in the universe. "I promise I'll be more careful. I promise... I promise I'll be a good guardian goddess. Even if I'm so... so big..."

And in the endless reaches of space, among stars that looked like grains of dust beside her, Yuki waited for the answer of a planet she could barely feel against her skin.

She waited, thirty million kilometers of divine insecurity.