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*Unedited* First Time Watching GoT 2x9 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-08 21:01:28
Edited:
2025-09-25 20:19:10
Imported:
2026-06

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omg no one warned me I would be this stressed out on a Monday morning

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Maddhax

One of my favs in the show!

fritz

Yes, the most important bannermen to the Starks, are the Boltons, the Karstarks, the Umbers, but also the Glovers and Manderlys, the latter 2 were not featured yet. There are more houses, but they are smaller and so have less influence

Zach VanDyke

I am here reporting for duty🫡🙏🏻

Coral of Bread

One of the best episodes. Period! 😆

fritz

While Robert gave Storm's end to Renly, he gave Dragonstone to Stannis. It could be argued that Dragonstone is harder to manage and strategically more important. So maybe it was actually a sign of trust in Stannis abilities. Besides during Targaryan rule Dragonstone was traditionally the seat of the heir to the throne.

Coral of Bread

What’s wild about wildfire? It’s even stronger in the books 😳

NF

Just want to add to your thoughts about the trade of hostages situation. It’s not necessarily that Cat is putting her trust in Jaime, but she is putting her faith in Tyrion. Tyrion is the one that sent Baelish to offer the trade and returned Ned’s remains as a show of good faith. And Cat spent time with Tyrion while she had him held prisoner and got to learn what he is about beyond the gossip about him being a drunken whoremonger. So I guess the question for Cat (and the viewer) is do you trust Tyrion as hand of the king to honor his offer.

Licha Reacts!

hmm good question!! I DO trust Tyrion surprisingly, BUT I don't trust Cersei or Tywin who could have an influence on this trade... Not sure if I can trust Jamie to follow through on it either because of all the "man without honor" comments he gets, so I wouldn't be surprised if he said he escaped or something! But I'm excited to see what happens! Tbh I hope I'm wrong and the trade does work out because I'm so stressed for my girl Sana!! <3

Licha Reacts!

Oooo! This is good to know! So Stannis wasn't left with nothing, he was given one of the coolest locations (imo)

Mind Reaper

Just a quick clarification that you didn’t catch the man that hit Tyrion was a kings guard not the mountain… (Happy to help)

fritz

Tyrion did not get "binked" by the Mountain. The Mountain was ordered to remain in Harrenhall. The armor of that person was a kings guard armor.

Licha Reacts!

OMG!? It wasnt?? Damnnn I just assumed because he was tall LOL

Licha Reacts!

wowww I just think all tall men are the mountain apparently LOL

Mind Reaper

Yes 🤣 but also the Mountain changes actors like 3-4 times he doesn’t get his permanent actor until season 4 so don’t feel bad for getting them wrong I’m pretty sure everyone does Lol

Cat Indigo

In your intro you explained why Jaime tried to get Kat to kill him, he didn't want to be a tool against his family. Also, you don't have to apologize for your long intros and outros, that's why I joined. Well and your cats.

Maddhax

Stannis couldn't wear a helmet because he needed to aura farm

Cat Indigo

Yes move the screen up so we can see the cats

Temujin

Tywin demonstrating his grasp of strategy. A forced March from Harenhall to Kingslanding before anybody knew he was on the move, brilliant!! And joining with the Tyrells to beat Stannis. They are the two richest houses in Westoros so it's bad news for everyone that they are working together now. Sansa really believes that being a Stark will keep her safe if Stannis takes the city and the Hound has always scared and intimidated her so I understand why she wouldn't leave with him. Watching Stannis fight makes Jeoffery's threat of giving him a red smile look absolutely ridiculous. Jeoffery would piss himself and fall down crying if he ever faced a man like Stannis in battle. That was lots of fun, you're the best

IcySystem

The Mountain works mostly for Tywin. If he ordered the Mountain to kill Tyrion, he would do it.

PropheticSage

Probably my favourite battle in the series, showing that a tactical knowledge of the field and the advantage of high walls can turn the tides when faced with overwhelming odds. One detail I've noticed on a rewatch is how Joffrey does possess some tactical knowledge he's just made to look foolish because Tyrion doesn't tell him his plan.

bloodraven

Dragonstone is cool, but the territory ruled by the lord of Dragonstone is much smaller than the one ruled by the lord of Storm's End, that's why Renly had a very large army, and Renly made his army even larger by making an alliance with the Tyrells.

Licha Reacts!

This battle was definitely a lot but very fun to watch! Also that's so interesting about Joffrey! I'll have to keep an eye out for that in future episodes maybe!

Licha Reacts!

Agreed! Tywin is sooo calculated. As much as I dislike him, it's really fun to see his brain in action! Sweet Sansa! I wish she would've went with him, especially since Stannis didn't win. Staying worried for my girl

Spritzgulasch

That cool song is called "The Rains of Castamere". It has some significance, so keep it in mind.

IcySystem

Please don't focus the reactors attention on things that have "significance". Much cooler to see, if they connect the dots organically without comments.

Matt KC

A helmet gives Stannis minus ten charisma.

Matt KC

Flashback to a few episodes ago when on Dragonstone Melisandre told Davos' son that, "Death by fire is the purest death."

fritz

Well, tall compared to Tyrion and Podrick. The mountain is way taller

Don Seaton

Thanks for enhancing the GOT viewing experience. You have a nice way about you.

LolaCer

I love drunk Cersei 😁🤣

Greekiee

Drunk Cersei, is SUCH a vibe 😆

Alexander Ocean

lmao you are so funny with your gen z slang, PERIOD, GG's, WE'RE COOKED!!!! haha love it

My_Cousin_Mose

I think Sansa stayed because she thought Stannis would win and then things would be ok for her again. Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb.

Bjørn

Stannis isn't smiling. He is wearing his determined face.