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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones | FULL Reaction (Patreon)

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2026-02-12 16:00:29
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Drewski

The only thing I will say for Episode III is this: Make sure you have lots of tissues ready.

aarswft

Anakin - "I just slaughtered a bunch of women and children" Padme - "Im so hot for you right now"

Joshua Gideon

Definitely need to watch Star Wars the Clone Wars at some point. If you do Teegan look up a watch order guide

William Taylor jade

@1 hour 14 minutes into the movie when Anakin hugs Padme outside Lar's house, his shadow foreshadows Darth Vadar, you didn't mention it so perhaps you missed it but it gave me chills first time I noticed

aarswft

That's just the shape of his head. By that logic, every time you see his shadow its some allusion to the future.

WallyWeasel

Yoda's fight with Dooku should've JUST been a showing on his mastery of the Force. To basically come out stronger despite being at a physical advantage. Cause if he wasn't jumping around he'd just be swinging at Dooku's ankles like a toddler. It's as Yoda said; "For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. ... Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." So, why was he fighting in such a physically exhaustive manner?

Dave

A lot of tears in this one. I have a bad feeling about the next one.

La Baanga

I don't know if it was an intentional nod by George Lucas but I love that he had Peter Cushing in the first movie and then 20 years later cast Cushing's frequent Hammer Studios co-star Christopher Lee in another villain role.

Patrick Toscano

The Clone Wars has all the answers you seek.

Dan M

I was pretty harsh in my comments for The Phantom Menace when it came to Jake Lloyd’s acting. Up until this movie, I thought it was the worst in the Star Wars franchise. Enter Hayden Christensen. Now, I know Hayden is a much better actor than the over-acting soap opera star he presents in this movie. And I came to realize that maybe the fault probably lies in George Lucas’ direction and the dialogue written for the script. So I’ve since absconded Hayden for this performance, especially since he is so much better in Revenge of the Sith. Despite that one glaring flaw, I really like this movie. The bulk of the movie is visual eye candy, with many scenes looking like they came right out a comic book. The CGI is so much better in this movie than it was in The Phantom Menace. Loved how the relationship between Anakin and Padme blossomed from a “babysitter seeing the boy she used to watch over to who is now a young man” awkwardness to a steamy attraction that Padme initially fights (“please don’t look at me like that, it makes me feel uncomfortable “). And then there is the painful realization that we are watching the birth of The Empire unfold on screen. Beautifully done. So now it’s on to Episode III…😬🔥🤯

Mitchell Scott

I take this as he learned that “crude matter” wisdom once he got to dagobah. As the head of the Jedi order and in charge of a legion of “knights”, crude matter is part of their job description. Once the Jedi order was over, a there was no council or knights, Jedi for Yoda came into a different meaning. No longer the FBI for the republic lol

Theo

Holy crap I didnt know Rose Byrne had a role in this!

Ron White

This is your best reaction video to date! This ties with one from another reactor for the best I have seen on the internet! Not just Star Wars - everything. The other reaction was memorable because of some unexpected poignant personal revelations. BUT this one is about a Star Wars movie that I only saw once and just sort of passed over at the time. Your reaction brought the movie to life for me in a way that the original viewing did not. Bringing your heart and smarts to these videos every time adds a dimension to your channel that most others can't come close to. Fantastic job! I thoroughly enjoyed it!

Grizzly

These stories are so masterfully crafted, just like in the Breaking Bad universe. And the casting is absolutely genius as well. Christopher Lee portraying a “Count” again is obviously a nod to his Dracula days. And as you said, he plays a villain so well. But he also has tremendous range as an actor and can play the hero as well. He is one of my all time favorite actors. And there’s just something so solid about his name 😁

Theo

There are spoiler free recaps for the clone wars on YouTube. There are 7 seasons, all around 22 mins per episode, so lik 60 hours ish. That's alot to cram in between movies

John A

Yes Qui-Gon Jinn voice is heard crying out "Anakin! Anakin! No!" good catch. So happy you were one with the Force, I mean the score by John Williams, how it also told the story in the score, which I would say a person would not catch if only watched in chronological order. Watching in release order as, you pointed out, gives you so much more to realize. These movies are deeper then most people give them credit. Which is why the fan base is so critical on the movies and shows.

