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Full Uncut! First Time Watching Star Wars I (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-19 21:00:07
Edited:
2026-09-17 00:03:54
Imported:
2026-09

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Anakin is just a babbbyyy

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WanderingBecauseLostLol

You can just imagine how mind-blowing a double-sided lightsaber was when watching this for the first time as a young child 😂 I also had a pod-racing game on N64 that really captured the SPEED of the races. Good times! I'm glad you enjoyed getting some answers this movie! More on the way!

Ryan Reichhold

At this point in the lore the Jedi were scooping there padawans up as babies and toddlers. Insane practice 🤣

Avery

baby darth vader is the goat

Beefi

Well, at the end of the day, it was Anakin who kicked the Emperor out of the game. So I do think we could give him credit for bringing balance to the Force. And finally, a reaction where, even in 2026, the “Queen Decoy” plot is still a plot twist for someone. :-) I always find it so disappointing that these days, because of how well-known Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley are, everyone in every reaction sees right through it from the start. Okay, I wouldn't even recognize Keira Knightley these days; I think it's just Natalie Portman that everyone recognizes right away.

Deandre r Swift

Vader didn't choose the army the Empire. The Emperor did. At this point a green lightsaber meant basically nothing other than tell each other a part for the audience.

BennyHenny

where is the sound version?