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In the Castle where the Demon Queen reigned, Elara finished her daily tasks. With a sigh of exhaustion, the demoness maid made her way to a crystal bench in the inner garden, where she sat down to rest.

How pathetic I am, she murmured to herself as she settled in. Nothing more than a simple servant cleaning the Queen's hallways. Could anything be more humiliating than this?

What Elara didn't know was that, just beneath where she had decided to rest, humans—tiny from her perspective—had gathered an army of ten thousand warriors. Brave and determined, they marched to stop the demonic advance, without understanding the true scale of the beings they considered their enemies.

When Elara sat down, her rear—mountain-sized to the humans—descended upon the valley without her noticing. The human army was instantly crushed, their armor, banners, and bodies reduced to stains on the maid's pale skin.

How exhausting, Elara complained, adjusting herself slightly on the bench. I feel as if I'm sitting on something sandy... probably just garden dust.

From her perspective, they were just some blood stains stuck to the butt of a simple maid. The human heroes, their dreams of glory and their bravery, ended as an insignificance on the skin of someone she considered inferior. The irony was completely lost on Elara, who continued lamenting her fate while the remains of an entire army dried on her, completely ignored.