John A

I love Christopher Lee (Count Dooku) I still think he is the best Dracula. If you have not seen him as the Count, must watch "Horror of Dracula" (1958) Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966) Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968) Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) Scars of Dracula (1970) Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

Raven Dark

Hey, Teagan do you know when you're putting out Revenge of the Sith? I'm going to wait and watch this one and the next one together, and I want to set aside the time for it, since it's going to take quite a while. LOL Thanks, and can't wait to watch!

Raven Dark

Wow, that was fast, haha! Going to be a long three and a half days for me! Thanks!

Eric Wallace

Please remember how glad you were that you watched in release order when you go to watch Clone Wars. There are episodes that will not hit the same way, that you won't have the same emotional weight, if you watch chronologically or even worse "key episodes" method. With your empathy and your style, if you watch the entirety of Clone Wars in release order you could have the definitive reaction to it.

Tony S

The clones certainly hold a special place in everyone’s heart. They each have their own personality. My personal favorite is Captain Rex 🫡

Julius Svensson

I made a better comment about it under your reaction to the third movie, but to answer a few of your questions real quick - yes, the clone wars is set after this movie, and concludes right as the next one starts - it went on for 3 years, there’s A LOT that happens in between… yes, the clones all have their distinct personalities and different traits, watch The Clone Wars - I’ve cried more over some clones character arcs than I ever did during any of the movies. That show will also introduce some of the best characters in the entire Star Wars universe, and “fulfill” many of the characters from the films.

Commander Cody

Yes the clones get personalities. My online name everywhere is Commander Cody after a clone commander. When I was a kid I thought it was so cool that a clone had my name and just ran with it lol

Ziro the Hutt

Sidious has a natural ability to cloak his force presence and he is also extremely powerful in the force. The Jedi in the back you asked about are Luminara Unduli and her Padawan Barriss Offee. You'll see them in Clone Wars. Here he comes psycho boy creepy Ani from the off. I dunno how you feel as a woman with his overtly coming on to Padme, it creeps me out thats for sure, its too much. He's a teenager (19) here, so its understandable, but I just wanna give him a slap. Notice his Padawan tail, in the side profile it looks like Vader's helmet. Nice detail tbf. You'll see a lot of Ani and Obi banter in Clone Wars, it works well there. Padme giving Jar-Jar senatorial authority, changes everything as he tells the senate to give Palpatine more powers. Lucas was right, Jar-Jar was "the key to all this". :P Eugh and so it starts, the forced "romance" of Anakin and Padme. Its. A. Lot... I'm not going to even speak on it, Brief Encounter or Casablanca, its not... Dex the canteen owner, is an old fella, he's about 700 years old and had an eventful life. He's been in a lot of comics and had plenty of adventures. Obi-Wan was looking at the statue of Dooku. The statues are of Jedi Knights who left the order. Its kind of a remembrance of those that chose a different path, and that the Jedi themselves feel, they failed. Its a symbol of humility from them, showing they aren't perfect. Sifo-Dyas was supposed to be Sido-Dyas - hinting this came from Sidious. But due to a tech error in the script Lucas switched it to have this Jedi Sifo-Dyas be the one to "commission" a clone army. It doesn't get explained very well in the film, but you will hear about it more later. And yes you are correct on Jango Fett and Boba. This is only scratching the surface of the clone stories, you are going to enjoy them when you watch Clone Wars, I'm sure, as there is a lot of good stories with them. Ha yes, Anakin is already a right-wing extremist, yay! Someone who likes dictatorship, yay! RED SIGNALS, RED SIGNALS!!! Lucas's writing for him was not subtle lol! I give them some credit for the Tatooine stuff as he goes a bit loopy about his old mum though, that's pretty well done and sets him up for his fall later, as we know this is the start... Hayden isn't great in this film, but there is a few scenes in which he does shine, I see that the more I rewatch this film. His eyes are quite expressive, if his voice and mannerisms aren't the greatest. He's much better in Sith though, it feels like he's more comfortable there. The Jango v Obi-Wan stuff on Kamino, the fight and the space battle, I have to admit, is my favourite thing in the film. Slave 1 shooting at Obi-Wan with the blaster sounds, and then the awesome seismic charges, are great fun. For me the film goes downhill further after this, but I don't want to get into all that to detract from your enjoyment of it Teegan. You'll see a lot more Dooku in the animations, so you'll find out more about him there. He's also a solid character. Exactly, R2 is the biggest hero in Star Wars! HE is the Chosen One, and he's a tiny droid!! Yep Windu is a dick, decapitating Jango in front of his son. And yes Palpatine is a genius tbf, he's the devil, but he's such a fun character. Your answers on the clones will be answered in the animations. And no, the big ships you see at the end are called Venators, or Jedi Cruisers; you'll see a lot of them in Clone Wars, and they are the forerunners of the Imperial Star Destroyers you saw in the OT. Patience young Padawan!

Ziro the Hutt

That's terrible advice. Clone Wars hits the best in CHRONOLOGICAL order, else some arcs just don't make sense when we are going to Christophsis in middle of season 2 when its one of the first battles of the war, and the first thing we see Obi-Wan and Anakin at! Same with some of the clone arcs that pick up later, they are paced perfectly, one arc in particular that's a big one.

Ziro the Hutt

Yeah they were best friends in real life, Dracula and Van Helsing!

Ziro the Hutt

Christopher Lee was also the son of a Countess, so it fits him perfectly playing two Counts and two Dukes in films.

Ziro the Hutt

I mean the cinematography specifically shows his shadow, why else do that if not to infer its Vader's helmet? Heck the poster for Phantom does the same thing where Jake Lloyd's young Anakin has a shadow of Vader following him.

Ziro the Hutt

The animations are worth it though for a lot of the tv stuff and film stuff that will be coming. Most of it is going to tie together. And also the animations have some of the best SW we've seen too.

Ziro the Hutt

Everyone loves Rex, the legend that he is. Crosshair too. And Headcase, Jesse, Waxer and Boil.

Ziro the Hutt

As an aside you mention about dropping Catholicism in one vid, and here speaking about going to study some Buddhism. That's exactly what my own father did. He was raised Catholic, but became a Hippie and started looking into Taoism and Buddhism in later life. So I've also seen both sides of faith through my old man, even if I don't practice, though my sister does Buddhism, which is one religion at least I can get behind. Oh and thirdly you mention martial arts Teegan, my father and I were black belts at Karate too, so there is some links there! I'm also as emotional as you, but am a bit of a misanthrope it has to be said! I think you have a bigger heart than that, and it comes through on your videos! And for this film, the film I rank the lowest of all Star Wars media; your enthusiasm shone through and I felt quite a bit of that, so briefly you warmed this cold stone heart of mine, haha! Glad to see you enjoyed this immensely, with what you do know and what you'll learn as you continue your Star Wars journey on the channel. I look forward to seeing your reactions to hopefully most SW media over the medium-long term! Thanks for this tonight. I was hesitant to watch, but I'm glad I did!

Eric Wallace

Your lack of media literacy shouldn't derail someone else experience

VOCFM

this comment all those who liked it are either fresh from the womb or just unaware of the fact that is literally the point of that scene https://i.redd.it/576syr98opt01.jpg anyone who knows anything about this movie knows that the shadow was intentionally and entirely meant to look like Vader. If you are old enough, you just remember the poster